Nataly 38 #1 March 22, 2012 This morning I threw my teddy in the corner and kicked my boyfriend out insisting he should leave me alone so I can be sick and miserable all by myself like a normal person... This afternoon I received a HUGE bunch of roses from said boyfriend... APPARENTLY, it's our 1-month anniversary... So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner b) not knowing it was our 1-month anniversary, or that there was such a thing as a 1-month anniversary, or that such a thing was worthy of being noted and/or celebrated c) I'm home and bored and sick and all alone and it's my own damned fault "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #2 March 22, 2012 Pick up the phone Call the BF Appologize for being a twat Tell him he can come over if he doesn't mind getting your cuddies... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 March 22, 2012 Sadly, I'm too tired for even a small thank-you bj... *Really* feeling like a numpty now... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 March 22, 2012 Quote Sadly, I'm too tired for even a small thank-you bj... *Really* feeling like a numpty now... Hey... As strange as it may sound coming from me, it doesn't have to involve sex! lol You could, you know, cuddle! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #5 March 22, 2012 Well, technically, there is no such thing as a "1-month" ANNIversary (lawyers/latin speakers can break down this word). Just like "first annual" does not exist, as "annual" means it is something that is being repeated each year. Aside from that -- guys who want to send a huge bunch of roses after being together for just one month? I wonder about guys like that. Now, if he wanted to send you a bunch of roses to make your day a little better, since you're sick and obviously in a bad mood... well, that's an entirely different story. And apologize to Teddy! Hope you feel better soon. See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #6 March 22, 2012 Even if you're not up for anything right now. Call and apologize. Then when you're better, do something nice for him. And I don't mean just a bj (although that's nice too). But something that shows you know what he likes. Guys like that attention to detail as much as girls do. Just add a BJ to that & it's gold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
femTo 0 #7 March 22, 2012 Quote Sadly, I'm too tired for even a small thank-you bj... *Really* feeling like a numpty now... lol... like that would be neccessary... if he likes u he will take care of you today, and i think that's just what he is trying to do... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 March 22, 2012 Yep.. It's a bit odd.. We've been pretty much inseparable since we met. So I actually found it surprising we've only known each other for 1 month!! And thanks for the technical break-down of anniversary - made me feel much better!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlie5 0 #9 March 22, 2012 Just say you're sorry. When a girl fucks up it's much easier for the guy to forgive, other way around, not so much.The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 March 22, 2012 QuoteJust say you're sorry. Yep... That's pretty much my plan..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 March 22, 2012 HaHACome on, it's me, what do you expectHope ya not dying of something. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #12 March 22, 2012 QuoteThis morning I threw my teddy in the corner So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner As in teddy bear? Are you 12? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #13 March 22, 2012 Twat I am not sending you flowers next month scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 March 22, 2012 Quote Quote This morning I threw my teddy in the corner So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner As in teddy bear? Are you 12? It's merely an expression - Shroppy will confirm! I did not *litterally* throw a teddy... (I don't even own a teddy.)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #15 March 22, 2012 Quote (I don't even own a teddy.) You should really buy one or two. https://www.google.com/search?q=teddy+lingerie&hl=en&tbm=shop&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&ei=DkprT_jXJsf2gAeXrIihBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=6&ved=0CDwQ_AUoBQ&biw=1357&bih=940 (slightly NSFW)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 March 22, 2012 Quote Hope ya not dying of something. Thanks! Don't think it's anything major... I'm being tested to see if I'm anemic - unfortunately for you, that's not fatal as far as I know "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #17 March 22, 2012 Quote Quote (I don't even own a teddy.) You should really buy one or two. https://www.google.com/search?q=teddy+lingerie&hl=en&tbm=shop&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&ei=DkprT_jXJsf2gAeXrIihBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=6&ved=0CDwQ_AUoBQ&biw=1357&bih=940 (slightly NSFW) That is better! I was getting worried about Remi after the previous post."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 March 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote This morning I threw my teddy in the corner So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner As in teddy bear? Are you 12? It's merely an expression - Shroppy will confirm! I did not *litterally* throw a teddy... (I don't even own a teddy.) Thank god (or, someone). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melliandra 0 #19 March 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote This morning I threw my teddy in the corner So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner As in teddy bear? Are you 12? It's merely an expression - Shroppy will confirm! I did not *litterally* throw a teddy... (I don't even own a teddy.) I think a more commonly used expression, in the UK at least, is throw your toys out of the pram, but the picture's the same. Hope you feel better soon, just apologise, all will be well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 March 22, 2012 Quote I think a more commonly used expression, in the UK at least, is throw your toys out of the pram, but the picture's the same. Now you'll have to explain "pram" to the septic tanks!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melliandra 0 #21 March 22, 2012 D'oh! Pram = stroller/buggy/pushchair/perambulator i.e. things you put babies in and toys are thrown out of. Not the other way around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #22 March 22, 2012 I feel I should also point out that I did not literally "kick" the boyfriend... No humans (or animals) were hurt in the production of this thread. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #23 March 22, 2012 I think she should get one of these... I'll even help set it up. (would be best if she got both though. ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #24 March 23, 2012 Quote This morning I threw my teddy in the corner and kicked my boyfriend out insisting he should leave me alone so I can be sick and miserable all by myself like a normal person... This afternoon I received a HUGE bunch of roses from said boyfriend... APPARENTLY, it's our 1-month anniversary... So now I feel like a twat for a) throwing my teddy in the corner b) not knowing it was our 1-month anniversary, or that there was such a thing as a 1-month anniversary, or that such a thing was worthy of being noted and/or celebrated c) I'm home and bored and sick and all alone and it's my own damned fault Call him up and tell him not to be such a Twat by trying to make you feel guilty by inventing a one month anniversary. What guy does one month anniversary? And no, your actions weren't twattish. Sometmes you need to be alone._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #25 March 23, 2012 Quote You should really buy one or two. https://www.google.com/search?q=teddy+lingerie&hl=en&tbm=shop&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&ei=DkprT_jXJsf2gAeXrIihBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=6&ved=0CDwQ_AUoBQ&biw=1357&bih=940 I couldn't agree more. @ N@ - Hey kid, everyone has those down days when they feel like crap and act a little like a jerk. Sounds like he really likes you. Just tell him you're sorry, give him the sad eyes and he'll get over it . . . really quickly. Trust me on this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
