riddler 0 #1 March 29, 2012 http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum Quote A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude. The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun. A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 'But it's not for me to question his story.' She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #2 March 29, 2012 Quoteand a carnation And they say romance is dead!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 March 29, 2012 That is precisely why I move my vegetables to a safe location whilst hanging curtains in the nude!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 March 29, 2012 Quote That is precisely why I move my vegetables to a safe location whilst hanging curtains in the nude! That's not all you should move.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 March 29, 2012 Drdiver is an ER doc in the Spokane area. He's got some hilarious stories of what he's removed from people's butts. He says they say "You know, Doc, you won't believe this . . . " And he says "You're right, I won't believe it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #6 March 29, 2012 Quote Quote and a carnation And they say romance is dead! "Read the card, read the card!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #7 March 29, 2012 Quote Quote Quote and a carnation And they say romance is dead! "Read the card, read the card!" And I thought I was the only one who knew that joke.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #8 March 30, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote and a carnation And they say romance is dead! "Read the card, read the card!" And I thought I was the only one who knew that joke. OMFG that not a carnation it's a long stem rose with thorns.The funniest one I read was from some kind of a medical journal. Some dude liked to sit naked at work during lunchtime and get into the vibes. of a air compressors or something. He lost his balance and got his nut sack caught in the drive belt and was to embarresed to go see the dr for stitch's. So he used a staple gun from work, to close it up.That lasted for a while until infection settled in his sac started to blow up like a balloon, so he decided it was time to see the DR. Before the Dr he had to talk to the nurse.You did what? and used staples from your shop? and it's how bigNot to worry now he's just a nut. But alive.R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #9 March 30, 2012 The journal had xrays of the staples and all kinds of pic's. Trust me it's way worse in person. I used to volunteer at the ER at the local Veteran's Hospital. We had a vet come in who had a nut removed b/c of testicular cancer. He hadnt taken care of it after the surgery so it had gotten infected. But not just infected, gangrene level of infected . I didn't want to look at first but then the guy just looks at me and goes, "honey, its ok you can look. It's probably gonna be the most interesting thing you see all day" He was right. It was interesting, horribly disgusting, but interesting... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #10 March 30, 2012 QuoteThat is precisely why I move my vegetables to a safe location whilst hanging curtains in the nude! Good idea! I am thinking that women have twice the risk factor for this particular affliction!Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #11 March 30, 2012 I THOUGHT the mashed potatoes tasted odd last week... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 March 30, 2012 A vicar... I would comment but probably get banned again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #13 March 30, 2012 Quote A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.' "Thou shalt not bear false witness." Just sayin'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J0nathan 0 #14 March 30, 2012 he could have come up with a better story...or is it normal in usa to hang curtains naked ?maby something like he was walking at night through a dark ally and then this potato cam along and ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxmadmax 8 #15 March 30, 2012 And I thought this thread was about a potato cannon! Don't go away mad....just go away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divinfool 0 #16 March 30, 2012 Hate that when I am hanging curtains in the raw and I fall off the ladder and get a tater stuck in my butt!!! Fear is the thief of dreams..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #17 March 30, 2012 Quote"A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato that happened to be covered in personal lubricant" That's more like it.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #18 March 30, 2012 Quote Quote "A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato that happened to be covered in personal lubricant" That's more like it. I'll stick to sour cream."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #19 March 30, 2012 Never tried sour cream as lube before. Interesting....My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
