BillyVance 34 #1 March 31, 2012 Now I know how Skymama feels... I'm annoyed at my wife, though I can't raise hell because she now realizes the folly of her purchase the other day. She went shopping for some spring dresses and shoes for the girls. The dresses are gorgeous, as are the shoes. I just wish she would have picked a different set of shoes than these glittery pairs... That's right. You guessed it. Fucking glitter dust is now everyfuckingwhere in the house. Go ahead and laugh at me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #2 March 31, 2012 Hahahahahahahaha.......but just think, in a few years you will want this time back! Time flies, enjoy the glitter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 31, 2012 QuoteThat's right. You guessed it. Fucking glitter dust is now everyfuckingwhere in the house Craft herpes. At least you can't hear those 100db high pitched screams!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 March 31, 2012 Craft herpes. Quote I'm stealing THAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maksimsf 0 #5 March 31, 2012 I'm so happy that I'm divorced Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #6 March 31, 2012 Clearly you've never lived with a stripper.. Get a Dyson, it handles stripper dust.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 March 31, 2012 Quote Quote That's right. You guessed it. Fucking glitter dust is now everyfuckingwhere in the house Craft herpes. At least you can't hear those 100db high pitched screams! You damn right I can't. Well, anything below 115 anyway. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 March 31, 2012 Just wait till all the glitter is gone! that'll mean more new shoes!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 March 31, 2012 I can already tell just who is going to be cleaning up that mess. You make a good housewife. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #10 March 31, 2012 You should try having a five-year old and three-year old girl at home. You're entire life will sparkle! In more ways than one Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 April 1, 2012 Quote You should try having a five-year old and three-year old girl at home. You're entire life will sparkle! In more ways than one You don't think I do? My girls will turn 6 and 3 this spring. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
