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Getting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years.

That is hysterical, given the situation.

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Getting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years.

That is hysterical, given the situation.

Hope when my time comes to depart this world I also have the style to do it with a sense of humor!

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So, I was in Costco about a year ago. At the check out counter the (cute) woman asks "do you wanna box for the meat?"

I replied "No, but I'll wrestle you for the beer."

She was slightly confused at first, then, burst out vomiting.

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It's a free-for-all."

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Have to admit didn't get it at first then I went back and read original post and burst out crying.