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Change the meaning with one word or less.

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Ok, so for awhile now, I've playing this game.
You have to take one word (or less) and change the entire meaning of a title, song, movie. It's a vague descripton but I'll show you a few examples.

I saw a headline that said:
"War heroes return home."
I read it as:
"War herpes return home." Great. Our soldiers are fighting wars and now they are battling STD'S?

Another example.
the 6th sense: "I see deaf people."
Kinda makes the movie about a little kid with a boring imagination.

Example# 3:
the song "love is in the Air"
I sing it as "love is in the aSS." Makes the chorus sound so much funnier.

What gems have you?REMEMBER: YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE WORD OR LESS
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Or even just a punctuation mark:

It's time to eat, Grandma.

It's time to eat Grandma.



Or:

Don't, stop!

Don't stop!

2 totally opposite meanings.
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"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Hmmm, I'm game.

Let's look at the AFI list top 10 movies of all time and how awful they'd be if they were called...

Citizen Kanye - The true-life story of a gay fish.
The Codfather - The story of the gay fish's criminal mafia connection.
Casa Blanket - The story of a sewing circle.
Raging Bill - Don't get Bill angry.
Singin' in the Pain - The story of Boy George . . . yes, in fact, I do really want to hurt him.
Gone with the Wine - the sequel to Sideways.
Florence of Arabia - Hey, somebody had to fix him up after the anal rape scene.
Schindler's Lust - Is it wrong to fall in love when you know they're going to be gassed?
Vertical - the prequel to Sideways.
The Gizzard of Oz - I bet you weren't expecting a chicken joke. ;)

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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What gems have you?REMEMBER: YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE WORD OR LESS



So, how exactly do I change less than one word? ;)


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How's that? I didn't change one word.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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A panda goes into a restaraunt and has a wonderful meal. When the waiter brings his check, the panga pulls out a pistol and kills the waiter. As the panda is leaving, the manager yells out to him, asking why he has done this. The panda yells over his shoulder, I'm a panda! Look it up!

The manager gets an encyclopedia and looks up pandas. Sure enough; it's right there. Eats shoots and leaves...or: eats, shoots, and leaves.

Two commas acceptable in the rules of the game?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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What gems have you?REMEMBER: YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE WORD OR LESS



So, how exactly do I change less than one word? ;)


So, how exactly do I change less than one world

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Ok so this game doesm't have to be movie title right? Can be a saying or whatever. So an office worker has a leaky ball point pen and says "my leaky pen is dripping on the floor". And without changing any punctuation just moving two words together a man with prostate issues says "my leaky penis dripping on the floor". Totally different meanings.

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Ok so this game doesm't have to be movie title right? Can be a saying or whatever. So an office worker has a leaky ball point pen and says "my leaky pen is dripping on the floor". And without changing any punctuation just moving two words together a man with prostate issues says "my leaky penis dripping on the floor". Totally different meanings.



A space deleted is much less than a word. Well done, sir! :)
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Ok so this game doesm't have to be movie title right? Can be a saying or whatever. So an office worker has a leaky ball point pen and says "my leaky pen is dripping on the floor". And without changing any punctuation just moving two words together a man with prostate issues says "my leaky penis dripping on the floor". Totally different meanings.


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So, I was in Costco about a year ago. At the check out counter the (cute) woman asks "do you wanna box for the meat?"

I replied "No, but I'll wrestle you for the beer."

She was slightly confused at first, then, burst out laughing.
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So, I was in Costco about a year ago. At the check out counter the (cute) woman asks "do you wanna box for the meat?"
I replied "No, but I'll wrestle you for the beer."
She was slightly confused at first, then, burst out laughing.

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Getting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years.

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