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What makes a girl good in bed?

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Being there.



I saw a comparison some time ago. I don't remember the exact details of the first part, but the second part I remember quite well:

how to turn on a woman:
respect her
listen to her
cook her dinner
caress her
kiss her
laugh with her
compliment her
cuddle with her
bring her flowers
(you get the gist)

how to turn on a man:
show up naked.
bring beer.
See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

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A strong mind and libido...everything else works itself out from there.:)


+1!
And being kinky!
Nothing worse than so so sex.
Be kinky have fun! :)
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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Note to self go to Brazil. The men must be good if the girls are... :ph34r:



They come in 2nd.
See chart at bottom of page:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html



Shame they don't say what makes the top ten the best!!
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watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better.




LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it......:D

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watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better.



So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? :D


Humm...yes bring a camera!
And no we will not share the photos! :P
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? :D


Humm...yes bring a camera!
And no we will not share the photos! :P


Speaking of sharing photos, my teacher told us a story of one of his students attaching the wrong document to his emailed assignment. Turns out it was a photo of him and his gf having sex instead of his midterm essay.

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Speaking of sharing photos, my teacher told us a story of one of his students attaching the wrong document to his emailed assignment. Turns out it was a photo of him and his gf having sex instead of his midterm essay.



When I was in business school we were doing a late-night team meeting for a case competition to some execs for a big consulting company. I started printing on one of the team room printers ... and happened to flip the paper over. Someone had printed some nekkid pics (didn't appear to be anyone we knew - just random shots from the internet) on one side of the paper and put it back in the printer tray so that whoever printed would print on the other side. Fortunately I noticed that something didn't look right on the printout.

We never did come to agreement on whether actually turning those in would have helped or hurt our chances at winning the comp.:D:D
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watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better.



So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? :D


you got it! Just don't tell us youre faking, it kinds ruins it.

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watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better.




LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it......:D


try me, I might suprise you :P

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-Speak a foreign language. Fucked a french chick @ eloy once, and having her talk in french during sex was excellent. She could have been calling me the worst lay she ever had, but it was still hot.

/her body language told me that wasn't what she was saying
//note to self, learn French.

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watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better.




LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it......:D


try me, I might suprise you :P


you're into pterodactyls?

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>>Inviting her sister.

>Inviting her GF.

Overrated.



OK, then:
Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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>>Inviting her sister.

>Inviting her GF.

Overrated.



OK, then:
Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF.:P


So I have good friends who are identical twins and they made me realize just how creepy the "invite your sister" request is ... you're essentially encouraging incest.

Ew.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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>>Inviting her sister.

>Inviting her GF.

Overrated.



OK, then:
Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF.:P


So I have good friends who are identical twins and they made me realize just how creepy the "invite your sister" request is ... you're essentially encouraging incest.

Ew.


No, they wont be having sex with each other... just sharing the guy.;)
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>Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF.

Like I said, overrated.



Hey!>:(
Don't discourage those of us who are still trying to attain a goal you've already reached.;)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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