ryoder 1,381 #26 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for posting my bail" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 May 29, 2012 "Your special 'Jello Shot' tasted like bleach, I think we need to talk!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #28 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for keeping me company in prison." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #29 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for holding my hair while I barfed my brains out all night" She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #30 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for letting me fall asleep on you." "Thanks for mysteriously disappearing at the right time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #31 May 29, 2012 "Thank you for letting me take your inflatable dolphin for a ride!"She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for saying "FUCK YOU BILLY" to my face" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #33 May 29, 2012 Quote Thanks for saying "FUCK YOU BILLY" to my face" Thanks for coming to the boogie so I could give you a PA without being banned. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 May 29, 2012 Quote Quote Thanks for saying "FUCK YOU BILLY" to my face" Thanks for coming to the boogie so I could give you a PA without being banned. You're more than welcome! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #35 May 29, 2012 Just a side note: The wife of the coolest boogie organizer ever, owns Hallmark I think, so maybe this idea could really work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #36 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for letting me borrow one of your corsets" "Sorry, I took a picture of you when you were naked at the bonfire last night." "Thanks for the RBF!" also "Sorry, but you're just an RBF."Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #37 May 29, 2012 I almost forgot: "Thanks for pimping me out last night, you've got mad pimp skills!"Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #38 May 29, 2012 "Thank you for not judging me." Elvisio " and and on the morning after, " Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #39 May 29, 2012 Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #40 May 29, 2012 Sorry I stole your camera and took numerous photo's of my penis.... it seemed like a good idea at the time! Thanks for letting me know my boyfriend likes to make out with all the other sky chicks... NEXT IN LINE PLEASE! Thanks for being my wingman! Dayuuuuum that man was HOT! Duckfarts are EVIL! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 May 29, 2012 Quote Sorry I stole your camera and took numerous photo's of my penis.... it seemed like a good idea at the time! Actually, I did steal a girls camera (or she gave it to me for something) and I had Jo walk around getting guys to take pics of their junk for her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #42 May 29, 2012 Oh, and from personal experience that I would have loved an apology for... Sorry I chewed the crotch out on your inflatable husband and killed him. Is it too late to offer a patch job??? May he rest in peace... He was a good man http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=1639877;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #43 May 29, 2012 Congratulations cards: "Congratulations! You're finally a (dirty pirate hooker, muff brother, flying hellfish, dirty sanchez). Welcome to jungle!" "Congratulations on surviving your first cutaway!" "...for completing AFF/A-license/TI (etc)" Or, Thinking of You: "... as I clean out my cooler/order a new main/pay for the repack... etc" See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #44 May 29, 2012 Did someone say Duckfarts???Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #45 May 30, 2012 Quote Quote Sorry I stole your camera and took numerous photo's of my penis.... it seemed like a good idea at the time! Actually, I did steal a girls camera (or she gave it to me for something) and I had Jo walk around getting guys to take pics of their junk for her. ... that seems to happen to me a lot actually. I seem to get a lot of cameras handed to me... oddly enough they all get returned with penis pictures on them... so i guess i need a "thanks for letting me take a picture of your dick" card Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #46 May 30, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Sorry I stole your camera and took numerous photo's of my penis.... it seemed like a good idea at the time! Actually, I did steal a girls camera (or she gave it to me for something) and I had Jo walk around getting guys to take pics of their junk for her. ... that seems to happen to me a lot actually. I seem to get a lot of cameras handed to me... oddly enough they all get returned with penis pictures on them... so i guess i need a "thanks for letting me take a picture of your dick" card You also need a "Thank's for giving me the roofies" card."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #47 May 30, 2012 Quote You also need a "Thank's for giving me the roofies" card. Nobody's ever given me any but there is need for "Thanks for getting me condoms when I was too dumb to bring them despite knowing my whuffo girlfriend was coming." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #48 May 30, 2012 Quote Quote You also need a "Thank's for giving me the roofies" card. Nobody's ever given me any but there is need for "Thanks for getting me condoms when I was too dumb to bring them despite knowing my whuffo girlfriend was coming." Who would he give that card to? I gave you some condoms for him... so I provided protection for the entertainment. All you did was play middlegirl."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #49 May 30, 2012 Quote"Thanks for letting me borrow one of your corsets" "Sorry, I took a picture of you when you were naked at the bonfire last night." "Thanks for the RBF!" also "Sorry, but you're just an RBF." "thanks for showing me your boobs" "sorry no one caught you when we did the naked bar dive" for the pilot "thanks for leaving the otter door open all night" "sorry about the stains"Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #50 May 30, 2012 "Sorry for telling you I did it in the plane last night so you forgot the dive flow" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
