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I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly.

No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :)
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I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly.

No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :)



Why not just have the conductor escort her back to the passenger cars? Who let her into the cab anyway?

:D

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I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly.

No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :)



Why not just have the conductor escort her back to the passenger cars? Who let her into the cab anyway?

:D



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Have you heard the saying 'slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in'? Fat people need loving too.:D

I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training.
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I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training.



Indicates you learned how to harass and discriminate properly, so joking is OK, huh? ;):ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::)
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Have you heard the saying 'slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in'? Fat people need loving too.:D

I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training.



Some 25 years ago I spent a summer working at the Naval Research Lab in DC. The full time scientists and engineers were all amused at their recently acquired certificates stating that they had passed a training course in sexual harassment.
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No matter how innocent it may have been intended, no matter what you were actually thinking when you said it, do not, under any circumstances utter to a female friend within the hearing range of the Suck-up to-the-Boss asshole, "You look good enough to eat."


Just sayin'.

..and I didn't get no damned certificate.
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Damn don't you hate that? Four hours of being told how not to offend a coworker. Why did I have to take the stupid class, every last one is hideous, trust me I'm not saying anything that could possibly be mistaken as a come on.
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I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training.



Two things are a shame when it comes to flirting/harassment in the workplace... The first is people who cannot take a joke that is purely intended as a joke. The second is socially retarded people who can't tell when their creepy behaviour turns people off...

ETA: unfortunately, I tend to naturally veer more toward the second category!! :D:D:S
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