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jumpingjunkie09

I am breaking up with the poster above me because...

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has a beautiful wife AND a boyfriend!



Because he found a gay lover and I found a sex slave.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Beautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs.



I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Beautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs.


I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers.

Which is why you don't have a beautiful wife and boyfriend!

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Beautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs.



I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers.
Which is why you don't have a beautiful wife and boyfriend!


is argumentative! :P
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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doesnt like cheesy dicks!

because on mothers day he has to take out a loan for all the presents and cards he has to send.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She tried to sex me to death. Nearly succeeded. And refused to try again!
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Won't return my phone calls!
The phone is ringing pick it up! I mean come on!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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He's moving to England next month. >:(:P



Because he never listens to what I say.... :D:D

Edited to add.... that was for Billy.
Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it.
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