gonzalesna 0 #102 January 27, 2012 I don't remember what I did... but I wanna do it again! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #103 January 27, 2012 damn it gonzo! stop sleeping next to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #104 January 27, 2012 Move over & stop hoggin;' the covers! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #105 January 27, 2012 I'm never drinking Jager again! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #106 January 27, 2012 O M G ! I find a lamp, make a wish...I only asked for a BJ from a seasoned expert that looks like a high school cheerleader....Next time I'll be a little more specific! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #107 January 27, 2012 Quote O M G ! I find a lamp, make a wish...I only asked for a BJ from a seasoned expert that looks like a high school cheerleader....Next time I'll be a little more specific! Can't believe I got you to believe that was a lamp you were rubbin!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #108 January 28, 2012 Fuck... I'm sticking to Odoul's from now on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #109 January 28, 2012 Damn, what am I doing in a foxhole with a rifle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #110 January 28, 2012 I'd be praying Valinda is there too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #111 January 28, 2012 Quote I'd be praying Valinda is there too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #112 January 28, 2012 I'd be praying John is not there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #113 January 29, 2012 Quote I'd be praying Valinda is there too. I think V HAS the Fox hole....or is that too much??You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #114 January 29, 2012 Man that just aint rightLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #115 January 29, 2012 Quote Man that just aint right I'd know it's a dream because Shah is nowhere close to a size 0. Therefore, I'd continue sleeping until I really woke up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #116 January 29, 2012 " you got robbed". Now where are my pants?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #117 January 29, 2012 "uhhhh...uhhhhh......wtf?" True story: Me, Steve and a guy named Angel all went to the drive-in and get buzzed. Angel gets blitzed and is running around the place doing stupid shit. Me and Steve pick up a girl. We pile Angel into the car an go to Angel's apartment. While me and Steve are practicing our push-pull act in the bedroom with the girl, Angel takes Steve's car and goes off. He gets busted and the car gets impounded. The cops call the car owner (Steve's dad). He comes down to the station and Angel tells the the old man where Steve is. Meanwhile, back at the apartment, me and Steve and the girl are crashed/passed out in the bed (yes, the girl is in the middle). Picture this: You wake up to some shouting. You sit up and see Steve's father standing at the foot of the bed with a disgusted look on his face....the girl is gone and there's only you and Steve in the bed. Now...what do you say to the old man? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #118 January 29, 2012 Quote "uhhhh...uhhhhh......wtf?" True story: Me, Steve and a guy named Angel all went to the drive-in and get buzzed. Angel gets blitzed and is running around the place doing stupid shit. Me and Steve pick up a girl. We pile Angel into the car an go to Angel's apartment. While me and Steve are practicing our push-pull act in the bedroom with the girl, Angel takes Steve's car and goes off. He gets busted and the car gets impounded. The cops call the car owner (Steve's dad). He comes down to the station and Angel tells the the old man where Steve is. Meanwhile, back at the apartment, me and Steve and the girl are crashed/passed out in the bed (yes, the girl is in the middle). Picture this: You wake up to some shouting. You sit up and see Steve's father standing at the foot of the bed with a disgusted look on his face....the girl is gone and there's only you and Steve in the bed. Now...what do you say to the old man? Easy... "Hey, where did the girl go? We were banging her last night!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #119 February 1, 2012 Quote True story: .... Picture this: You wake up to some shouting. You sit up and see Steve's father standing at the foot of the bed with a disgusted look on his face....the girl is gone and there's only you and Steve in the bed. Now...what do you say to the old man? "Two's a party, three's a crowd! " Or: (in your best John Wayne voice), "now look here, mister. This bed ain't big enough for the three of us!" See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,042 #120 February 1, 2012 So did you like everything we Tri'ed, Girl?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #121 February 1, 2012 Guess that low pull contest wasn't such a good idea after all.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #122 February 1, 2012 No means NO! Word to the wise: If at first you don't succeed, do NOT try Tri again.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #123 February 1, 2012 prefers to use reverse psychologySome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #124 February 1, 2012 Quote No means NO! Word to the wise: If at first you don't succeed, do NOT try Tri again. Why the hell didn't you tell me that in the first place? I could have avoided all the bruises. Glad your name isn't Lorena. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #125 February 1, 2012 I'd shoot myself again.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
