Arvoitus 1 #51 July 28, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAlso hipsters. ^ This. +2 +3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ktv2QqWYGY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGqN3AKOsA&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1IYour rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #52 July 28, 2012 I was coming here to post that EXACT same video, and when I saw your link I was like "This is definitely going to be that video" As for the Portlandia video, that series made me laugh quite a bit. Especially the organic chicken scene. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 100 #53 July 28, 2012 ***in a supermarket checkout line. *** People (usually wimmim) who wait till everything is checked by the cashier, realise they have forgotten something, spend 5 minutes getting it, and THEN realise they have to pay, take an age finding their purse, rummaging thru it to find every last small coin they have to pay with, and then coming up short...... "I've got the 3 cents here somewhere".......My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #54 July 28, 2012 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I Note: the Bee Gees are in no way dickheads. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OwenB 0 #55 July 28, 2012 QuoteDirty dishes left in the sink. The dishwasher is right there next to the sink, take the extra 10 seconds and put the dishes in there! This! Especially if there is no dishwasher. Why would I want to have to remove your dirty dishes from the sink just so I can wash mine. Also people who don't dry up stuff, just leaving it on the draining board playing Jenga with it as more and more stuff gets piled on top. Why can't you remove your stuff when it's dry/dry it up BEFORE you put freshly washed stuff on top. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #56 July 29, 2012 When people cough in your direction or worse directly in yor face with out even attempting to cover their mouthsThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #57 July 30, 2012 Quote When people cough in your direction or worse directly in yor face with out even attempting to cover their mouths The least they owe you is an apology. Holy crap. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #58 July 30, 2012 QuoteI was coming here to post that EXACT same video, and when I saw your link I was like "This is definitely going to be that video" As for the Portlandia video, that series made me laugh quite a bit. Especially the organic chicken scene. Me too. I got a new series to watch. Thanks all!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pchapman 261 #59 July 30, 2012 ...People who don't put any effort into formulating posts on forums. Like the ones who are in an online forum for question and give their new thread a title like "got a question". That doesn't help differentiate things at all. Or those who want long complex replies but write one long paragraph with run-on sentences with no capitals or paragraph marks. I don't mind a few modern shortcuts with language, but a little effort towards readability and human factors is nice if one is asking a lot of others. Or those who write something like "check out this cool video on youtube" without describing WHY we should take our time to look at it, or what the subject matter may be, which would allow us to better decide whether to click through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #60 July 30, 2012 I read the classifieds looking for good deals of gear. I can't tell you the number of ads from dipshits that will list a helmet/wingsuit/jumpsuit that says ask for pictures. But doesn't list size. Um HELLO, that is kind of important. And why not post a picture so you don't have to send individual emails to the 40 people that have now wasted their time inquiring about gear that did not fit them because you, dipshit, were too clueless to give a size. And, if you are listing a complete rig, no need to list "Complete Rig" as the title because it is listed in the COMPLETE SYSTEMS section. List it by name and/or size as "Container/Main/Reserve/AAD". That way we don't even have to waste our time clicking on it to see what you want to sell if it isn't what we are looking for. If you are selling a piece of gear, think about all the things you wanted to know when you bought said gear. You know, like size, color, condition, # of jumps, DOM, if it made our butt look big. Then put that information in your ad. It really isn't that hard. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #61 July 30, 2012 Quote When people cough in your direction or worse directly in yor face with out even attempting to cover their mouths That's the only reason you turn your head when you cough during your physical, so you don't cough on the doctor. I'm serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #62 July 30, 2012 Quote Quote When people cough in your direction or worse directly in yor face with out even attempting to cover their mouths That's the only reason you turn your head when you cough during your physical, so you don't cough on the doctor. I'm serious. Lmao. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #63 July 30, 2012 My most current one is people who show up at a pre-registered USCF (chess) rated tournament without a chess set or chess clock which specifically is spelled out beforehand that TD (tournament directors) do not provide equipment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #64 July 30, 2012 Quote Quote When people cough in your direction or worse directly in yor face with out even attempting to cover their mouths That's the only reason you turn your head when you cough during your physical, so you don't cough on the doctor. I'm serious. "Now when I come along and put my hand on your balls, turn your head and cough. Don't cough on me, cough on the guy next to you, because remember where my hand is!" -- Actual quote from a military doctor when I (and 75 others) were going through a pre-induction physical."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #65 July 30, 2012 QuoteMy most current one is people who show up at a pre-registered USCF (chess) rated tournament without a chess set or chess clock which specifically is spelled out beforehand that TD (tournament directors) do not provide equipment. See note for 1930: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_doping_cases_in_cycling#1930"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmccann 1 #66 July 31, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAlso hipsters. ^ This. +2 +3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ktv2QqWYGY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGqN3AKOsA&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wzyhg6vlc Welcome to my 'hood. [edit: clicky] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,621 #67 August 1, 2012 QuoteWhat are yours? Traffic lights. People driving slowly in the passing lane.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #68 August 1, 2012 I thought about this thread this am on my way to the office in a moment of frustration. This (see pic) bugs the hell out of me. I needed to bear right and the car in front of me wouldn't move up even though there was room to let me by. I had to wait for the light to change. Are people that oblivious? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #69 August 1, 2012 Q: Do you know how to identify a bad driver from a distance? A: They'll be sitting behind a steering wheel.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #70 August 1, 2012 Dayum, there is a hell of a slope on that street! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #71 August 1, 2012 Quote Dayum, there is a hell of a slope on that street! Its Virginia... What did you expect?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #72 August 1, 2012 Quote I needed to bear right and the car in front of me wouldn't move up even though there was room to let me by. I had to wait for the light to change. Are people that oblivious? Many drivers like to leave space in between cars; if they get rear-ended and pushed into the car in front on them, they are the ones who are going to be charged with the damage to the car in front.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quack 0 #73 August 1, 2012 Here is one of many of mine: http://tinyurl.com/bs3txqg But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #74 August 1, 2012 QuoteQuote I needed to bear right and the car in front of me wouldn't move up even though there was room to let me by. I had to wait for the light to change. Are people that oblivious? Many drivers like to leave space in between cars; if they get rear-ended and pushed into the car in front on them, they are the ones who are going to be charged with the damage to the car in front. So it was YOU!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #75 August 1, 2012 Quote I thought about this thread this am on my way to the office in a moment of frustration. This (see pic) bugs the hell out of me. I needed to bear right and the car in front of me wouldn't move up even though there was room to let me by. I had to wait for the light to change. Are people that oblivious? Also drives me crazy when someone needs to turn left into a driveway (for instance) and they don't even leave the teeeeeeeniest amount of room for my bike to keep going... Seriously - it doesn't take much... People in general who block your way unnecessarily drive me bonkers... So fucking oblivious to others around them... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
