ryoder 1,384 #1 August 14, 2012 http://mailorderhusbands.net/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 August 14, 2012 Took the free compatibility testDoesn't seem like I'm compatible with any of the husbands they haveBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 August 14, 2012 You click on way too many unsavory links.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #4 August 14, 2012 Quote You click on way too many unsavory links.... I found it on bikeforums.net."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #5 August 14, 2012 Quote Quote You click on way too many unsavory links.... I found it on bikeforums.net. I'm sure you did.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 August 14, 2012 You still clickin' the prison websites? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 August 14, 2012 Hum.....would this ever work? Can i have sex with an "handsome" "well built" woman for money? Yes...yes I can....for money!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 August 14, 2012 Ummmmmmm.......you're kinda scaring ShahBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 August 14, 2012 Look my stripping for the blind business has not been doing very well and i need some extra cash so i can have 100 skydives so that i can then buy that wing suit with the 10 gopros on it! And for that I think I am capable of having sex with ugly women for a price! I'm thinking.....$100 an hour? But no kissing!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 August 14, 2012 Better suck it up and make that $50/hour with kissingBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 August 14, 2012 $100 an hour no kissing but I will give her a good foot rub!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #12 August 14, 2012 Ohhhhhhhh that now sounds like a deal makerBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 August 14, 2012 Quote$100 an hour no kissing but I will give her a good foot rub! Foot rub huh...ya may wanna measure that again! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 August 14, 2012 now go and pimp me out!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 August 14, 2012 If I pimp ya out what's my cut???? Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 August 14, 2012 15%Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #17 August 14, 2012 30% and you've got a dealBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 August 14, 2012 Deal! No do your thingLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #19 August 14, 2012 Going to it slut!!! Just you better get out there and make your quota or I beat the hell outta yaBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 August 14, 2012 "Shah better have my money..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnuodLiCGzY Elvisio "a different kind of fly guy" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #21 August 14, 2012 QuoteQuote$100 an hour no kissing but I will give her a good foot rub! Foot rub huh...ya may wanna measure that again! He already measured it 3 times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 August 15, 2012 Quote Quote $100 an hour no kissing but I will give her a good foot rub! Foot rub huh...ya may wanna measure that again! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 August 15, 2012 http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/1/4/129071209751154731.jpg http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/07ad15f284/rub-my-feetLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #24 August 15, 2012 Quote Deal! No do your thing Did you just become Skydiverbry's Bottom he-bitch?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #25 August 15, 2012 Quote Took the free compatibility testDoesn't seem like I'm compatible with any of the husbands they haveBry But did you click on the "success" button? Wow, what a touching story! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites