shah269 0 #1 August 15, 2012 It has been 10 years since I have started working here and it's been an amazing ride! I have made some great friends and have blown up many expensive pieces of equipment which I had no right blowing up. But I blamed said explosion on the summer intern and I was promoted accordingly! But now with my six sigma black belt and my EMBA taken care of the time has come for me to expand my horizons and to find a job that truly fits me better! And so I will be sending in my head shots and various artistic nude photos. And once the people at The Price Is Right view these photos I'm sure I'll be getting a very nice job offer! http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/14/showbiz/tv/price-is-right-male-model-ew/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9 I look forward to see you all seeing me on TV pointing at various low end products and smiling as if I really care if the contestant wins or loses. Just remember you all knew me before I became the next male super model! And I will not be forgetting any of you!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 August 15, 2012 Great, this is my big chance to get Rachel to marry me. Yes even if I have to act gay to get the job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 189 #3 August 15, 2012 QuoteI look forward to see you all seeing me on TV I think you'd might do better behind the scenes as a writer...at least on a team to get people's imaginations pumping. Of course it'll be for junk tv, (ie, reality tv/late night or even prime time cartoons) but believe it or not, when you expose immorality and tell it like it is through comedy, it has a positive effect in an entertaining way. Look at South Park and Family guy for example...they pretty much push the limits and can get away with a lot, but at the end of the story, there is always a lesson to be learned. Your thoughts and expressions will be much more appreciated on the boob tube then they are here... People will simply disagree with you here because you're shah, not so much behind the anonymity of writing for television... ...oh, did I mention the money is good too?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 August 16, 2012 One step closer to coming out! Good on you.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 189 #5 August 16, 2012 Quote I will be sending in my head shots and various artistic nude photos. And once the people at The Price Is Right view these photos... They could use your egghead photos as Plinco Chips...lol.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 August 16, 2012 Why does this sound like they are looking for Zoolander?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
