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Glitter herpes

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You know when girls where that stupid fucking spray on glitter stuff on the chest?

Well when you rub your face in it, it makes a jump onto your skin, then you keep finding little glitter sparkles randomly for like a week after.
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You know when girls where that stupid fucking spray on glitter stuff on the chest?

Well when you rub your face in it, it makes a jump onto your skin, then you keep finding little glitter sparkles randomly for like a week after.



[sigh, shakes head] You're still so easily distracted by shiny, sparkly things! :|

Maybe NOW you'll learn your lesson.

;)

:P
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Goddammit!

I caught them again! This shit just doesn't go away!B|>:(:P



I don't understand why girls wear that shit, its more annoying than anything else. And I don't need sparkles to set off my ADD when I'm supposed to be focusing on tits.
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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You know when girls where that stupid fucking spray on glitter stuff on the chest?

Well when you rub your face in it, it makes a jump onto your skin, then you keep finding little glitter sparkles randomly for like a week after.

ooof saved, on the face is OK, I don't know why I read it fast and understood you had glittherpes on your head :D
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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