LuckyMcSwervy 0 #76 August 27, 2012 Quote Quote See, guys, when she thought I was sweet, she was all like Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. But call her a bish at the right time and she thinks you're all bad and she's all like "Call me one of these nights. We haven't talked in FOREVER!! " Bishes. So she like bad boys; Kwitcherbellyachin' and sieze the opportunity! No, I don't like bad boys. I like my boys conservative, preppy, blonde, and Republican. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #77 August 27, 2012 Quote WHAT. THE. FUCK. My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I can never look at him in the eye ever again. I did tell you there would be random people sending pictures, didn't I? You're welcome."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #78 August 27, 2012 Quote Quote WHAT. THE. FUCK. My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS. I did tell you there would be random people sending pictures, didn't I? You're welcome. Random does not equal FIRST COUSIN ;) I forgot my moleskine at the office which is where I wrote my AFF pw so I won't get to look through my emails until tomorrow. I will share anything particularly funny of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #79 August 27, 2012 Will you settle for just blonde if I get a chunky metal watch and some board shorts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #80 August 27, 2012 Quote Quote WHAT. THE. FUCK. My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I can never look at him in the eye ever again. I did tell you there would be random people sending pictures, didn't I? You're welcome. Yes, You surely did. Yes, yes, yes. I'm all for getting a laugh but I have a feeling there's a lot more sex addicts amongst us than I ever realized. I don't mean amongst us here on DZ.com, I mean in the general public. Kinda makes it even creepier if you ask me. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #81 August 27, 2012 Quote Will you settle for just blonde if I get a chunky metal watch and some board shorts? No. Did you not look at my FB pics? THAT'S why I am ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing. I've got some issues right now. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #82 August 28, 2012 I quit facebook. My friends drive me nuts.So what's wrong honey? You need to gym, tan, laundry? or whatever they do in Jersey?Ah well, I'm here if you need some cheese to go with the wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #83 August 28, 2012 Quote Quote Quote See, guys, when she thought I was sweet, she was all like Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. But call her a bish at the right time and she thinks you're all bad and she's all like "Call me one of these nights. We haven't talked in FOREVER!! " Bishes. So she like bad boys; Kwitcherbellyachin' and sieze the opportunity! No, I don't like bad boys. I like my boys conservative, preppy, blonde, and Republican. Wow ryoder! She pretty much described you to a T!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #84 August 28, 2012 Quote I quit facebook. My friends drive me nuts.So what's wrong honey? You need to gym, tan, laundry? Pregnant?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #85 August 28, 2012 Quote Quote No, I don't like bad boys. I like my boys conservative, preppy, blonde, and Republican. Wow ryoder! She pretty much described you to a T! More like: She described how my parents hoped I would be."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,047 #86 August 28, 2012 Hi Lucky, Quote He is hot!! So are you now going to get on the UK version of AFF.com? JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #87 August 28, 2012 Quote Quote Quote No, I don't like bad boys. I like my boys conservative, preppy, blonde, and Republican. Wow ryoder! She pretty much described you to a T! More like: She described how my parents hoped I would be. Dude.. STFU! I'm trying to hook you up!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #88 August 28, 2012 Quote Dude.. STFU! I'm trying to hook you up! It's hard to be a good wingman when your flight leader keeps flying into the ground, . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #89 August 28, 2012 Quote It's hard to be a good wingman when your flight leader keeps flying into the ground, I blame ATC Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #90 August 28, 2012 Quote Quote It's hard to be a good wingman when your flight leader keeps flying into the ground, I blame ATC F- you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #91 August 28, 2012 Quote Quote It's hard to be a good wingman when your flight leader keeps flying into the ground, I blame ATC BAWAAAHAAAAA!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #92 August 28, 2012 Quote I quit facebook. My friends drive me nuts.So what's wrong honey? You need to gym, tan, laundry? or whatever they do in Jersey?Ah well, I'm here if you need some cheese to go with the wine. Thanks, buddy. It's just been a shitty summer. Mostly health related stuff. I'm sure it'll be ending soon. I gotta do something to send this summer out with a bang.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #93 August 28, 2012 Quote I gotta do something to send this summer out with a bang. Well, your cousin was trying to help you out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fullmoon 0 #94 August 28, 2012 Hey you may not be far from this place.... http://jerseyshorewatercraftrental.com/index.html I'm going got try it if they are still open late September. It's gotta be more fun than getting hit on by your cousin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #95 August 28, 2012 Quote Hey you may not be far from this place.... http://jerseyshorewatercraftrental.com/index.html I'm going got try it if they are still open late September. It's gotta be more fun than getting hit on by your cousin. I've been wanting to try it but I usually don't head up that way. Maybe after the Shoobies go the hell home. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #96 August 28, 2012 Do you like roller coasters? Ever been to Cedar Point? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #97 August 28, 2012 i want to go diving again. should i make an adultfriendfinder profile and ask you out or can we just go sometime before it gets balls cold? :)Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #98 August 28, 2012 Quotei want to go diving again. should i make an adultfriendfinder profile and ask you out or can we just go sometime before it gets balls cold? :) Suck it up. Don't have you have a 7?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #99 August 28, 2012 Quote Do you like roller coasters? Ever been to Cedar Point? I love roller coasters but I can't do them any longer. Brain/eye/balance issues. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #100 August 28, 2012 and with that statement, the doors have opened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
