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SpeedRacer

Shit skydivers say that sounds dirty

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Everyone else was happy with their position but I got stuck in the crotch.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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There's hardly a thing I can say at the DZ without some perverted lunatic laughing and winking. When getting an old student rig on my back and the risers became exposed, they thought it was highly amusing when I asked someone to tuck my flaps in.

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GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!?:D



And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar."
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

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GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!?:D



And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar."


Another classic Skymama quote! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!?:D



And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar."


Another classic Skymama quote! :D:D:D


AND she had followthrough. Never thought she had the guts...:$
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!?:D



And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar."


Another classic Skymama quote! :D:D:D


AND she had followthrough. Never thought she had the guts...:$


Don't fuck with Skymama. That's the bottom line. :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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