Southern_Man 0 #1 September 18, 2012 Tomorrow is my favorite holiday of the year: Talk like a Pirate Day. I'm a little disappointed that it falls in the middle of the week this year, but no mind, I'll be celebrating anyway. It is not too late if you don't already have your plans together and your house decorated. Of course I am always prepared with pirate costume and house decorations. If you go to a Krispy Kreme store and talk like a Pirate you get a free glazed donut and if you show up in full costume you get a free dozen. The nearest Krispy Kreme store to me is ~25 miles away, so it would cost more to drive there and back than the donuts are worth."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 September 18, 2012 Did ye say DONUTS??? AHRRRR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 196 #3 September 18, 2012 "Arrgh! Bring me another cabin boy...this one's split!"Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 99 #4 September 18, 2012 Stagger stagger, crawl crawl, roll roll, tumble tumble.... Or is it: Crawl crawl, stagger stagger, tumble tumble, roll roll. Or: .........My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #5 September 18, 2012 With me Buccaneers aarghYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 37 #6 September 18, 2012 Quote With me Buccaneers aargh On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #7 September 18, 2012 On me new pirate ship!!SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 September 19, 2012 R! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 September 19, 2012 If you need some help, here are some Pirate pick-up lines on this page. 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #10 September 19, 2012 QuoteR! What be the pirates favorite letter?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #11 September 19, 2012 Quote 1. Prepare to be boarded. Want to inspect my cargo Skymama? Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #12 September 19, 2012 QuoteThe nearest Krispy Kreme store to me is ~25 miles away, so it would cost more to drive there and back than the donuts are worth. Why would you drive? Galleon in for repairs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #13 September 19, 2012 Quote Quote With me Buccaneers aargh On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!" Wow that joke is exactly what prompted my post too funny You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 37 #14 September 19, 2012 Quote Quote Quote With me Buccaneers aargh On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!" Wow that joke is exactly what prompted my post too funny You know what they say about great minds! And since it's pirate day: (couldn't resist)lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 615 #15 September 19, 2012 X because it marks the spot where the booty is hidden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #16 September 19, 2012 QuoteX because it marks the spot where the booty is hidden. Common misconception, so is R. Truth be told, it be th' C they lov'!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #17 September 19, 2012 You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #18 September 19, 2012 So I sent an e-mail to the management peeps at my company reminding them it is talk like a pirate day and this is the response from my operations manager Arrrrrrrre you mad maytee? We be tryin' to run a business 'ere. No time for actin' a fool.You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites