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How will you Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day?

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Tomorrow is my favorite holiday of the year: Talk like a Pirate Day. I'm a little disappointed that it falls in the middle of the week this year, but no mind, I'll be celebrating anyway.

It is not too late if you don't already have your plans together and your house decorated. Of course I am always prepared with pirate costume and house decorations.

If you go to a Krispy Kreme store and talk like a Pirate you get a free glazed donut and if you show up in full costume you get a free dozen. The nearest Krispy Kreme store to me is ~25 miles away, so it would cost more to drive there and back than the donuts are worth.
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With me Buccaneers aargh




On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!"

:D
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If you need some help, here are some Pirate pick-up lines on this page. :ph34r:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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1. Prepare to be boarded.



Want to inspect my cargo Skymama? :)B|
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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With me Buccaneers aargh




On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!"

:D



Wow that joke is exactly what prompted my post too funny :)
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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With me Buccaneers aargh




On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate rings a doorbell. The homeowner sees him standing there, dressed as a pirate, all by himself, and decides to have a little fun with him. So he says, "Hey, you look like a pirate.... but where are your buccaneers?". Little boy says, "Under me buccan' hat!"

:D


Wow that joke is exactly what prompted my post too funny :)


You know what they say about great minds! B|

And since it's pirate day: B| (couldn't resist)
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X because it marks the spot where the booty is hidden.



Common misconception, so is R.

Truth be told, it be th' C they lov'!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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So I sent an e-mail to the management peeps at my company reminding them it is talk like a pirate day and this is the response from my operations manager

Arrrrrrrre you mad maytee?
We be tryin' to run a business 'ere.
No time for actin' a fool.
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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