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powder bombing my friend

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so i have this friend i jump with who always asks me to pack for him and its kinda annoying. i packed his parachute for him at lost prairie (while he was at the lake) and put a ton of flour and pancake mix in it. it didnt hit him when it opened (obviously) and i wanted to know if anyone has every done a successful powder bomb before. i need tips so it will actually hit him this time. or just stuff that i can put in his parachute that will be funny, that he will notice and of course- the most safe for him and his gear

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Nothing new. The stories I got from guys who did it were about *round* canopies.:P

And don't forget packing strips of toilet paper in between the folds, so he can look up and see (apparently) parts of his canopy drifting away.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I'd be pissed if anyone fucked with my canopy in ANY way. >:(>:(>:(


That being said....

My Dad had a 1939 (?) Ercoupe, which made for awesome father/daughter bonding time while low passing the police department where he was a cop and dropping out 5 pound bags of flour on the building and parking lots.

Ahhhh.... the good old days. He'd be in prison now for that shit. He was awesome. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Always be kinder than you feel.

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so i have this friend i jump with who always asks me to pack for him and its kinda annoying. i packed his parachute for him at lost prairie (while he was at the lake) and put a ton of flour and pancake mix in it. it didnt hit him when it opened (obviously) and i wanted to know if anyone has every done a successful powder bomb before. i need tips so it will actually hit him this time. or just stuff that i can put in his parachute that will be funny, that he will notice and of course- the most safe for him and his gear



Do NOT make anything hit them. >:(
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what She said...
Re: Ercoupe .... wasn't that the sorta airplane that you could make turn ... by Just LEANING!!!!! B| i think they had a double rudder tail section...right???;)

and That too. is what i thought of . when i read "powder bombing "!!!! ( white flour ) !!!:ph34r:B|

how cool that you have such memories...

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what She said...
Re: Ercoupe .... wasn't that the sorta airplane that you could make turn ... by Just LEANING!!!!! B| i think they had a double rudder tail section...right???;)

and That too. is what i thought of . when i read "powder bombing "!!!! ( white flour ) !!!:ph34r:B|

how cool that you have such memories...



Yup!!! She was beautiful!!!! My Dad polished her and she looked like chrome!! I learned to fly her when I was about 10. So did my brothers. B|B|B|B|B|
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Re: Ercoupe .... wasn't that the sorta airplane that you could make turn ... by Just LEANING!!!!! B| i think they had a double rudder tail section...right???;)



No rudder pedals, rudders connected to the control yoke. I've heard it made cross-wind landings really...uh...interesting.
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Gear tampering is a crime. It's not funny. It could cause death. Don't be dick of the week on Tosh.O



Yup...filling one of those fold-over sandwich baggies with flower and packing it into the bottom side of the slider so it comes down and blows up on the jumpers head should NEVER be done! :)


EVER! :$

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plante you're my hero :) that was hysterical, not the actual act itself but the videos MADE it
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plante you're my hero :) that was hysterical, not the actual act itself but the videos MADE it



I think my favorite part was how she couldn't keep a straight face or stop giggling around him from the time she packed it till they jumped....and he never caught on that he should be suspicious of something! But yes...the video was absolutely priceless!

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Nothing new. The stories I got from guys who did it were about *round* canopies.:P

And don't forget packing strips of toilet paper in between the folds, so he can look up and see (apparently) parts of his canopy drifting away.



LMAO:D:D:D
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what She said...
Re: Ercoupe .... wasn't that the sorta airplane that you could make turn ... by Just LEANING!!!!! B| i think they had a double rudder tail section...right???;)

and That too. is what i thought of . when i read "powder bombing "!!!! ( white flour ) !!!:ph34r:B|



Racist...:|


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