Caption THIS~

[airtwardo 6]

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[talon2 0]

"its ok GK ......we wont need no stinkin boxes"

[diablopilot 2]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute, he wears the harness for the look. In freefall when the planet (which falls towards him in reality) gets close, he simply roundhouse kicks it further along in it's orbit.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[Krip 2]

So how did you two meet

[Niki1 1]

How much wood
Would a wood chuck chuck
If a wood chuck
Could Chuck Norris?

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[gonzalesna 0]

Chuck: "You realize that if this parachute doesn't work, my impact will be the equivalent of the doomsday meteor, and should you survive the aftermath, I'll find you and roundhouse kick your ass until evolution again takes hold, millions of years from now. Now let's have a good jump."

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[PLFKING 3]

"And then I sit where ??!? "

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[craigbey 0]

"Take good care of me and I'll let you wear my rug".

[skyjumpenfool 2]

Chuck... "I'll be test jumping the new Velo 27. Just be ready to put out the flames".

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[Tink1717 2]

Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.....PLease?!?!

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[Coreece 189]

I just had sex with Chuck Norris.

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