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Shah exaggerates.

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I am the coolest engineer ever! :P

Let me put it to you this way....when i was married...if my mom ever saw my x wife rocking wally world clothing I would get hell for it! No joke! We are talking hours of me on the phone being lectured about how I should treat my partner better and to never let her shop at a low end store and that i should take her shopping at a nice store and then take her to the salon.

No joke! ON my beloved grandmothers grave! It's just the society i come from. I can look like crap and rocking 5 year old socks but how dare i ever not let my partner not look good! Let alone not encourage her to look great!

Yeah....it's crazy! Isn't it? And to think this is where Iran is right now! People who want to dress to impress being forced to rock a mobile tent because a the mullahs want every one to be judged on what they know rather than how they look.

Truly messed up!

Good for the chalupa engineering chicks but so not good for all those very attractive business majors.

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Mommy issues. ;)


Issues! HA! You should see the back of my head! It's like brail porn from all the times she slapped me upside the head...and the woman rocks rings on all her fingers! And when i turned 13 she started using wooden spoons because she said my head had gotten too hard and it was hurting her hand.
And we, the three boys, had three rules growing up
1) NO FAT CHICKS AKA Chalupas…AKA sloppy engineering girls!
2) NO MOMS! As in no single moms!
3) NO PERSIAN GIRLS! Those girls are dangerous!

But above all we were taught to have self respect! To have a back bone and to never ever be pussy whipped little shits!

Look how can I put it? Im Prometheus and it’s ok if you hate me ladies! You are in a position of power and privilege due to unusual circumstances if you are in an engineering office.
And I’m going to guess for every engineering chalupa in your office there are 50 or so dicks. So simple supply and demand have puffed up your ego to the size of a capital class vessel
And then I come in…..I point out the obvious, I bring in the light, I bring in reality. And let me tell you it’s basic human nature to back down when we hit a point of contention but chalupas are on such a roll they have no clue what the fuck hit them when they bump into me.

You see your average chalupa lacks an inside voice and is so use to walking all over these spineless gutless pussy whipped little shits in the engineering offices she thinks she is gods gift to man. And then they bump into me….oh the look on their faces when they meet a guy like me….a guy with back bone…a guy who stands up and says….NO…do you know how scary that word “NO” is to chalupas? NO! No is POWER! No is self respect! NO is a stand! NO means YO YOU TANK ASS CHALUPA! JUST BECAUSE THESE PATHETIC LITTLE GUTLESS STINKY SPINELESS ENGIENERS WILL CHASE YOUR GARGANTUAN ASS AROUND LIKE YOU WERE MOTHER DUCK DON’T EXPECT ME TO DO THE SAME! I bring the light! I bring the truth I BRING IN REALITY!

The reality that outside of those doors outside of those gates lies the vastness of reality! A reality where you’re average chalupa can’t get a fucking drink if she paid for it! That her drama queen attitude will get her pushed down to the end of the bar! That in reality she is just a TOKEN fatty friend to all the cute skinny girls! That her “capital” of looks……is guilded!

I AM THE SHAH I BRING THE LIGHT I BRING LEVETY!

So the next time you see the only other girl at the DZ giving the packers drama so that they may pack her parachute free of charge, ask yourself WHAT WOULD SHAH DO!
And the next time you see a chalupa walking all over the stinky engineering masses like she were stomping grapes, ask yourself WHAT WOULD SHAH DO!

Shah would bring in the light! And you should do the same!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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>I really can't tell her what not to do but i can beg and make it
>difficult....right?

You can. But as that Iranian cleric learned, she might pummel you. As I recall, you said she should have "tied the fucker down and cut off his balls and shoved them down his throat!"

Let's hope you get a more docile one than that . . . .

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>I really can't tell her what not to do but i can beg and make it
>difficult....right?

You can. But as that Iranian cleric learned, she might pummel you. As I recall, you said she should have "tied the fucker down and cut off his balls and shoved them down his throat!"

Let's hope you get a more docile one than that . . . .


WELL not like that!
More like abject begging and just giving her all kinds of money and giving hints!

After all what woman would argue that her husband does not question how much she spends on cloaths and shoes?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Re: [Krip] Shah exaggerates.
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"He's talking about a few Engineers. High School is over. You don't have to be upset about not being cool anymore. In fact most of the "Cool kids" grew up and are not as worried about high school as you seem to be."

Here. Here... Dunno know what Krip's problem is, & really don't care.



Born to late points finger again:

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4282586;#4282579



I got into an exchange w/a couple of egotists. So what? I don't see your point.

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>I really can't tell her what not to do but i can beg and make it
>difficult....right?

You can. But as that Iranian cleric learned, she might pummel you. As I recall, you said she should have "tied the fucker down and cut off his balls and shoved them down his throat!"

Let's hope you get a more docile one than that . . . .


WELL not like that!
More like abject begging and just giving her all kinds of money and giving hints!

After all what woman would argue that her husband does not question how much she spends on cloaths and shoes?



The one who pays for her own damn clothes and shoes!
See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

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After all what woman would argue that her husband does not question how much she spends on cloaths and shoes?



The one who pays for her own damn clothes and shoes!
Every time you reply to him you lose 5 IQ points, when next we talk you'll be dumber than last time :P:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

ETA that reads like im implying you were dumb when we last chatted, sorry didnt mean that :D It was quite an intelligent conversation:)
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After all what woman would argue that her husband does not question how much she spends on cloths and shoes?


The one who pays for her own damn clothes and shoes!


Ah may the skygod bless me with such an amazing woman who not only dresses to impress but has the education and the means by which she may procure said swanky clothes on her own dime!
And if she can maybe make dinner once a week I shall truly be a happy man.

Can I get an Amen?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Ah may the skygod bless me with such an amazing woman who not only dresses to impress but has the education and the means by which she may procure said swanky clothes on her own dime!
And if she can maybe make dinner once a week I shall truly be a happy man.

Rub a lamp, Aladdin. Women like that don't need a man for anything. They tend to stay single and enjoy their lives. :P

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Rub a lamp, Aladdin. Women like that don't need a man for anything. They tend to stay single and enjoy their lives. :P
And therein lies the true conundrum of the sexes.
My x wife did not have a university education nor had what we would deem a high end job. She was a high school graduate who had worked in the service industry all of her life.
Yes she made ok money but there was still the stress of me paying for her education and what not. After things went south and I formulated my “requirements list” after Size of greater than 2 but under 8 reads “Educated, minimum of 4 years”
Now I know an education is not going to guarantee a high paying job or even a stable one. However it’s a start.
And I’ve often noticed that the marriages of equals seems to work better than the marriages of unequal’s.
So who knows? Maybe I’ll get lucky and bump into a nice athletic, well educated, well dressed girl who isn’t allergic to cats , doesn’t wish to have children and loves to travel.
I don’t know where I may find her, but odds are very good that I will not find her in an engineering office.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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So who knows? Maybe I’ll get lucky and bump into a nice athletic...well dressed girl.



See there's your problem...athletic girls like to wear sweat pants.



Yoga pants yes....oh yes! PLEASE YES! Let's to yoga together!

Those horrid ballon pants.....NO! I'm sorry...if a girl is rocking ugly sweat pants I'm going to be wearing boxers around the house!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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See there's your problem...athletic girls like to wear sweat pants.

oooh, Vskydiver had a pair of red sweatpants from her gymnast days. Had her name across the butt and everything. Damn, she looked good in those. ;)

Yeah, I like 'em athletic, what ever they want to wear . . . or not. :)

TPIWWOP;)
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