Evangelical Christians denying the existence of gravity

[jf951 1]

these guys might me right. the whole "gravity" thing is beginning to sound like a bit of a hoax anyway.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/

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seems legit

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[Arvoitus 1]

I dunno. Its pretty old article. I have a feeling their theories may have evolved a bit.

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[Abedy 0]

Sounded like a parody or hoax? I dunno, not even in the Bible Belt should anyone come up with that sort of bull dung.
Or was it just a typo and they meant "intelligent farting"? I mean, downwind vs upwind etc

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[Remster 24]

Of course its real... Don't you know the hard journalistic standards The Onion staff uses????

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[ryoder 1,384]

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Of course its real... Don't you know the hard journalistic standards The Onion staff uses????

I understand they are one of the most-quoted sources in the Chinese meda.

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[billvon 2,397]

That's heavy, man.

[jumpwally 0]

Drop them off the top of the Church and see what happens ...

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[Abedy 0]

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Of course its real... Don't you know the hard journalistic standards The Onion staff uses????

Argh! I somehow managed to NOT realize it's an Onion article. I should have noticed as I read its articles now and then when linked at A Word A Day...
Bear with me, I sometimes feel my age...

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[skydiver30960 0]

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Argh! I somehow managed to NOT realize it's an Onion article.

I did the same myself here once.

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