slcooper 0 #76 August 6, 2009 Quoteme: so when you gonna let me tap that? her: wtf? great thing to strike up a convo with after not talking for three months lol me: is that a yes? her: you should know by now that i have a little more self-respect than that, *****. me: you sure about that? her: lol yes i'm sure. me: aight, i'm down with the whole self-respect thing. *20 minutes later* me: hey, what's your sister's number? Dayyyyuuummmmmm! Hope you were done with that one, if not you are now for sure!Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #77 August 6, 2009 Maybe - maybe not - some of them womens out there are some freakey bitches!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #78 September 7, 2010 Funny thread... had to bump it. I'm almost tempted to do this to a girl that's been chasing me for a while now.Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #79 September 7, 2010 Quote Funny thread... had to bump it. I'm almost tempted to do this to a girl that's been chasing me for a while now. She won't - I asked her already.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #80 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Funny thread... had to bump it. I'm almost tempted to do this to a girl that's been chasing me for a while now. She won't - I asked her already. She tried calling me today. I just ignored the call. I don't think she knows how to take a hint... so, I just might do it...Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #81 September 8, 2010 Quote "this is my friend Karen, she's gorgeous, single and check out her rack! Hey, isn't that how we met ? Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #82 September 8, 2010 So I'm gonna burn every bridge I have playing this game... Round 1 Me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Bahahahahahaha Her: Wow, I just thought we were starting with skydiving. Me: So sometime tomorrow. Will update the results later... Vader... now looking in search of new randoms....Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #83 September 8, 2010 Quote So I'm gonna burn every bridge I have playing this game... Round 1 Me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Bahahahahahaha Her: Wow, I just thought we were starting with skydiving. Me: So sometime tomorrow. Will update the results later... Vader... now looking in search of new randoms.... Her: I was unaware I gave the Impression I slept with guys I didn't know. Lol.. Sorry if I did... Me: You'll never make it as a skydiver... Me: you gotta let someone have turn... Her:Haha Maybe not. I'm not sayin the thought didnt cross my mind. Just didn't know I came off that way. Most people think I'm a good girl ;) Me: I think the best of everyone... the best time we can have:p (side note) if this actually works I'm gonna buy the beer! Her: Is it like spiderman rules? everyone gets one? Her: Only live once right Me:Not unless you believe in reincarnation. then we can come back as fly's and fuck behind the manifest girls ear (inside joke... dont think she will get it) (I need a beer, this is way to much fun!) Me: so you probly didn't het that joke... So when are you going to let me tap that? Her: but is it worth the risk of there being no reincarnation? Her: I don't get that joke. I'm really pretty... The tap that comment I thought was serious... Me (shit this is starting to backfire!) Me:Hell no! Thats why I want to tap that now. I don't want to fuck as a fly! Her: So you just sent that comment about "tapping that" to see me reaction? Are you judging me? lol Me:No I was serious. I was just makin a joke about the flys. I really wanna tap that. (if this works Im gonna be fucking famous!) Her: Well I like the fact that your innterest was blatantly obvious. Which I liked cause I hate people who waste time playing game. Must be my age. Me: So what do ya figure? Me: so ya wanna make out later? ROUND 2 Me: So when are you going to let me tap that? Her: Who is this? Me: Mohawk Rob :) It's now 4am and Im out of beer and no one is gonna let me tap anything FUCK THIS GAME!!!!Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #84 September 8, 2010 Quote Her: I don't get that joke. I'm really pretty... WTF? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #85 September 8, 2010 Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #86 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote "this is my friend Karen, she's gorgeous, single and check out her rack! Hey, isn't that how we met ? It wasn't how I was introduced to her. They must have seen I was already doing that last thing.And yeah, she's gorgeous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #87 September 8, 2010 Haha... so, I tried this last night around 4am. Her: ha ha you just got even older. Hope you got today off and get to have some fun. Celebrating with some skydiving? Her: You get to have fun? Me: I missed this... got so many texts yesterday. Yea, had fun. I flew into a thorn bush though. Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat Her: Good, it would've sucked to have to work. Too bad about the thorn bush even though its pretty funny. And...who are you letting use your phone? Lol. Me: Nobody.So, that's a yes? Her: Lmao, too bad your texting is all different. So, all it is is funny. Me: But, that thorn bush sucked. One guy landed in rocks... so that was funnier. Her: That actually is kind of funny. But you aren't changing topics: who used your phone. Me: lol no one I'm home alone Her: Yeah yeah, sure you are. Im on to you... Me: IDK where else Id be at 4am on a wednesday morning. Her: Easy, Mitch's Me: Haven't been there in 2 weeks. Got off work @ 1 am and I am studying for my b license. But, if someone else used my phone I would have apologized for the texts. Her: Ok, so you were sitting there studying and decided to find out when I'm available for you to "tap dat"? Me: I guess that's how it looks... Her: Lol, nice. Me: So, that's a yes? ;) Her: There's no yes or no about your question. Only the matter of time. And since I still don't believe it was you, im not answering. Me: We'll dicuss the infinities... but, guess we'll find that out later Her: Find out what later? And when are we dicusssing infinities? Me: The "matter of time" and you not believing it was me. We'll talk about that at some point. I gotta refresh my memory on it all. Her: Ok, cool. You do that. Me: ;) Her: You're silly. Me: At times. But serious now. Her: About the infinities? Not that serious, take your time. Me: No. Think about it... But, I will take my time. I'm a busy man :o Her: Bet you are, don't take too long, though. I've been waiting for a while now. Me: I have too.............. Her: Nice, way to make my words work for you. This girl wants me. I was dating a different girl and the two met. She told the girl I was dating "if I could have it my way, he'd be mine."Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #88 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote "this is my friend Karen, she's gorgeous, single and check out her rack! Hey, isn't that how we met ? I don't recall being pimped out at Prairie. Oh, wait, nevermind. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #89 September 8, 2010 ME: Hey Can I ask you a question? 1:04 PM HER: yep 1:04 PM ME: When are you gonna let me tap that? 1:05 PM HER: now rite now ME: Ummmmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #90 September 8, 2010 QuoteMe: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #91 September 8, 2010 QuoteHaha... so, I tried this last night around 4am. Her: ha ha you just got even older. Hope you got today off and get to have some fun. Celebrating with some skydiving? Her: You get to have fun? Me: I missed this... got so many texts yesterday. Yea, had fun. I flew into a thorn bush though. Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat Her: Good, it would've sucked to have to work. Too bad about the thorn bush even though its pretty funny. And...who are you letting use your phone? Lol. Me: Nobody.So, that's a yes? Her: Lmao, too bad your texting is all different. So, all it is is funny. Me: But, that thorn bush sucked. One guy landed in rocks... so that was funnier. Her: That actually is kind of funny. But you aren't changing topics: who used your phone. Me: lol no one I'm home alone Her: Yeah yeah, sure you are. Im on to you... Me: IDK where else Id be at 4am on a wednesday morning. Her: Easy, Mitch's Me: Haven't been there in 2 weeks. Got off work @ 1 am and I am studying for my b license. But, if someone else used my phone I would have apologized for the texts. Her: Ok, so you were sitting there studying and decided to find out when I'm available for you to "tap dat"? Me: I guess that's how it looks... Her: Lol, nice. Me: So, that's a yes? ;) Her: There's no yes or no about your question. Only the matter of time. And since I still don't believe it was you, im not answering. Me: We'll dicuss the infinities... but, guess we'll find that out later Her: Find out what later? And when are we dicusssing infinities? Me: The "matter of time" and you not believing it was me. We'll talk about that at some point. I gotta refresh my memory on it all. Her: Ok, cool. You do that. Me: ;) Her: You're silly. Me: At times. But serious now. Her: About the infinities? Not that serious, take your time. Me: No. Think about it... But, I will take my time. I'm a busy man :o Her: Bet you are, don't take too long, though. I've been waiting for a while now. Me: I have too.............. Her: Nice, way to make my words work for you. This girl wants me. I was dating a different girl and the two met. She told the girl I was dating "if I could have it my way, he'd be mine." You guys are doing this completely wrong. The whole point is to simply ask if you can tap that and then just keep insisting on an answer. You have to stop doing all the nice talking bullshit, it ruins it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #92 September 8, 2010 Me: When ya gonna let he tap that? Him: I only talk to girls with shit smaller than a 150. you aren't cool enough. That was uberly funny. And damn- shot down again! I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #93 September 8, 2010 QuoteYou guys are doing this completely wrong. The whole point is to simply ask if you can tap that and then just keep insisting on an answer. You have to stop doing all the nice talking bullshit, it ruins it. Yes, however... this girl is a bit different. She was more of the tom-boy type growing up around 6 men and no females. And, she honestly doesn't think it was me... so, I had to start acting like how I do with her. I know she totally wants to... so, I had the lee-way. However, I will be doing this again with a different girl... who way more feminine. I'll keep insisting with her. Worse that can happen is she'll never talk to me again, and I don't care honestly.Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #94 September 8, 2010 QuoteQuoteMe: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend. I didn't. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #95 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend. I didn't. Lol. I did.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #96 September 8, 2010 Patrick: Hey Can I ask you a question? 1:18 PMMichael: I think you just did 1:19 PMPatrick:When are you gonna let me tap that? 1:19 PMMichael: which are we talking about? 1:20 PMPatrick: I'm busy i need an answer 1:20 PMMichael: tap it today. YIKES!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #97 September 8, 2010 QuotePatrick: Hey Can I ask you a question? 1:18 PMMichael: I think you just did 1:19 PMPatrick:When are you gonna let me tap that? 1:19 PMMichael: which are we talking about? 1:20 PMPatrick: I'm busy i need an answer 1:20 PMMichael: tap it today. YIKES!! Just so I'm clear . . . Micheal wants Patrick to tap that today. Are you Michael or Patrick?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #98 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend. I didn't. Lol. I did. Yeah she briefly mentioned some needledick that was annoying her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #99 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend. I didn't. Lol. I did. Yeah she briefly mentioned some needledick that was annoying her. Divot called her too huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #100 September 8, 2010 Quote [Just so I'm clear . . . Micheal wants Patrick to tap that today. Are you Michael or Patrick? It's not gay if you're the Patrick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
