OlympiaStoica 0 #51 August 4, 2009 Jesus girl ... is there anyone who doesn't want to tap that? (I hope you're wearing protection ...) OK ... OK ... maybe I'm jelous ... 'cause nobody is responding to me ... I think they all figured it's a trap ... and are scared I'm going to kick the shit out of them .... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #52 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Something tells me it isn't all that random. Well, perhaps not ENTIRELY. I wouldn't just link you up with some demented pervert I couldn't vouch for would I?! WHATEVER - You tried to hook me up with her!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #53 August 4, 2009 Quote Jesus girl ... is there anyone who doesn't want to tap that? (I hope you're wearing protection ...) OK ... OK ... maybe I'm jelous ... 'cause nobody is responding to me ... I think they all figured it's a trap ... and are scared I'm going to kick the shit out of them .... O Yes Mistress.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #54 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Not awkward! Can you say "airtight!" ew Surrrrrrrrreeeeeeee That is what they all say.. in public. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #55 August 4, 2009 Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. Edited to add the response: Him: That's kind of morbid. BUT - as long as you are still warm . . Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #56 August 4, 2009 Quote Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. That's HARSH! Does FutureDivot know of this fantasy?Me: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Her: Next week looks pretty good to me. I don't think I believe her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #57 August 4, 2009 Quote Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. Edited to add the response: Him: That's kind of morbid. BUT - as long as you are still warm . . Cuts down on the chatter, too.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. Edited to add the response: Him: That's kind of morbid. BUT - as long as you are still warm . . Cuts down on the chatter, too.... That works both ways ya know... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #59 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. Edited to add the response: Him: That's kind of morbid. BUT - as long as you are still warm . . Cuts down on the chatter, too.... That works both ways ya know... Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 August 4, 2009 Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #61 August 4, 2009 Quote Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #62 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then? Nope. There's night jumps tomorrow night... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then? Nope. There's night jumps tomorrow night... Damn - I'm all out of flashlight batteries - Spot good - OK.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #64 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Something tells me it isn't all that random. Well, perhaps not ENTIRELY. I wouldn't just link you up with some demented pervert I couldn't vouch for would I?! WHATEVER - You tried to hook me up with her! That would have been HILARIOUS!!!! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #65 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Something tells me it isn't all that random. Well, perhaps not ENTIRELY. I wouldn't just link you up with some demented pervert I couldn't vouch for would I?! WHATEVER - You tried to hook me up with her! That would have been HILARIOUS!!!! I know - Right!? HEY - wait a minute hereWhat does THAT mean?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #66 August 4, 2009 It means I wish I would have gotten that number! it would have been quite an entertaining night! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #67 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then? Nope. There's night jumps tomorrow night... Damn - I'm all out of flashlight batteries - Spot good - OK. Just look for my strobes and glow sticks. The glow sticks will be pink. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #68 August 4, 2009 Quote It means I wish I would have gotten that number! it would have been quite an entertaining night! OH - do tell!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #69 August 4, 2009 An ex-boyfriend that I'm still friends with via Facebook IM .... : Him: wuts up!!! Me Hey. Not much. Hey - When are you gonna let me tap that? Him: tap wut? me? Me: Hey - When are you gonna let me tap that? Forget it... Him: wut are you talking about? Me: Nothing. It was silly. Him: ok damn...was hoping we are gonna knock boots!! Me: No, not happening. Him: it could Me: Anyway.... Nope. Him: you thought about it Me: No, I haven't. Him: just a little Me: Sorry, no. Him: lol i don't trusus drunk together *trust Me: Don't trust drunk together waht? Him: yeh, u and me drunk together...could be trouble Me: Not at all. Him: i see us skinny dipping somewhere - your pool - cops called. I accidentally put on your panties total fuckery lol Me: Haha - won't happen. Him: true...i don't wear girls panties Me: That's good to hear. Him: any how...just wanted to say hello. Me: Haha - Well hello!!!!!!!!!! Him: ttyl I wonder if anyone else will fall for it?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #70 August 4, 2009 This fuckery doesn't work when the person you text is reading here, too. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #71 August 4, 2009 Quote This fuckery doesn't work when the person you text is reading here, too. Yeah ... I didn't think it would either ... than I just had this very entertaining exchange via PM. We both knew the other is kidding ... I think ... Him: When are you going to let me tap that..... Me: Damn ... it doesn't work when I know it's a game . Now ... if you asked me seriously ... how does this weekend sound like? Him: No game.....you sexy . I'm in for the weekend......just need to find out where you are lol Me: Boston Him: Nothing like a good tea party. Actually enjoyed my time in Boston.....but maybe this weekend will be more enjoyable lol Me: I guarantee it Him: I think I need some of what this guarantee entails in writing.....you know, just for later reference Me: We're still talking about "taping that", right? Well, the guarantee is that ... I'll let you tap that. LOL. Him: LMAO.....why do I get this feeling I should found out what the definition of "tap that" is O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #72 August 4, 2009 Quote This fuckery doesn't work when the person you text is reading here, too. Should I quit reading thenNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #73 August 4, 2009 Quote Jesus girl ... is there anyone who doesn't want to tap that? (I hope you're wearing protection ...) OK ... OK ... maybe I'm jelous ... 'cause nobody is responding to me ... I think they all figured it's a trap ... and are scared I'm going to kick the shit out of them .... O Wow, NOBODY?? That IS a bummer.......OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #74 August 4, 2009 Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: As long as its been, i might need more than a tap. ;-)Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #75 August 6, 2009 me: so when you gonna let me tap that? her: wtf? great thing to strike up a convo with after not talking for three months lol me: is that a yes? her: you should know by now that i have a little more self-respect than that, *****. me: you sure about that? her: lol yes i'm sure. me: aight, i'm down with the whole self-respect thing. *20 minutes later* me: hey, what's your sister's number? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
