ManagingPrime 0 #101 September 8, 2010 I'm just going to plead the 5th. This one is proving to be interesting: Hey Can I ask you a question? 1:16 PMErica sure only if i can ask one too lol 1:22 PMPatrick NM 1:22 PMErica oh come on..lol you cant do that what was it/ 1:23 PMPatrick A serious HR violation if you do not get my sense of humor like some others lol 1:23 PMErica lol oh well im sure it wasnt that bad 1:23 PMPatrick http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 1:26 PMErica funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #102 September 8, 2010 Quote GUY EIGHT: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: This is just more of your shenanigans because your mind is in the gutter again, isnt it??? ME: No, answer the question! HIM: Riiiight! Call me when youre not wasted! ME: Im not wasted, I swear! HIM: In that case, call me when you ARE wasted! LOL!Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #103 September 8, 2010 I would post the texts, but I better start driving before she changes her mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #104 September 8, 2010 Quote I would post the texts, but I better start driving before she changes her mind. I think I sent you a pic of me flipping the middle finger to few people who text me this today... but if you are driving this way pick me up som beer...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #105 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote I would post the texts, but I better start driving before she changes her mind. I think I sent you a pic of me flipping the middle finger to few people who text me this today... but if you are driving this way pick me up som beer... awwwww...Deedy didn't play fun?I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #106 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I would post the texts, but I better start driving before she changes her mind. I think I sent you a pic of me flipping the middle finger to few people who text me this today... but if you are driving this way pick me up som beer... awwwww...Deedy didn't play fun? Well I was asked not to play on my phone at work anymore but the internet was fine to use per the doc.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #107 September 8, 2010 Quote but if you are driving this way pick me up som beer... Wow, invited to come over and bring beer. Sounds like a date to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #108 September 8, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteMe: when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Haha...anytime. Me: awesome. Her: I have a thing for swoopers. Makes me wet. yeah. that'll work. Doesn't count if you text your girlfriend. I didn't. Lol. Funks's mom doesn't count either...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #109 September 9, 2010 Ok, I tried this with a girl I haven't spoke to in almost a year. We went on a few dates and I gave it up because she was content to just sit at home all night and stare at the walls. Me September 8 at 2:47pm Hey... when can I tap that sweet ass? Her September 8 at 6:45pm Are you an imposter? Me September 8 at 7:01pm No, it's me... the one that took you to the aquarium. Are you interested? No strings attached. Her September 8 at 7:22pm I'm flattered, and you are definitely sexy, but no thanks!! Me September 8 at 7:54pm There's nothing to lose and only fun to gain ;) you and me once and we'll see how you like. I won't disappoint :) Her September 8 at 8:00pm nope Me September 8 at 8:12pm lol you're silly ;) I'm free Friday night. Her September 8 at 8:54pm not happening!! Me September 8 at 9:32pm Lmao why not? It's just sex.. you're cute and I think you need some random excitement in your life. Her September 8 at 9:39pm Listen, you! I'm not having random sex!! sheeeeeesh! lol.Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #110 September 9, 2010 I like your sig line with that post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #111 September 9, 2010 Quote Ok, I tried this with a girl I haven't spoke to in almost a year. We went on a few dates and I gave it up because she was content to just sit at home all night and stare at the walls. Me September 8 at 2:47pm Hey... when can I tap that sweet ass? Her September 8 at 6:45pm Are you an imposter? Me September 8 at 7:01pm No, it's me... the one that took you to the aquarium. Are you interested? No strings attached. Her September 8 at 7:22pm I'm flattered, and you are definitely sexy, but no thanks!! Me September 8 at 7:54pm There's nothing to lose and only fun to gain ;) you and me once and we'll see how you like. I won't disappoint :) Her September 8 at 8:00pm nope Me September 8 at 8:12pm lol you're silly ;) I'm free Friday night. Her September 8 at 8:54pm not happening!! Me September 8 at 9:32pm Lmao why not? It's just sex.. you're cute and I think you need some random excitement in your life. Her September 8 at 9:39pm Listen, you! I'm not having random sex!! sheeeeeesh! lol. You should have said: "Well, you know me...so it's not really random sex "Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #112 September 9, 2010 Quote Me: When ya gonna let he tap that? Him: I only talk to girls with shit smaller than a 150. you aren't cool enough. That was uberly funny. And damn- shot down again! Ah, so that's where your "tap that" comment came from in the BBM group pic comments. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #113 September 9, 2010 I got one of these texts last night and it caused me some grief. Whuffos just don't understand. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weaverd 0 #114 January 19, 2013 ME: So when u gonna let me tap that Her: huH? Me: lol Her: lol Me: soooooo? Her: whats up? ME: My cock Her: Nice!!! Me IT is! So when you gonna let me tap that! Her: Im not a keg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
