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I just sent one out and got: "OMG someone has been reading the bonfire. :)"


:|



At least you got something ...

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Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game!;)
Adrenaline is my crack

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D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

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At least you got something ...

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Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game!;)


OK, case in point:
me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: LOL tap what? The chick on that guys shoulders? (referring to a funny pic I sent him earlier)
Adrenaline is my crack

DPH #3
D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

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me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that.
Her: WOW, You get right to the point doncha
me: just checking if your interested
Her:oh I see
me: the verdict is?
Her: wel will have to see.

The odds improved anyway.. haha:D

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At least you got something ...

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Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game!;)


OK, case in point:
me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: LOL tap what? The chick on that guys shoulders? (referring to a funny pic I sent him earlier)


Must edit to add the second half of the conversation:
me: lol, it was a test. Shenanigans running amuck on dz.com
him: Damit! I was hoping u really wanted some!
Adrenaline is my crack

DPH #3
D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

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I know exactly what would happen:

1. every response would be "right now!" and/or
2. I'd hear knocking at my door within 5 minutes or less and/or
3. there would be a very awkward moment at my front door when several men show up at the same time :o:):o



Boy, someone has quite a generous opinion of herself! :S
I DARE ya to try some dude at random, and see if you're right! I'll even give you a random number:
305-562-rest available via PM


Actually, my opinion of myself is pretty modest, but you gotta wonder when your own friends start pimping you out at boogies. B| This is how I was being introduced at a recent boogie, "this is my friend Karen, she's gorgeous, single and check out her rack!"



Sooooo you're saying you DO want me to PM you the rest of that random guy's random number.....?
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: 3 minutes from never!
Her: LMAO

Different girl:

Me: When you gonna let me tap that ass?
Her: was that for me? lol
me: yeah
her: lol are you drunk
me: this is important. yay or nay?
her: how is this important
me: how is it not? when can i get on that?
her: lol is this really [Skittles]?
me: yes it's [Skittles]
her: lol well whenever you make a trip down to az

another girl:

me: when you gonna let me tap that ass
her: excuse me?
me: that wasn't really an answer
her: are u drunk?
me: this is important. yay or nay?
me: ????
no response yet

oh and 3 no responses.

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Here are mine so far:

GUY ONE:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: I'll be there in about 20 hours. Be ready!

GUY TWO:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: Shut up red tide! LOL, and get off dz.com!

GUY THREE:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: Haha.... let me hook you up with Skittles....Actually you dont need my help with that. Just ask him the same question!

GUY FOUR:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: Depends, when you gonna start behaving yourself??
ME: Lol. Obviously never!
HIM: Anyone can be another red dot on your U.S Boy-Atlas. I'm a star! I need something to show me Im special.

GUY FIVE:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: LOL. Youre the first person to make me smile today
ME: Thats not an answer
HIM: Fine, its a quarter a ride.... or 3 for $0.50


Still waiting on a few more responses! :P;)B|

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

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Something tells me it isn't all that random. :P




Well, perhaps not ENTIRELY.
I wouldn't just link you up with some demented pervert I couldn't vouch for would I?! :S
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Continued.....

GUY SIX:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: Tap that?
ME: Yes, tap that!
HIM: You been drinking?
ME: No, answer the question!
HIM: You're in Florida.
ME: I know. Youre making this ridiculously difficult... Its really a simple question!
HIM: When youre in MN we can hook up yo! You name the place babe!

GUY SEVEN:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: When we're in the same state! Some day, I'm sure!

GUY EIGHT:

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HIM: This is just more of your shenanigans because your mind is in the gutter again, isnt it???
ME: No, answer the question!
HIM: Riiiight! Call me when youre not wasted!
ME: Im not wasted, I swear!
HIM: In that case, call me when you ARE wasted!

:D:D:D

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

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Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that
her: whenever you like
Me: ASAP
her: what lit a fire under your ass
Me: I felt like chunky dunkin
her: your an ass! Im going to bed!



Fucking Classic!

I'm glad to see this thread take off, it will provide hours and hours of entertainment for future generations!

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