NvyZero 0 #1 January 19, 2013 So being bored i decided to go on facebook with a dz.com mentality! Lets just say i pissed off a couple people. So anyways i see my xgf from high-school and she has this pic posted talking about being fat! In the pic xgf is with friend and i proceed to say they look like like 2 headed fat freak (not fat at all she was an 8 till i smashed so now a 6)! Then a random says something about hatorade. I say "keep on sippin that hatorade!" Xgf starts talking about what i did to try and get her back in hs. I attempted to type a rebuttle but she unfriended me. Anyways we pmed back and forth and she was having a tantrum. Then her bf in some army national guard airborne division sàys hell beat my ass yaddda yaddda yaddda and he has friends where i live who will do it for him! So i tell him to have fun with his 2 shot cape wells and i hope he knows how to use his reserve! I hope he shits and pisses himself every jump! I never had a problem with either one of them i just happened axross a post that was too much fun to pass up! And my xgf got so fucking butt hurt she ran off and told the tool! Wish i could post the conversations! If anyone knows how plz pm lol this shit is too funny not to share! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #2 January 19, 2013 When I grow up I want to be just like you. Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #3 January 19, 2013 Quote . . . this shit is too funny not to share! Are you sure?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #4 January 19, 2013 How old are you?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #5 January 19, 2013 This game is way more fun and somewhat productive when your bored. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3635827;search_string=Let%20me%20tap%20that;#3635827Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #6 January 19, 2013 Quote When I grow up I want to be just like you. Just make sure to drink plenty of Hatorade.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Croc 0 #7 January 19, 2013 hope u learn how to spell"Here's a good specimen of my own wisdom. Something is so, except when it isn't so." Charles Fort, commenting on the many contradictions of astronomy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 January 19, 2013 Can someone translate? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #9 January 19, 2013 QuoteCan someone translate? I'm twelve. I called a girl I used to kiss fat. She got mad. Her 13 year old boyfriend threatened to beat me up. Isn't that hilarious? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #10 January 19, 2013 Quote Can someone translate? sorry,,, wouldn't know WHERE to start.. that sort of a post is for Bonfire allright!!! Real LATE Night Bonfire,, @ the DZ..and for sure, NO driving home....!!!!!!safety first... and what the hell, safety 2nd too . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 January 19, 2013 WTF...Set my Tevo for Biggest Loser and this thread came up?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 January 19, 2013 Quote When I grow up I want to be just like you. Sorry, Jakee, ya can't do both. Pick one or the other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #13 January 19, 2013 Quote Can someone translate? "I'm not over my ex girlfriend, so I took an opportunity to call her fat so she would come crawling back. It made her boyfriend and her mad. I think it is working, she'll be crawling back by tomorrow." tomorrow: "that's weird, why hasn't she called me yet?"CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 January 19, 2013 Quote tomorrow: "that's weird, why hasn't she called me yet?" Yeah, chicks dig it when you call them fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SEREJumper 1 #15 January 19, 2013 They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction. I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does!We're not fucking flying airplanes are we, no we're flying a glorified kite with no power and it should be flown like one! - Stratostar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #16 January 19, 2013 Quote Quote When I grow up I want to be just like you. Sorry, Jakee, ya can't do both. Pick one or the other. Dude! Be gentle when you crush my dreams()Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #17 January 19, 2013 Quote They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction. I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does! Been there, done that! That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #18 January 19, 2013 Quote Quote They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction. I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does! Been there, done that! That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. Glad someone appreciates it...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NvyZero 0 #19 January 19, 2013 Thank god for assholes like you guys!! Being drunk and sharing my stupidity is my specialty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 January 19, 2013 Quote Quote Quote They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction. I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does! Been there, done that! That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. Glad someone appreciates it... Your 's are some of my favorites. :-*lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 January 19, 2013 I knew Shah would be back eventually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 14 #22 January 20, 2013 Turn your speakers up: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #23 January 20, 2013 That's stupid as fuck. But it's cute that I bother you enough that you'll waste your time to do something so fucking retarded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #24 January 20, 2013 Quote I knew Shah would be back eventually. Fuck, that's funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quagmirian 40 #25 January 20, 2013 I'm 12 years old and what is this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites