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NvyZero

hope u know how to use ur reserve

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So being bored i decided to go on facebook with a dz.com mentality! Lets just say i pissed off a couple people. So anyways i see my xgf from high-school and she has this pic posted talking about being fat! In the pic xgf is with friend and i proceed to say they look like like 2 headed fat freak (not fat at all she was an 8 till i smashed so now a 6)! Then a random says something about hatorade. I say "keep on sippin that hatorade!" Xgf starts talking about what i did to try and get her back in hs. I attempted to type a rebuttle but she unfriended me. Anyways we pmed back and forth and she was having a tantrum. Then her bf in some army national guard airborne division sàys hell beat my ass yaddda yaddda yaddda and he has friends where i live who will do it for him! So i tell him to have fun with his 2 shot cape wells and i hope he knows how to use his reserve! I hope he shits and pisses himself every jump! I never had a problem with either one of them i just happened axross a post that was too much fun to pass up! And my xgf got so fucking butt hurt she ran off and told the tool! Wish i could post the conversations! If anyone knows how plz pm lol this shit is too funny not to share!

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Can someone translate? :S:ph34r:



"I'm not over my ex girlfriend, so I took an opportunity to call her fat so she would come crawling back. It made her boyfriend and her mad. I think it is working, she'll be crawling back by tomorrow."

tomorrow:
"that's weird, why hasn't she called me yet?"
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They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction.

I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does!
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They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction.

I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does!



Been there, done that!

That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. :D
lisa
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They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction.

I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does!



Been there, done that!

That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. :D


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They are actualyy shot and a half capwells and they don't release them and activate their reserve. They just pull their reserve if they have a malfunction.

I'll just say you'll probably use your reserve before he does!



Been there, done that!

That being said, I love random drunk posts when the BF is slow!. :D


Glad someone appreciates it...


Your 's are some of my favorites. :-*
lisa
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FB 1023
CBDB 9

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