Squeak 17 #1 January 29, 2013 http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/man-alarms-qantas-passengers-with-awesome-princess/16c2f6af-33ee-4f9d-abd8-b69918e76126.htmYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 January 29, 2013 Hipsters can be assholes anywhere else they want; Starbucks, Whole Foods, where ever. Just not on airlines . . . Idiots.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 January 29, 2013 Quote http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/man-alarms-qantas-passengers-with-awesome-princess/16c2f6af-33ee-4f9d-abd8-b69918e76126.htm The Culture of Fear is spreading Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 January 29, 2013 Quote Hipsters can be assholes anywhere else they want; Starbucks, Whole Foods, where ever. Just not on airlines . . . Idiots. your Toolness knows no boundsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #5 January 29, 2013 Quote Quote Hipsters can be assholes anywhere else they want; Starbucks, Whole Foods, where ever. Just not on airlines . . . Idiots. your Toolness knows no bounds Sorry. I had no idea calling hipsters idiots would offend you.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #6 January 29, 2013 I'll admit I thought you were calling the airline idiots. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 January 29, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Hipsters can be assholes anywhere else they want; Starbucks, Whole Foods, where ever. Just not on airlines . . . Idiots. your Toolness knows no bounds Sorry. I had no idea calling hipsters idiots would offend you. So he's an idiot for wearing an innocuous tshirt with a movie quote on it...Please refer to my previous postYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 January 29, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hipsters can be assholes anywhere else they want; Starbucks, Whole Foods, where ever. Just not on airlines . . . Idiots. your Toolness knows no bounds Sorry. I had no idea calling hipsters idiots would offend you. So he's an idiot for wearing an innocuous tshirt with a movie quote on it...Please refer to my previous post TSA are't real cops. Real cops wouldn't have even looked at the shirt twice. This one would have, but then I would have been bugging the guy with Princess Bride quotes and trivia.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 January 29, 2013 Maybe you've never read the sign in the airport that says not to make jokes about guns, bombs, killing people. I dunno. Maybe you guys don't have that down under.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #10 January 29, 2013 I can't find words to describe how idiotic it is for people to get their panties in a wad over a t-shirt. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 January 29, 2013 Quote I can't find words to describe how idiotic it is for people to get their panties in a wad over a t-shirt. The word is TOOLYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 January 29, 2013 Quote Quote I can't find words to describe how idiotic it is for people to get their panties in a wad over a t-shirt. The word is TOOL Don't drag that cool band's name through the mud like that!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chemfx 0 #13 January 29, 2013 ehh... maybe they thought the pilot killed his father. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 January 29, 2013 Quote Maybe you've never read the sign in the airport that says not to make jokes about guns, bombs, killing people. Very nice point. Quit making sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 January 29, 2013 Quote Quote I can't find words to describe how idiotic it is for people to get their panties in a wad over a t-shirt. The word is TOOL How about the people that get worked up over a punk rock band sticker. Sheesh, what idiots . . . would put that sticker on their bike?http://articles.cnn.com/2009-02-16/us/tenn.bike.bomb_1_pipe-bomb-memphis-international-airport-airport-police?_s=PM:US Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 January 29, 2013 Quote Maybe you've never read the sign in the airport that says not to make jokes about guns, bombs, killing people. I dunno. Maybe you guys don't have that down under. Speakin' of fun flights... Couple months ago, semi hot - semi drunk 30 something boards aircraft in Paris for her 1st visit to see the U.S. of A. A few more toddies to celebrate the voyage and said traveler is becoming quite 'interested' in the 18 year old next to her. Following a full course of slap & tickle, complete with heavy breathin' tonsil hockey - as the French are known to do...the FA requests and end be put to it. ...Act two takes us to the lav & the coveted mile-high milestone. Screams & moans for 30 minutes, refusing to comply with demands to vacate results in the door being opened and escorting to reassigned seats. Froglady isn't happy with the arrangement and verbally threatens the FA, then takes a swing or two. Which of course brings the undercover FAMs running...it goes the required three rounds before the hand & leg cuffs make it a TKO. Authorities meet the aircraft upon arrival Newark, 5 hrs later. ~~~3 weeks to the day, our happy traveler boards a Paris bound flight...wearing the same clothes and a look that's half WTF & half In Shock. 3 weeks in a NYC jail will do that to ya I guess. 5 figure fine, permanent expulsion from the U.S., life ban on that airline, and quite likely red flagged to the no-fly list for all international travel...forever. so....prolly not a good idea to get drunk, horny, lucky, abusive & try and extra point kick using a Fed's nuts! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 January 29, 2013 Quote so....prolly not a good idea to get drunk, horny, lucky, abusive & try and extra point kick using a Fed's nuts! Up until the bold part your generally fine dont get abusive and agroYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 January 29, 2013 We had a female company VP crawling all over the lap of vendor's CEO in flight. They were so far gone that they thought that hiding under a blanket would disguise their intimate activities. Never mind the pants and underwear on the floor. "I can't see you, you can't see me." Ah...but who can blame them for not stopping? The inconsiderate steward was calling on them at exactly the wrong moment. The feds were not very understanding. Both were removed from office.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #19 January 29, 2013 So was your better half, the PIC on this flight?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 January 29, 2013 Quote So was your better half, the PIC on this flight? I can't CONFIRM or deny speculation regarding personnel on international flights of that type... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
