davjohns 1 #1 February 4, 2013 Waking up at your own funeral. Partial quote below. "Peng Xiuhua asked why the house was crowded and her daughters told her she had been dead 16 hours. According to the Daily Chilli, when Peng realized that she had woken up at her own funeral, she said was very pleased with the turn out. She said: "I am a lucky woman. Not only did I get to see how many people care for me, but I also woke up before they took me to the crematorium." The Southern Metropolis Daily reports that after Peng woke from the dead, the villagers simply converted the funeral into a party celebrating Peng's longevity." Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/342750#ixzz2Jw9QUvPuI know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #2 February 4, 2013 Sounds like she needs one of those "I aten't dead" signs.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #3 February 4, 2013 "I'm not dead yet!""What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 February 4, 2013 Quote Waking up at your own funeral. Partial quote below. "Peng Xiuhua asked why the house was crowded and her daughters told her she had been dead 16 hours. According to the Daily Chilli, when Peng realized that she had woken up at her own funeral, she said was very pleased with the turn out. She said: "I am a lucky woman. Not only did I get to see how many people care for me, but I also woke up before they took me to the crematorium." The Southern Metropolis Daily reports that after Peng woke from the dead, the villagers simply converted the funeral into a party celebrating Peng's longevity." Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/342750#ixzz2Jw9QUvPu See this is the perfect reason why the old ways are best. Someone dies, you have a wake at home with the "dearly departed" surrounded by their loved ones. That is a great way to make sure they really are dead,( keep em at home till they start stinking up the place a little) instead of rushing them off to the graveyard possibly burying them alive.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontlikemustard 0 #5 February 4, 2013 i find it hard to believe that someone without a pulse thats not breathing for 16 hours comes back to life... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #6 February 4, 2013 Keep in mind that this was as assessed by her 76 year old daughter.... I was waiting for the rest of the story. Something like, the mortician lifted her body, she smiled at him and said, "Hello there", mortician's funeral tomorrow.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #7 February 4, 2013 Quotei find it hard to believe that someone without a pulse thats not breathing for 16 hours comes back to life... So who asked you to kill our buzz? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #8 February 5, 2013 Did she poke her with a stick? It's not officially dead until it doesn't respond to being poked with a stick.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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