NWFlyer 2 #1 March 1, 2013 I have a couple things I needed to take to the cleaners (fortunately neither had _____ on them) and was looking at reviews for local dry cleaners and came across this one. The question is, what is ________? I have some theories, of course. http://www.yelp.com/biz/georges-laundry-and-dry-cleaners-oakland#hrid:rGM8jJEVnR7iGLF3H7YhVw QuoteTSADA: What the hell is this??? *holds up sweater* PERSON WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS: Your sweater. T: I know THAT. But what is THIS??? *points to substance* PWSRN: Oh, that. T: Yes. THIS. PWSRN: Um, I got a little ________ on your sweater. T: _________??? PWSRN: Yes, _________. T: Ew. When were you planning on telling me about this? PWSRN: Oh, I don't know. It happened a week ago. I forgot about it. T: A week ago? My ecru sweater has been sitting in _______ for a week??? PWSRN: What's ecru? So I threw the contaminated sweater in the back seat of my car and brought it to George's. I had never used them before, but I was in the neighborhood and I had to get that sweater out of my possession. It was grossing me out. I was immediately struck by how friendly the woman at the counter was. WOMAN: Oooh. What do we have here? T: A sweater. W: Yes, Dear. But what is this? *points to substance* T: Um...*mumbles quickly, covering mouth with hand* _______... W: _______??? How long ago did it happen? T: A week ago. W: Oh no, Sweetheart! A week? A week is not good. Not for ________. For _________ you really need to bring it in right away. But I'll do my best. T: When can I pick it up? W: Oh, give me a week. Normally I'd have it tomorrow, but with ______ we have to put it in the back with the "special projects". A week later I picked up my sweater. For seven dollars George's had removed every trace of the ______ and it looked spectacular. I plan to go back there again, although probably not too soon because I don't dry clean my clothes very often. And also because I'm a little embarrassed that the woman thinks I'm into __________."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #4 March 1, 2013 spoodgeKeith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 March 1, 2013 Quotespoodge Hard of hearing dry cleaner "Good day, Monica, how are you?" "Oh, just fine. I have a slight stain on my skirt." Cupping his ear, he says "Come again?" "No" she says, "just ranch dressing this time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 March 1, 2013 Quote Quote spoodge Hard of hearing dry cleaner "Good day, Monica, how are you?" "Oh, just fine. I have a slight stain on my skirt." Cupping his ear, he says "Come again?" "No" she says, "just ranch dressing this time." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 March 1, 2013 Quote "No" she says, "just ranch dressing this time." ROFLMAO We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 March 1, 2013 mayonaiseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 March 1, 2013 Quote mayonaise "And also because I'm a little embarrassed that the woman thinks I'm into mayonnaise." Yep, we wouldn't want anyone to know that. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 March 2, 2013 Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 March 2, 2013 Quote Quote mayonaise "And also because I'm a little embarrassed that the woman thinks I'm into mayonnaise." Yep, we wouldn't want anyone to know that. some people do some freaky shit with Mayo You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #12 March 2, 2013 Quote Quote Quote mayonaise "And also because I'm a little embarrassed that the woman thinks I'm into mayonnaise." Yep, we wouldn't want anyone to know that. some people do some freaky shit with Mayo "Mayonaise and rope... hmmmmm, hmmm hmmm"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8rfCDHHMY"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,621 #13 March 2, 2013 Tofu. I certainly wouldn't want anyone to think I was into tofu.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 March 2, 2013 Quote some people do some freaky shit with Mayo Some people? I thought it was everybody. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 March 2, 2013 Quote Tofu. I certainly wouldn't want anyone to think I was into tofu. No kidding. Besides, I heard it's a meat substitute. Sad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 March 2, 2013 Quote Quote Tofu. I certainly wouldn't want anyone to think I was into tofu. No kidding. Besides, I heard it's a meat substitute. Sad. Phyto-Estrogen gives you MOOBIES We dont need no stinkin MOOBIESYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
