skyjumpenfool 2 #26 April 12, 2013 Quote Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". ^^^ This ^^^ And, After a CReW dive gone bad, riding a streamer in from 500 ft. It's amaizing how long a couple of seconds can last!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #27 April 12, 2013 When I was a teenager I was a passenger in my friends (new) car zooming along some backroads in MO. She took a sharp turn too fast, hit some gravel, and pointed us straight into an embankment. I remember the second before inpact realizing that I didn't have my seat belt on, accepting that I was about to get put into the windshield, and saying to myself "Let's see if this hurts". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfullerman 0 #28 April 12, 2013 QuoteWhen I bounced I remember think "shit this is going to hurt like hell!" And it did and still does to this day everyday! What Bry said....50' off the deck with a streamering reserve over head. "yep, this is gonna leave a mark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trafficdiver 8 #29 April 12, 2013 I was working on a chimney late in the evening, on a ladder that someone else set up, trying to get a poorly measured cap to fit right when the ladder slipped off the roof and I fell 40' Unfortunately this was before I learned how to PLF. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #30 April 12, 2013 Details please,,,i haven't heard this one yet..... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #31 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote When I bounced I remember think "shit this is going to hurt like hell!" And it did and still does to this day everyday! What Bry said....50' off the deck with a streamering reserve over head. "yep, this is gonna leave a mark" You're a Lawn Dart! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #32 April 12, 2013 Either 1) Taking a down wider on a blowy day at Sebastian on the taxiway, damn those seashells in the tarmac rip you up. or 2) Starting the last 25Km of three continuos marathons in less than 24 hours running across the Namib desert, having just had a scalpel cut deep into the soles of both feet to relieve massive impact blisters while carrying all my kit on my back.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #33 April 12, 2013 Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LookUpHigh 0 #34 April 12, 2013 As I reached down to pick up the soap and it dawned on me that this was not a good idea while in a prison shower, I thought to myself "this is gonna hurt" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #35 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience. Pain don't hurt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Quincy 0 #36 April 12, 2013 R. O. F. L. M. A. O. ...!!!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #37 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience. Pain don't hurt. Pain is just weakness leaving the body. And when my kids were born they weren't all that strong, yet. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites promise5 17 #38 April 13, 2013 I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #39 April 13, 2013 I think my neck and donor area got a finger prick beat pain wiseBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #40 April 13, 2013 Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #41 April 13, 2013 Quote I think my neck and donor area got a finger prick beat pain wiseBry That's got to be right up there! I hope you are doing well, and heal quickly and properly! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #42 April 13, 2013 That's Lisa. After this heals I've got 2 more surgeries to go. They going to do tissue expansion and the cut the skin graft and pull the skin together to reduce the bald spot left by the graft......more funBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #43 April 13, 2013 Quote That's Lisa. After this heals I've got 2 more surgeries to go. They going to do tissue expansion and the cut the skin graft and pull the skin together to reduce the bald spot left by the graft......more funBry Holy Crap, that has got to be horrible. You seem to be doing well. You are posting coherently, and aren't screaming in pain. Evidently, the drugs are at just the right dosage. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #44 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #45 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,537 #46 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! Or as George Carlin point out, on TV & radio it's OK to "prick your finger", but you can't "finger your prick"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #47 April 13, 2013 Alittle stronger and we'd be in bizBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #48 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? Yep, that's the result of something else being pricked. . . Edited to add: Damn, Twardo beat me to the punchline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #49 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! Or as George Carlin point out, on TV & radio it's OK to "prick your finger", but you can't "finger your prick". Like that ever stopped you! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #50 April 13, 2013 Quote And, After a CReW dive gone bad, riding a streamer in from 500 ft. It's amaizing how long a couple of seconds can last!!! Having half my main collapse at 100'. I know what you mean about the seconds dragging by. I really didn't know if I was going to live or not and the suspense was killing me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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Trafficdiver 8 #29 April 12, 2013 I was working on a chimney late in the evening, on a ladder that someone else set up, trying to get a poorly measured cap to fit right when the ladder slipped off the roof and I fell 40' Unfortunately this was before I learned how to PLF. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #30 April 12, 2013 Details please,,,i haven't heard this one yet..... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote When I bounced I remember think "shit this is going to hurt like hell!" And it did and still does to this day everyday! What Bry said....50' off the deck with a streamering reserve over head. "yep, this is gonna leave a mark" You're a Lawn Dart! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #32 April 12, 2013 Either 1) Taking a down wider on a blowy day at Sebastian on the taxiway, damn those seashells in the tarmac rip you up. or 2) Starting the last 25Km of three continuos marathons in less than 24 hours running across the Namib desert, having just had a scalpel cut deep into the soles of both feet to relieve massive impact blisters while carrying all my kit on my back.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #33 April 12, 2013 Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LookUpHigh 0 #34 April 12, 2013 As I reached down to pick up the soap and it dawned on me that this was not a good idea while in a prison shower, I thought to myself "this is gonna hurt" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience. Pain don't hurt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quincy 0 #36 April 12, 2013 R. O. F. L. M. A. O. ...!!!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #37 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you know Pain is a subjective relative experience. Pain don't hurt. Pain is just weakness leaving the body. And when my kids were born they weren't all that strong, yet. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #38 April 13, 2013 I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #39 April 13, 2013 I think my neck and donor area got a finger prick beat pain wiseBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #40 April 13, 2013 Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #41 April 13, 2013 Quote I think my neck and donor area got a finger prick beat pain wiseBry That's got to be right up there! I hope you are doing well, and heal quickly and properly! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #42 April 13, 2013 That's Lisa. After this heals I've got 2 more surgeries to go. They going to do tissue expansion and the cut the skin graft and pull the skin together to reduce the bald spot left by the graft......more funBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #43 April 13, 2013 Quote That's Lisa. After this heals I've got 2 more surgeries to go. They going to do tissue expansion and the cut the skin graft and pull the skin together to reduce the bald spot left by the graft......more funBry Holy Crap, that has got to be horrible. You seem to be doing well. You are posting coherently, and aren't screaming in pain. Evidently, the drugs are at just the right dosage. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #45 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #46 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! Or as George Carlin point out, on TV & radio it's OK to "prick your finger", but you can't "finger your prick"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #47 April 13, 2013 Alittle stronger and we'd be in bizBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #48 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? Yep, that's the result of something else being pricked. . . Edited to add: Damn, Twardo beat me to the punchline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #49 April 13, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote I still think the finger prick should be a top contender for the biggest hurt What part of having a baby, did you not understand? It usually starts out with a finger & a prick! Or as George Carlin point out, on TV & radio it's OK to "prick your finger", but you can't "finger your prick". Like that ever stopped you! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #50 April 13, 2013 Quote And, After a CReW dive gone bad, riding a streamer in from 500 ft. It's amaizing how long a couple of seconds can last!!! Having half my main collapse at 100'. I know what you mean about the seconds dragging by. I really didn't know if I was going to live or not and the suspense was killing me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites