popsjumper 2 #26 March 26, 2013 Quote Quote Funks??? and please don't say its a big hairy dude. I've heard he waxes regularly. I remember one time he actually claimed to have showered. Dunno but....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 March 26, 2013 Quote Funks??? and please don't say its a big hairy dude. Funks is a legendary poster on here who, when he got a permanent ban, would come back on here every few months with a new account and fuck with us and the mods just for the hilarity of it all. And, when the gig was about over or he couldn't keep it going, he'd drop a hint that he was really Funks, and then the mods would shut down that account and block the IP address. His greatest escapade was as mishskygirl, complete with hot pictures of a young slut who managed to get at least 50 PMs from guys on here trying to hit on her. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #28 March 26, 2013 Quotelol on the scooter I soooo refuse to go there. You'll get there. You've only just begun to be bored. And once you do it, you'll be back for more. Don't forget the camera. Quote Have you ever heard of Janet Evanovich? That's a great series! If you like that kind of mystery, check out Earlene Fowler's books too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #29 March 26, 2013 A copy of magic mike, a small TV in your bathroom a DVD player and a pulsating shower head? Just sayin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #30 March 26, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Funks??? and please don't say its a big hairy dude. I've heard he waxes regularly. I remember one time he actually claimed to have showered. Dunno but.... Whoa!When did he cut his hair short?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #31 March 26, 2013 Quote A copy of magic mike, a small TV in your bathroom a DVD player and a pulsating shower head? Just sayin' I'm reminded of "Home Improvement": Quote Jill: [suddenly seeing her new whirlpool bath] Oh, wow, wow, what's this? Tim: This is what will make it all worthwhile: Your new whirlpool. Jill: Oh, Tim, it's so beautiful. Look at the color; it's perfect. Tim: Not to mention seven adjustable jets, three speeds - low, medium and "who needs a man?" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #32 March 27, 2013 *eye roll* Oh please, Magic mike?? I've heard most of the dancers are gay, so not interested in thatI'll quote my friend Abby"Why look at/watch a toy you can't play with" No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #33 March 27, 2013 QuoteI'll quote my friend Abby"Why look at/watch a toy you can't play with" Abby must not have a very active imagination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #34 March 27, 2013 Quote *eye roll* Oh please, Magic mike?? I've heard most of the dancers are gay, so not interested in thatI'll quote my friend Abby"Why look at/watch a toy you can't play with" If men took that attitude, there would be thousands of unemployed strippers."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #35 April 18, 2013 Woot woot, My days in a cast are numbered!! Date for removal May 6th and first tandem will be done as soon as possible after that!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #36 April 18, 2013 I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #37 April 18, 2013 Quote I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... What do YOU know about post whoring? Who are you anyways? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #38 April 18, 2013 Quote Quote I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... What do YOU know about post whoring? Who are you anyways? I dont know a damn thing about it.... and I am a stranger..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #39 April 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... What do YOU know about post whoring? Who are you anyways? I dont know a damn thing about it.... and I am a stranger.. Pretty strange alright!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #40 April 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... What do YOU know about post whoring? Who are you anyways? I dont know a damn thing about it.... and I am a stranger.. Pretty strange alright! I am not that strange......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 April 18, 2013 You ever gonna mail me those laptops??"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #42 April 18, 2013 Quote You ever gonna mail me those laptops?? I have to get them from my sister. When she gives them to me I will send them over..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #43 April 18, 2013 What's the over/under that you break some other bone before you get a chance to? I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #44 April 18, 2013 Then I'm going with a broken what ever!!! I'll go in a wheel chair if I have too No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #45 April 18, 2013 You should just go straight to AFF....less of a chance of YOU hurting the TIGood luck with getting that cast off, it's going to feel sooooooo good not having the extra weight on your leg and to be able to walk again.....can't even begin to tell you how much you've prolly missed itBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #46 April 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I have heard post whoring on dizzy.com is the thing to do... What do YOU know about post whoring? Who are you anyways? I dont know a damn thing about it.... and I am a stranger.. Ya know . . . I finally met the cookie stealer in Fitz.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #47 April 18, 2013 ME??? hurt a TI? What are the odds?? No I'm starting with tandems, I want to see if its really true what so many have said that its not height it altitude. Not sure if I believe it. I also promised 3 tandems No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #48 April 19, 2013 Quote Ya know . . . I finally met the cookie stealer in Fitz. He was there too?? Deedy always GAVE me cookies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #49 April 19, 2013 What are the odds of falling off the wing of an airplane?Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #50 April 19, 2013 Quote ME??? hurt a TI? What are the odds?? No I'm starting with tandems, I want to see if its really true what so many have said that its not height it altitude. Not sure if I believe it. I also promised 3 tandems What month are you predicting your 25th jump??? Some friends have a pool going Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites