JerryBaumchen 1,248 #1 April 23, 2013 Hi out there in B/F-Land, 22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50 1.Parkour. 2.Jell-O shots. 3.Karaoke after midnight. 4.Karaoke after Jell-O shots. 5.Trying to break a plank with your head. 6.Mud wrestling (intentional). 7.Crowd surfing to the mosh pit. 8.Joining the circus. Joining the ashram. 9.Drinking champagne from your son's girlfriend's shoe. 10.Drinking champagne from your daughter's boyfriend's shoe. 11.Drinking champagne from your own shoe. 12.Xtreme bingo cruises. 13.Collecting owls made of shells, frogs made of ceramic or lawn gnomes made of anything — really, really anything. 14.Playing basketball in high heels. 15.Throwing a wet T-shirt contest. Throwing a wet nightshirt contest. 16.Getting publicly and verbally excited about the number of stamps in your passport, zeroes in your paycheck, capital letters before or after your name (unless they're H.R.H.), number of names on your phone-favorites list, number of people you could have married, the size of your acreage … or the size of your anything else. 17.Explaining your personal role in the fact that your kids "never really got into any of that stuff …" 18.Explaining your personal role in the fact that your kids got into an Ivy League college. 19.Explaining your personal role in starting the rumor that Paul was dead. 20.Single-spacing your Christmas letter. 21.The Dougie. 22.Giving up — ever. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,293 #2 April 23, 2013 Well, one down, 21 to go Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #3 April 23, 2013 Quote Well, one down, 21 to go Wendy P. I was thinking the same thing: I'm never giving up!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #4 April 23, 2013 So, if anyone has any photos of when Jerry played basketball in high heels, please post them! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 April 23, 2013 Quote So, if anyone has any photos of when Jerry played basketball in high heels, please post them! I'm pretty sure he was wearing a wet t-shirt and the time and hittin' a Marley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 April 23, 2013 That's a lot of good advice. Moderation in all things is what I've found to work so far. And you can even be moderate with jello shots, or should I say "A" jello shot or maybe two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 April 23, 2013 I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted, so I can enjoy the next day too without a headache!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #8 April 23, 2013 23. Getting over confident with a chainsaw. 24. Re kindling the candle with the ex wife after 24 years. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #9 April 23, 2013 Slight correction Jerry... Some day the lucky ones get old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #10 April 23, 2013 Quite alot of those equate to "giving up" I don't let laps around the sun determine what activities I do and neither should you regardless of how many you've made recently (so when the fuck is someone going to optimize this forum for mobile? It's 2013 and this interface is terrible on mobile devices)____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #11 April 23, 2013 Quote (so when the fuck is someone going to optimize this forum for mobile? It's 2013 and this interface is terrible on mobile devices) Testify, Brother! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #12 April 23, 2013 Quote 23. Getting over confident with a chainsaw. 24. Re kindling the candle with the ex wife after 24 years. Those two lines are rather disturbing when read together."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,819 #13 April 23, 2013 I wouldn't recommend any of those things to anyone over the age of ..... well, to anyone of of ANY age.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,248 #14 April 23, 2013 Hi Moms, High heels, huh? So I'm thinking you and I should team up and go on Dancing With The Stars; we won't win but we will be entertaining. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,248 #15 April 23, 2013 Hi jon, QuoteSome day the lucky ones get old. I'd probably say 'the fortunate' ones'; probably the same thing, though. JerryBaumchen PS) My goal is to live long enough to bankrupt my retirement system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #16 April 23, 2013 Quote I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted,... How do you do that? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #17 April 23, 2013 Quote Quote I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted,... How do you do that? Build up a really good tolerance. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 April 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted,... How do you do that? Build up a really good tolerance. Yep. When you gain the ability to drink everyone else under the table, you've got it made. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
