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JerryBaumchen

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Hi out there in B/F-Land,

22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50

1.Parkour.
2.Jell-O shots.
3.Karaoke after midnight.
4.Karaoke after Jell-O shots.
5.Trying to break a plank with your head.
6.Mud wrestling (intentional).
7.Crowd surfing to the mosh pit.
8.Joining the circus. Joining the ashram.
9.Drinking champagne from your son's girlfriend's shoe.
10.Drinking champagne from your daughter's boyfriend's shoe.
11.Drinking champagne from your own shoe.
12.Xtreme bingo cruises.
13.Collecting owls made of shells, frogs made of ceramic or lawn gnomes made of anything — really, really anything.
14.Playing basketball in high heels.
15.Throwing a wet T-shirt contest. Throwing a wet nightshirt contest.
16.Getting publicly and verbally excited about the number of stamps in your passport, zeroes in your paycheck, capital letters before or after your name (unless they're H.R.H.), number of names on your phone-favorites list, number of people you could have married, the size of your acreage … or the size of your anything else.
17.Explaining your personal role in the fact that your kids "never really got into any of that stuff …"
18.Explaining your personal role in the fact that your kids got into an Ivy League college.
19.Explaining your personal role in starting the rumor that Paul was dead.
20.Single-spacing your Christmas letter.
21.The Dougie.
22.Giving up — ever.

JerryBaumchen

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So, if anyone has any photos of when Jerry played basketball in high heels, please post them! :ph34r:

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted, so I can enjoy the next day too without a headache!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Quite alot of those equate to "giving up"

I don't let laps around the sun determine what activities I do and neither should you regardless of how many you've made recently

(so when the fuck is someone going to optimize this forum for mobile? It's 2013 and this interface is terrible on mobile devices)
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

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23. Getting over confident with a chainsaw.
24. Re kindling the candle with the ex wife after 24 years.



Those two lines are rather disturbing when read together.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I've reached the point where I'd rather just enjoy alcohol and not get wasted,...



How do you do that? :):D


Build up a really good tolerance. ;)


Yep. When you gain the ability to drink everyone else under the table, you've got it made. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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