chipiematt 0 #26 November 6, 2007 when you and your mate do a 2-way out the sliding door of the taxi you got to the pub.did you say tequila??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #27 November 7, 2007 you fall off your roof and you log your freefall delay.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #28 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote When DZ.com proxy server errors are the ONLY reason you get anything done at work. Guilty.... Quote me tooo (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreyLake 0 #29 November 7, 2007 Even with a BA from an esteemed college, you earn less than half of what you earned before you entered college merely in order to work on the DZ.Let's go to candy mountain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnskydiver688 0 #30 November 7, 2007 Haha did that a few times... I had my backpack on and I rubbed it up against the door and my right hand immediately went back to check the hackey. I just started laughing when I realized what I did.Sky Canyon Wingsuiters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #31 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote When DZ.com proxy server errors are the ONLY reason you get anything done at work. Guilty.... Quote me tooo When you are forced to reply "guilty" to the majority of the above ()"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chipiematt 0 #32 November 7, 2007 it feels weird not wearing your rig on a commercial flight going on holiday.did you say tequila??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SivaGanesha 2 #34 November 10, 2007 When you remember your first jump better than you remember the first time you had sex..."It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #35 November 10, 2007 you sprawl out on the couch in a boxman. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #36 November 10, 2007 You use your prescription goggles to watch TV. (lost a contact lens) ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #37 November 11, 2007 When you learn that your home DZ, the one where you did all of your training, first 100+ jumps, etc is closing down and it brings tears to your eyes. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJBinks 0 #38 November 11, 2007 Quote you fall off your roof and you log your freefall delay. Hehehe this one cracks me up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #39 November 12, 2007 When everyone wants to do a threeway with you"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #40 November 12, 2007 Look for your rig and altimeter when going into the wind tunnel. Feel that 1 hour in a noisy environment trying to learn something that's absolutely useless for anything other than skydiving is a good way to spend 700£. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #41 November 12, 2007 ...you show up at the office on 'casual Friday' wearing ten year old tevas and a twenty year old boogie tee shirt. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElJosh 0 #42 November 12, 2007 Quoteit feels weird not wearing your rig on a commercial flight going on holiday. No Shit!!! ~El Josh AKA RubyDS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #43 November 12, 2007 Hi Josh, No shit, just did that this past week! RDU to O'Hare and back. Also realized that was the first time in a few years (NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME SO NO BEER!!) that I "Landed" in an airplane!! All the other times the door was open so I jumped out as any good skydiver would do!!!!!!!!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #44 November 12, 2007 Quote * You plan your vacations around skydiving boogies. And damn near everything else. I told my girlfriend that I had to be free for the Rodriguez Boogie all weekend and her response was "The baby will almost be due"... I thought "Well damnit, hold it in longer!" Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #45 November 15, 2007 ..You jump off the high diving board, and try to flare just before hitting the water. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jon26 0 #46 November 15, 2007 You get grounded Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 November 15, 2007 When DZ Bum becomes a career goal. WooooHoooo! I made it!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #48 November 15, 2007 Quote When DZ Bum becomes a career goal. WooooHoooo! I made it! - although that would be fun, I still wanna be a pirate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curiouslykate 0 #49 November 15, 2007 I am so glad that someone bumped this thread up. I really needed a laugh this morning.Kate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #50 November 15, 2007 i'd had a hard time to decide between the two.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
