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Dropzone parties, what to expect?

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Always put your gear away before the shenanigans start (depending on the dz, possibility of theft, probability of beer or puke getting all over it).



How else are you going to participate in drunk blindfolded packing races?
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
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I'll start the list & hopefully others will add to it:

1. ~ Never try to out drink the old guy with the 'Gultch' hat and the 'HERD' tee-shirt...it's a bad idea & won't end well for you!

3) Never try and stoke the bonfire by throwing in a gallon of Jet-A fuel.

Never try to Jump Over the fire - Ever.




Ill also add never walk on stilts, naked, around the bonfire...
unless your at LP.
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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Wearing your shoes:

Well, in a skydiver party in a house, someone suddenly had to upchuck. Didn't have time to get outside, so grabbed a handy ball cap to puke into. OK so far.
But..........the hat was made mostly of mesh, so when the puker went to the corner of the room to disgorge, one poor girl's shoes were there. The only thing the hat did, was strain out the chunks. The poor shoes in the corner got filled with the liguid part. Can't remember who the skydiver was.....uh......

Maybe it's better to wear the shoes after all.

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Never fall asleep or pass out with your shoes on.



Doesn't that mark the difference between falling asleep and passing out? Falling asleep = shoes off. Passing out = shoes on?


A guy with one leg passed out with his shoe on. I proposed the following question, "Does this mean we can only prank half of him?" :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Always put your gear away before the shenanigans start (depending on the dz, possibility of theft, probability of beer or puke getting all over it).



How else are you going to participate in drunk blindfolded packing races?


DUH . . . Use your packers gear.:D>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:)

You wake up the next day,...


She has the nices'd smile, ear to ear,...

Her stump is going up and down,...

I notice "green teeth" horrible breath,...


"was it good for you"???? "Tooo,"

C
But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."

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Never fall asleep or pass out with your shoes on.



Doesn't that mark the difference between falling asleep and passing out? Falling asleep = shoes off. Passing out = shoes on?


A guy with one leg passed out with his shoe on. I proposed the following question, "Does this mean we can only prank half of him?" :P


Yes in fact it does mean exactly that...you are only allowed to shave ONE eyebrow, and that person will only get one side done of the Frito-Bandito Sharpie Mustache!

It's in the SIM...you can check it!!:)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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