What are some of the funniest team names you've heard?

[Thunderbow 1]

I think it was sometime in the 80's I remember a team called the Stay Free Maxi Fliers.

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[jverley 0]

Some old ones from days gone by:

Rudders and Udders
10 boobs (8-way team with one female member)'
The guys I slept with
Its OK, I dont hacve a Cypres

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[shall555 0]

From Z-Hills ( I think ), late 70s, an all-girl team called the "Cunning Stunts."

Our early 4-way "team" with one girl and three guys:
"Three Danglers and One Whistler"

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[turtlespeed 212]

Texas Longhorns.

You just don't get funnier than that -

The name reminds me of little frail helpless old ladies sipping tea with thier pinky fingers sticking out as they tremmor the cup on the way to their mouth.

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[mcneill79 0]

There's a team from Hollister/Lodi called:

Drinks More than Airspeed

[Brains 2]

I still think "Free Beer" would be a great team name.

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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The best one I ever heard was a scratch team who called themselves “I want sex in manifest” which led to a call from the girl in manifest of “I want sex in manifest with [name] on camera”



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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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From Z-Hills ( I think ), late 70s, an all-girl team called the "Cunning Stunts."

That's outstanding! I guess a team called "Cunning Liguists" would be pretty close...

~Jaye
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[StreetScooby 5]

From Lodi in the 80s - Deep In The Beeps

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[Kris 0]

"Three Poles And A Hole"

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[eeneR 1]

All Girls team....

Snatch Force the 4-way team I was on, we almost named ourselves that a few years back, but we were asked nicely not to....

I belive there is a team with that name in CA now

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[airtwardo 6]

It was so funny hearing them called over the PA. "Can Team Weeeeeeeeeee meet out front?"

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I bit off topic...

But has anyone ever been to the 'Over The Line'
tourney in San Diego??
3 'person' baseball games in the sand at Fiesta island.

It's WILD!
the only rules are...no babies..no bottles..no bowsers...
and you can name your team anything you want...
"just don't say nuthin' bad about John Wayne"

As they announce the team names and which field to report to...ya can't HELP but laugh.

A couple 'teams' I was on...

"Bats are for Cats"

"Semen Shooters on ya Hooters"

& my favorite~

"Please hurry, my poop is prairie dogin' my thong"

-Every time the deep voiced announcer called our team
the crowed went nuts.

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All Girls team....

Snatch Force the 4-way team I was on, we almost named ourselves that a few years back, but we were asked nicely not to....

I belive there is a team with that name in CA now

That's a great name!

I would've stolen it for our team, but somehow I think the guys wouldn't go for it!

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okay, i'm stealing this one.

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[hisgoofyness 0]

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I still think "Free Beer" would be a great team name.

I was part of a garage band and that was our band's name...

Alway's wanted to see that on a marquee:

"Tonight Only: Free Beer"

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[KevinMcGuire 0]

Team I can't fart with your tongue there, you are on a 5 minuet call

[peckerhead 0]

My sister in law was on a womens softball team called the "mouthy bitches"

I always thought that would be a good skydiving team name.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I have a perfect name for a new team from our DZ Snohomish...we need an all girl team called the "Sno-Ho's"

I wolud *so* join that team!

Ya know what, since I'm not jumping anymore, I'll have to be the team manager. Let's start it right now. 3-way, 4-way, freefly, crw, who gives a shit, it's all good.

We're 'Ho's" We'll do it all!

So I am the team manager, I'm gonna be like...like...like Charlie, on Charlie's Angels! You never see me, but I'm doing everything! Yeah, that's it.

~Jaye
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[jumperconway 0]

Random4nication was our TSL name 2 years ago. At the Spaceland meets the manifest girl would only announce us Random

[hookncrater 0]

Ramming Speed - I think it's a 4-way CReW rotation team somewhere I jumped at in the past.

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[monkycndo 0]

I bit off topic...

But has anyone ever been to the 'Over The Line'
tourney in San Diego??
3 'person' baseball games in the sand at Fiesta island.

It's WILD!
the only rules are...no babies..no bottles..no bowsers...
and you can name your team anything you want...

Use to live in SD and work setting up for OTL. My boss was on the over 40 league. The first game announced when I was working was "The announcer is queer" is playing "Crabs on your anus". The absolute best name was "Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off".

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[skybill 18]

Hi ACME,
Read all the posts, good stuff. As for "Snatch Force" I believe it was in the 80's some time and I got the T-shirt in my archives!! As for "Cunning Stunts" another good one and you can't forget,"Snoots are for Toots!!" from Fla!! There was the "Chico Freako's" from Chico at the '75 Ken Roberts Memorial 10-Man meet at Davis, CA!! BTW Hook won!! That's Capt. Hook and the SkyPirates!! I was on the "San Diego Zoo" from San Diego and trust me, it was a zoo!! Good fun though. Then there was the "Chicken She-ites!!!" Who could forget them!!!!!!!?? The beat goes on!!

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[Douva 0]

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That's pretty good.
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