Dating at the dz?

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skydivebeauty

***How old are you
Think about the environment and make a grown up decision.
If you're old enough to make decisions about your life and skydiving, you SHOULD be old enough to make boyfriend choices

I am 19. I know I am old enough to make my own decisions, and I do, but I have never been in this situation before and I am hoping someone might have some good advice.

My $0.02.

Try and find advice outside of the skydive community. It might be a little less colorful, but viewed objectively you just might find it the same.

[cruelpops 0]

I decided to put a "reality" edit to this post.

Hi, I'm an unemployed dirty whore that wants to work as the manifest chick at a DZ and there is this group of guys (they are a bunch of horny ass skydivers) who I really like. Anyway, these guys have a pulse and that works for me. Smile and they offer to plow me into next week. It doesn't matter that I'm lying about completing my AFF and come to think of it - I can't spell A-F-F without assistance. I catch them giving me a helicopter and they always offers to help me put my rig on. . .
Should I continue to be a dirty DZ tramp? Is having a relationship at the dz with more than 10 guys at one time a good idea? anyone else been in this position... on all fours?
I really really like them. . .
PS: they are twice my age or close to my age or... I don't care - I'm a dirty tramp.

Thanks
x

[GooniesKid 0]

DocPop

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There is something else about redheaded women, but I can't bring myself to type it...

Then I will:
You can sleep with a blond, you can sleep with a brunette, you won't get any sleep with a redhead.

Nope.

"Ginger hair. Smelly box"

That is all.

Im down for a smelly box

[GooniesKid 0]

cruelpops

I decided to put a "reality" edit to this post.

Hi, I'm an unemployed dirty whore that wants to work as the manifest chick at a DZ and there is this group of guys (they are a bunch of horny ass skydivers) who I really like. Anyway, these guys have a pulse and that works for me. Smile and they offer to plow me into next week. It doesn't matter that I'm lying about completing my AFF and come to think of it - I can't spell A-F-F without assistance. I catch them giving me a helicopter and they always offers to help me put my rig on. . .
Should I continue to be a dirty DZ tramp? Is having a relationship at the dz with more than 10 guys at one time a good idea? anyone else been in this position... on all fours?
I really really like them. . .
PS: they are twice my age or close to my age or... I don't care - I'm a dirty tramp.

Thanks
x

Hmm, yum...where does this line start...i want in

[skydivebeauty 0]

The only troll on here is you.

[skydivebeauty 0]

Andy9o8

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I work as the manifest chick at my dz

It's been just 4 days since you started This Thread saying you were thinking about applying for the job, and basically asking what it was like.

What's up?

What's up is that the I posted that a day before I was going for an interview. I got the job pretty soon after, as I had the knowledge and they were in need of someone to start straight away. I have know this guy since I have actually been going to the dz, not just working there.

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wolfriverjoe

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I work as the manifest chick at my dz

It's been just 4 days since you started This Thread saying you were thinking about applying for the job, and basically asking what it was like.

What's up?

My guess is that it's either Funks or JR.

But I could be wrong.

Guys, I'm getting pretty upset here. I don't even know who "Funks" or "JR" are. Can someone explain??? why does everyone keep saying I'm these people?
Look on my profile if you don't believe me. I have a pic of me free flying. That's proof enough.

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Oh haha soooo funny. . . I have a joke too. . .

Fuck off

[skydivebeauty 0]

<3

xxx

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cruelpops

The mods need to create a new forum placed somewhere between the Bonfire and General Skydiving Discussions and it should be named the The Troll House. That is where this thread belongs.

No. Someone needs to create a special place for you, right in between a prison and a retard asylum and it should be named "Fucking idiots who don't know what they are talking about and should probably fuck off".

xoxoxoxox

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grue

***I don't believe it is one of the trolls - she knows too much about APF regs.

I believe it's someone young and full of excitement about their new found hobby. She's just coming across as a major drama queen and I'm pretty sure she'll be stressing about her makeup getting smudged or the canopy not matching her eye colour next. God help everyone when she breaks a nail.

So far she hasn't really portrayed the typical 'sky chick' vibe (excuse the generalisation), so just enjoy the tourist while she's in town and send Vader down there to get her Robbed

Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on.

Oh, you guys are so lovely to me. Some of what you said is true. The first part. But FYI, I don't wear make up to the dz (tried once and the helmet and goggles smudge it anyway ). And my canopy is pink, which doesn't match my eyes, but is my favourite colour

I skydive because I truly love it, which I have a right to do. Not because I want to "pick up guys" or "look cool".

[BigMark 1]

skydivebeauty

***The mods need to create a new forum placed somewhere between the Bonfire and General Skydiving Discussions and it should be named the The Troll House. That is where this thread belongs.

No. Someone needs to create a special place for you, right in between a prison and a retard asylum and it should be named "Fucking idiots who don't know what they are talking about and should probably fuck off".

xoxoxoxox

POTD!

[JohnMitchell 14]

GooniesKid

SkydiveBeauty is NOT Funks or JR. I know this for a fact...she had a crush on me 2 days ago...HAD

Really sure it was a "she"?

[JohnMitchell 14]

skydivebeauty

I skydive because I truly love it, which I have a right to do. Not because I want to "pick up guys" or "look cool".

Good for you. Welcome to the sport. A lot of very pretty women have had to pick their way thru our macho laden DZ's. Wishing you all the best in your endeavors.

[grue 1]

skydivebeauty

******I don't believe it is one of the trolls - she knows too much about APF regs.

I believe it's someone young and full of excitement about their new found hobby. She's just coming across as a major drama queen and I'm pretty sure she'll be stressing about her makeup getting smudged or the canopy not matching her eye colour next. God help everyone when she breaks a nail.

So far she hasn't really portrayed the typical 'sky chick' vibe (excuse the generalisation), so just enjoy the tourist while she's in town and send Vader down there to get her Robbed

Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on.

Oh, you guys are so lovely to me. Some of what you said is true. The first part. But FYI, I don't wear make up to the dz (tried once and the helmet and goggles smudge it anyway ). And my canopy is pink, which doesn't match my eyes, but is my favourite colour

I skydive because I truly love it, which I have a right to do. Not because I want to "pick up guys" or "look cool".

I'm (mostly) teasing, because I date a jumper. If we broke up she'd be deported so I'm not too concerned about sharing a DZ, but even if that weren't the case I file it under "whatever".

Anyway, jump for whatever reason(s) you want - if you've got the right attitude, people will jump with you. If you've got the wrong attitude but you're attractive, some (desperate) people will still jump with you.

cavete terrae.

[nigel99 143]

grue

*********I don't believe it is one of the trolls - she knows too much about APF regs.

I believe it's someone young and full of excitement about their new found hobby. She's just coming across as a major drama queen and I'm pretty sure she'll be stressing about her makeup getting smudged or the canopy not matching her eye colour next. God help everyone when she breaks a nail.

So far she hasn't really portrayed the typical 'sky chick' vibe (excuse the generalisation), so just enjoy the tourist while she's in town and send Vader down there to get her Robbed

Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on.

Oh, you guys are so lovely to me. Some of what you said is true. The first part. But FYI, I don't wear make up to the dz (tried once and the helmet and goggles smudge it anyway ). And my canopy is pink, which doesn't match my eyes, but is my favourite colour

I skydive because I truly love it, which I have a right to do. Not because I want to "pick up guys" or "look cool".

I'm (mostly) teasing, because I date a jumper. If we broke up she'd be deported so I'm not too concerned about sharing a DZ, but even if that weren't the case I file it under "whatever".

Anyway, jump for whatever reason(s) you want - if you've got the right attitude, people will jump with you. If you've got the wrong attitude but you're attractive, some (desperate) people will still jump with you.

FIFY

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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nigel99

FIFY

atta boy

cavete terrae.

[nigel99 143]

skydivebeauty

******

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I work as the manifest chick at my dz

It's been just 4 days since you started This Thread saying you were thinking about applying for the job, and basically asking what it was like.

What's up?

My guess is that it's either Funks or JR.

But I could be wrong.

Guys, I'm getting pretty upset here. I don't even know who "Funks" or "JR" are. Can someone explain??? why does everyone keep saying I'm these people?
Look on my profile if you don't believe me. I have a pic of me free flying. That's proof enough.

Haha - busted. You're not suppossed to be free-flying before you have your B license. That will be 3 demerit points

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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nigel99

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I work as the manifest chick at my dz

It's been just 4 days since you started This Thread saying you were thinking about applying for the job, and basically asking what it was like.

What's up?

My guess is that it's either Funks or JR.

But I could be wrong.

Guys, I'm getting pretty upset here. I don't even know who "Funks" or "JR" are. Can someone explain??? why does everyone keep saying I'm these people?
Look on my profile if you don't believe me. I have a pic of me free flying. That's proof enough.

Haha - busted. You're not suppossed to be free-flying before you have your B license. That will be 3 demerit points

trust me I do know this. haha I was actually scared someone would realise that I am not meant to be free flying yet. . . but I have been given permission by my DZSO on a few occasions, if there is a spare load at the end of the day, and he knows my capabilities. So forgive me for breaking the "skydiving rules". anyway I just wanted to post a pic (I think it was a pretty good one) to prove to people that I am who I say I am.

[nigel99 143]

Don't worry about what all the dorks on here think. Change your avatarto a picture of a troll or an image of funks

Just remember this isn't anonymous internet, many jumpers read the site and people from.your home dz WILL be reading stuff here. Also realise for the most part if you're looking for serious answers to the type of questions you're asking post in the women's forum, generally you'll get a better quality reply.

Good luck, and enjoy

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[davjohns 1]

sundevil777

***best troll ever.

Some people would make an anonymous username to ask a general question about this subject.

Obviously the guy she talks about is going to read this thread, or hear about it from others.

He is friendly to her, stares at her, helps put her rig on...are we supposed to let her know whether he probably "likes" her? Is this middle school?[/quote]

Did you doze off and forget what group you were addressing?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[davjohns 1]

skydivebeauty

I work as the manifest chick at my dz, and there is this guy (he is the son of the owner) who I really like. Apart from being good looking he is really sweet and friendly towards me. Should I let this go any further? Is having a relationship at the dz a good idea? anyone else been in this position?
I really really like him. . .
PS: he is my age

Thanks
x

I'm going to be a little realistic here. Throw out the DZ issue (bad enough) and examine your description...

"...he is really sweet and friendly towards me." I've never heard of a young man being nice to an attractive girl he would like to have sex with (sarcasm font needed). Question: how is he toward unattractive women, older women, other guys...how a person is to someone he doesn't want anything from is a MUCH better indicator of who he is.

"He offers to (strap me to himself in doggie position and get into a forced intimacy situation for no reason given my status)" Really? How sweet. (really wanting that sarcasm font)

"I catch him staring sometimes." Guys stare at porn, too. When you've been together a few years and he still stares, it might mean something.

"...he always offers to help me put my rig on..." Again...he offers to get into an intimate proximity with an attractive girl. Does he do this for anyone else?

He may be a great guy who volunteers at the soup kitchen, orphanage, and wanders the streets picking up garabage when he's not working on his advanced degree. But you didn't make an argument for that.

All you described was a young guy reacting to a good looking woman.

Not trying to be mean. Just serving up hard truth.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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NorrinRadd

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...maybe you should just consider keeping it extremely casual and just offer yourself up as a toy ( which hopefully the romp is equally pleasurable for you ).

wut?!
I am hard pressed to think of a more crude way of putting things... maybe "make yourself available for the pleasure of the DZ men"? Geez, dude...

Really? My African grey parrot could have put it more crudely.
I was just trying to send some helpful advice. I didnt want to see her feelings get hurt.

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skydivebeauty

trust me I do know this. haha I was actually scared someone would realise that I am not meant to be free flying yet. . . but I have been given permission by my DZSO on a few occasions, if there is a spare load at the end of the day, and he knows my capabilities. So forgive me for breaking the "skydiving rules". anyway I just wanted to post a pic (I think it was a pretty good one) to prove to people that I am who I say I am.

Am I the only one whose alarm bells went off while reading this?

skydivebeauty, this is quite common with pretty girls on the DZ. Someone takes an interest and before you know it, the girl is invited on jumps way out of her experience level. I've seen it over and over. She gets told she can handle it because she "really" is that advanced. She's flattered and doesn't know any better and is put in a situation that puts her, and often others, in danger.

IMO, the best thing she could do is find an experienced jumper with no ulterior motives to be someone to whom she can go to get a reality check.

On a different note, if you are going to stick around here, you are going to have to grow a thicker skin. The ribbing is equal opportunity, but generally good-natured. You'e a novelty that will wear off if you can handle the teasing with equanimity. You can't get upset because you haven't been around long enough to know the inside jokes. Do a search on these people if you want to know why it's funny.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[promise5 17]

Alls I'll say is they could have at least chosen a "cute" monkey when they post a pic of funks.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.