LuckyMcSwervy 0 #51 October 6, 2013 I'm a Coolio fan from wayyyyyy back in the day, which was a Wednesday by the way, and this thread reminds me of this song: Warning, song is totally NSFW: You'll have to go to 12:42 in the video for the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhbYYblPXg4 And here's the lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along: http://loinhac.com/loinhac.php?id=15602618b3ae&lang=enAlways be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #52 October 7, 2013 ryoder That happened to me on one of my first jumps.That was the longest canopy ride I ever had. You too!! I'm amazed I ever jumped again, F#$%! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #53 October 7, 2013 You can cut away from a line-over You can't cut away from a ball-under Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #54 October 7, 2013 Great. I think maybe I'll just suck them back up into my body before each jump, now I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #55 October 7, 2013 FlyingRhenquest Great. I think maybe I'll just suck them back up into my body before each jump, now Did they ever drop? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #56 October 7, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Did they ever drop? You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?Try having your junk out of the way and then a 250+ passenger sits on your lap to get hooked up for the tandem jump. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #57 October 7, 2013 JohnMitchell *** Did they ever drop? You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?Try having your junk out of the way and then a 250+ passenger sits on your lap to get hooked up for the tandem jump. . . MMMMM...that cost extra!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #58 October 7, 2013 airtwardo MMMMM...that cost extra!? It should PAY extra.At some DZ's it does. Unfortunately not at mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #59 October 7, 2013 JohnMitchell ***MMMMM...that cost extra!? It should PAY extra.At some DZ's it does. Unfortunately not at mine. I was wearing a skydive jacket yesterday when a guy stopped and asked me where HE could jump that they don't 'discriminate'... Seems the local DZ wouldn't take him on a tandem, I asked his weight since it appeared that if he were 3 inches taller ~ he'd be ROUND! "Oh 325 give or take" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #60 October 7, 2013 We've joked that at some DZ's "If you've got the money you weigh two-twenty." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 October 7, 2013 JohnMitchell We've joked that at some DZ's "If you've got the money you weigh two-twenty." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #62 October 7, 2013 JohnMitchell *** Did they ever drop? You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?Try having your junk out of the way and then a 250+ passenger sits on your lap to get hooked up for the tandem jump. . . Oh my!! That just stinks!! Friends and I were just talking about dogs testicles dropping and for some immature reason, it just cracked me up. When he said that it was the first thing that popped into my mind. My filter has been turned off lately. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 October 7, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ****** Did they ever drop? You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?Try having your junk out of the way and then a 250+ passenger sits on your lap to get hooked up for the tandem jump. . . Oh my!! That just stinks!! Well, maybe it did AFTER . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pacific 0 #64 October 7, 2013 My stuff is sensitive. It's really uncomfortable on an otter with a full load. That's harness related. Flying standing up has been painful at times. I just deal with it. I always wear a jock strap under my underwear which helps tremendously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #65 October 7, 2013 promise5Is it really a problem?? It isn't a problem if I take the time to properly stow my stuff while putting on my rig. Sure it takes some tucking and juggling to get it where it's safe. I have to lift a leg and tighten one strap then repeat with the other all the while adjusting carefully. Once done it's done till I land. Gross you out? Tough! jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #66 October 7, 2013 promise5Yup I asked and if I get crap for asking oh well. But seriously aren't you worried about your junk ?? I understand as a guy most of you feel the need to constantly adjust yourself but it seems more so when you have a harness or your rig on. Is it really a problem?? I don't worry about my junk cuz to be honest..it's small as shit...i'm being true and not claiming to have a huge junk..but it's dismally small. So i don't worry about it at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberchris 0 #67 October 7, 2013 the only reason i am constantly adjustimg my package is the fact that i have crabs, syphillis, and ghonnorhea, and i itch like crazy!gravity brings me down......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #68 October 7, 2013 uberchris the only reason i am constantly adjustimg my package is the fact that i have crabs, syphillis, and ghonnorhea, and i itch like crazy! wish i had those..those are war marks of a true love player!you, sir, i need to take lessons. what's your trade secret...a particular colone, breath mints, swaggar, a whitty personality? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #69 October 7, 2013 gross me out?? lol oh no it can be very entertaining. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #70 October 7, 2013 Really???? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #71 October 7, 2013 promise5 Really???? That's what his boyfriend told him. He doesn't really know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #72 October 7, 2013 so not judging No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #73 October 7, 2013 I would rathe have a line over than a ball under. That is why I always wear a jock strap when I jump. Everything stays in place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #74 October 8, 2013 I've got an Infinity with wide leg straps and a soft opening canopy. Tight pair of boxer briefs and everything seems to be okay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #75 October 8, 2013 Johnny,, true story, i once had the edge of my sack caught under neath the leg strap with a few pubes. On opening it was the most intense pain i've ever experienced. It sucked. Thankfully it was just some skin and hair ,and not the actual sack, that got pinched. If it was my actual sack that got caught i swear i think it would have ended up like a smashed egg. As part of my gear check i now check to make sure my junk and sack are clear away from the leg straps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
