airtwardo 7 #26 October 5, 2013 FlyingRhenquest *********Nut Under. Like a line over but a nut under the leg strap. ETA: I'm a chick, I have no nuts but understand the importance of not having a nut under. That happened to me on one of my first jumps.That was the longest canopy ride I ever had.Same here. Happened once - NEVER again. Pain teaches.... OK seriously, a distressing number of guys seem to have experienced this malfunction first hand! Were you being careful before? It's the curse of bein' a SKYDIVER! http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 October 5, 2013 FlyingRhenquest OK seriously, a distressing number of guys seem to have experienced this malfunction first hand! Were you being careful before? As was previously mentioned, the old "solid saddle" design was the problem in my case. Think of the playground swingsets with a soft, flexible seat; Now add a strap across each leg so you don't slip forward off the saddle. When gearing up, you needed to: 1. Bend over at the waist until your spine was horizontal. 2. Pull the saddle down past your butt. 3. Tighten leg straps. The *saddle* was what supported your weight, not the legstraps! If you didn't do that properly, your butt would slip off the saddle during opening, leaving you hanging by your crotch on the legstraps. And those straps were both attached near the center of the saddle!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 October 5, 2013 ryoder *** OK seriously, a distressing number of guys seem to have experienced this malfunction first hand! Were you being careful before? As was previously mentioned, the old "solid saddle" design was the problem in my case. Think of the playground swingsets with a soft, flexible seat; Now add a strap across each leg so you don't slip forward off the saddle. When gearing up, you needed to: 1. Bend over at the waist until your spine was horizontal. 2. Pull the saddle down past your butt. 3. Tighten leg straps. The *saddle* was what supported your weight, not the legstraps! If you didn't do that properly, your butt would slip off the saddle during opening, leaving you hanging by your crotch on the legstraps. And those straps were both attached near the center of the saddle!Yup! A hard opening would knock the wax outta your ears! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #29 October 5, 2013 Ok I'm covinced and I'll be more understanding of all the checks, double checks, check again, oh wait did I check check and I better make sure it's fine check. Oh and the it's been 2 minutes since I checked so I better check just to make sure I checked. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 October 5, 2013 promise5 Ok I'm covinced and I'll be more understanding of all the checks, double checks, check again, oh wait did I check check and I better make sure it's fine check. Oh and the it's been 2 minutes since I checked so I better check just to make sure I checked. Does that mean you do personal junk checks?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #31 October 5, 2013 Nope No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 October 5, 2013 promise5 Nope But . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #33 October 5, 2013 Butt?? Yes, I have checked to see if a guy has a nice butt. Lol lolNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 October 5, 2013 promise5 Butt?? Yes, I have checked to see if a guy has a nice butt. Lol lol Hussie!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #35 October 5, 2013 Oh please!! Compared to 99.9% of what I've seen on here I'm considered a prude.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #36 October 5, 2013 promise5 Oh please!! Compared to 99.9% of what I've seen on here I'm considered a prude. Prudish hussie?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 40 #37 October 5, 2013 I dated a guy, briefly, who lost a testicle due to this. It didn't hurt his performance one bit.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 October 6, 2013 oldwomanc6I dated a guy, briefly, who lost a testicle due to this. It didn't hurt his performance one bit. Here's a dumb question from a chick: Is it the skin that pinches causing the pain or it is the testicle smoosh that is the screamer? I think it's the smoosh but for all I know it's just the skin pinch.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 40 #39 October 6, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***I dated a guy, briefly, who lost a testicle due to this. It didn't hurt his performance one bit. Here's a dumb question from a chick: Is it the skin that pinches causing the pain or it is the testicle smoosh that is the screamer? I think it's the smoosh but for all I know it's just the skin pinch. I would say you are asking the wrong person, except, he said the smush was the kicker. As a gal, the skin pinch seems a small second to burst! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #40 October 6, 2013 The mental image:-p I'll ask did the one that was left just move to the middle or did the skin on the side that was missing just shrivel up? Also, I know they have fake ones for dog I wonder if they have them for humans as well.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #41 October 6, 2013 promise5The mental image:-p I'll ask did the one that was left just move to the middle or did the skin on the side that was missing just shrivel up? Also, I know they have fake ones for dog I wonder if they have them for humans as well. Yes, there are fake ones. I once worked in a hospital, and the guy who ran the purchasing dept showed me some from the warehouse stock."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #42 October 6, 2013 promise5Yup I asked and if I get crap for asking oh well. But seriously aren't you worried about your junk ?? I understand as a guy most of you feel the need to constantly adjust yourself but it seems more so when you have a harness or your rig on. Is it really a problem?? If your legstraps are tight it's not a problem. Skydiving naked (been there, done that both horizontal and vertical) it's still not a problem although the sight of one's junk head-down might offend puritanical observers. Just don't botch the landing and get roadrash someplace exceptionally uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 October 6, 2013 ryoder***The mental image:-p I'll ask did the one that was left just move to the middle or did the skin on the side that was missing just shrivel up? Also, I know they have fake ones for dog I wonder if they have them for humans as well. Yes, there are fake ones. I once worked in a hospital, and the guy who ran the purchasing dept showed me some from the warehouse stock. I heard they tried using onions for a while, but everyone that had one put in, complained about gettin' a hardon driving past McDonalds. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #44 October 6, 2013 Can't be worse then burning your bum while tanning. WHY?? Anyone would skydive naked I'll never know. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 40 #45 October 6, 2013 promise5 Can't be worse then burning your bum while tanning. WHY?? Anyone would skydive naked I'll never know. 'Cause it's FUN! Although, I did think I lost a nipple once. I got down, and it turned out it was just severely insulted. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMark 1 #46 October 6, 2013 You folks are nutz! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #47 October 6, 2013 ryoder ***Nut Under. Like a line over but a nut under the leg strap. ETA: I'm a chick, I have no nuts but understand the importance of not having a nut under. That happened to me on one of my first jumps.That was the longest canopy ride I ever had.Well.. that's about the most painful thing I can imagine at this hour...You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #48 October 6, 2013 DrDom ******Nut Under. Like a line over but a nut under the leg strap. ETA: I'm a chick, I have no nuts but understand the importance of not having a nut under. That happened to me on one of my first jumps.That was the longest canopy ride I ever had.Well.. that's about the most painful thing I can imagine at this hour... Throw on some Disc music... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #49 October 6, 2013 airtwardo *********Nut Under. Like a line over but a nut under the leg strap. ETA: I'm a chick, I have no nuts but understand the importance of not having a nut under. That happened to me on one of my first jumps.That was the longest canopy ride I ever had.Well.. that's about the most painful thing I can imagine at this hour... Throw on some Disc music... I guess its the SECOND most painful thing then ;)You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 October 6, 2013 BigMark You folks are nutz! Kindof a ballsy statement.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
