BillyVance 34 #1 October 16, 2013 A little background first... in a little groupme chat the discussion followed after one friend commented that he blew shit out of his nose, to which I commented to the effect that the shit went from the anus to the nose, to which another friend provided lyrics of a song he made up to that effect, to which I commented that if those lyrics were put to the tune of the Oompa Loompas' song and dance routine in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, it would be hysterical. Then another friend provided the following lyrics... Oompa loompa doompadee doo... I've got a perfect puzzle for you... Oompa loompa doompadee dee... If you are wise you'll listen to me... What do you get when you shit from your nose... Leaving your ass with nothing to lose... What do you smell when your boogers are poo... Leaving your ass with nothing to do... What do you think will come of that... I don't think your ass will like the looks of that... If you're not greedy you will go far... Just blow your nose and have an enema... Walt Appel, this one's for you, shithead... It's never a dull day in that groupme chat."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #2 October 16, 2013 Well, now I'm gona have nightmares. That movie creeps me out already!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #3 October 16, 2013 skydivermomWell, now I'm gona have nightmares. That movie creeps me out already! That guy was just plan vindictive. I much prefer Futurama VersionI'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
