flyangel2 2 #26 November 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd now you're gonna be ridicules as an adult, Mister PeePee Have Mar teach us all how to say that in sign language. We can tease him in freefall too!! I'd rather teach you some signs that will really embarrass him.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #27 November 20, 2004 Quote...dirtied the area with piss, a very unpleseant smelling fluid that is sure to seep into the carpet, grout of tile, whatnot... I think you may be failing to understand what waterparks comprise of. 1.) Little kids. 2.) Piss. .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #28 November 20, 2004 One word: ASPARAGUS Well?.... Anyone who gets this...you're only 1% of the population! Did ya know THAT lil tidbit? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #29 November 20, 2004 QuoteOne word: ASPARAGUS Well?.... Anyone who gets this...you're only 1% of the population! Did ya know THAT lil tidbit? I recently saw something to do with that on a movie or a TV show recently. I wish I could remember what it was now. Yes I do know about that just because of that movie or tv show or whatever it was.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 November 20, 2004 I read it in Psychology Today magazine.......and thought "wow! I'm only 1% of the population that can smell asparagus after I eat it?" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #31 November 20, 2004 its gotta be more then 1%. I get it, and i know my father does... probably the women in my family too but chicks won't usually tell you that. either its genetic, or more than 1% MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 November 20, 2004 No I didn't know that... Really, I've never bothered to figure out why piss comes out in different shades or odors. I just do my business and move on. I don't think, however, that I have a problem with asparagus, whatever it does. There is that split second shiver that happens halfway through most pee sessions, though I've never understood that either. Anybody else get that? Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 12 #33 November 20, 2004 I had an extremely drunk roomate do that once to my cats' litter box (I laughed so hard I was nearly crying). I had come home to find him sleeping ontop of my bed and found the litter box later. Two funny things about it was that it was in my bathroom (we both had our own) and the toilet was right next to the litter box (I mean like 2 inches at the most). And he also peed all over my toilet paper (I switched out our rolls (w/ gloves on) so when he woke up he would have a nice wet roll of toilet paper). He was kind enough to go out the next day and buy me another litter box and more litter. I was just glad it was the litter box and not my clothes in my closet. Apprently he had a bad habit of peeing on things when he was drunk. A few months later he peed on a coworkers clother is her closet when he passed out at her house. And he told once he almost peed on his roomates computer but his roomate caught him right before he did the deed. Chiquita"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #34 November 20, 2004 I'm gonna guess that everyone wigging out has never floated a river in an innertube drinking beer for 6 hours with their friends before.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #35 November 20, 2004 Here's my pee story. I was at Harrah's Casino in New Orleans playing the slots. At this Casino, they serve you free watered down beer. I must have had atleast 20 beers when my machine started to hit. Well it kept hitting. It was on fire. At that time the urge to pee was beginning to overwhelm me. I didn't know what to do. If I left the machine someone would take it. The damn thing kept hitting. Well, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to hit payout and go pee. I was so pissed! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #36 November 20, 2004 LOL, so how much did you win before bugging out? I hope you at least won back what you paid for those watered down beers..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #37 November 20, 2004 QuoteLOL, so how much did you win before bugging out? I think I was up about $120 bucks and it was a 25 cent slot machine! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EddyJumpingMoFo 0 #38 November 20, 2004 OK....1980..... very front row at an ACDC concert. I mean my elbows were on the stage! -The *urge* hits me and there is NO WAY that I'm leaving this primo spot! Sooooo while looking on stage and throwing *1* fist in the air, I "very coyly" piss against the stage to my right.(felt like gallons!) Well after my little act, the people next to me ask if my feet are getting wet as theirs are......well I just had to agree and said that I think a water line broke or something and played along w/ that story .....while listening to them all bitch about thier feet being soakedI had to move to my left 2 or 3 spaces......HEY it was ACDC for christs sake!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #39 November 20, 2004 It could be worse...it could always be worse... See attached.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #40 November 20, 2004 QuoteI switched out our rolls (w/ gloves on jus to let everybody know.... urine whenit leaves the body is sterile...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #41 November 20, 2004 i have a siamese cat that is now 17 years old.when he was younger i was drinking partying etc. and i was outside and found a large pile of dog shit from a really big dog.i scooped it up and stuck it in ole jinx's litter box and waited.it took him about 10 minutes to find it.he was nervous as hell for about 3 hours after that.he was probably thinking man there is something big in here and its shitting in my box Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 November 20, 2004 Quote Believe me, I got more than my share of ridicule and bullying as the little deaf runt in the big schools... *** Yeah Billy... Bullies can be mean, don't listen to them...!! Oh yeah .....errr....never mind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #43 November 22, 2004 Vibes for this thread dude, just for making me laugh so hard, that was really funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #44 November 22, 2004 hahahahaha must try thatLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 November 22, 2004 QuoteOK....1980..... very front row at an ACDC concert. I mean my elbows were on the stage! -The *urge* hits me and there is NO WAY that I'm leaving this primo spot! Sooooo while looking on stage and throwing *1* fist in the air, I "very coyly" piss against the stage to my right.(felt like gallons!) Well after my little act, the people next to me ask if my feet are getting wet as theirs are......well I just had to agree and said that I think a water line broke or something and played along w/ that story .....while listening to them all bitch about thier feet being soakedI had to move to my left 2 or 3 spaces......HEY it was ACDC for christs sake!!! We have a winner folks!! I don't have balls big enough to do that!! Not gonna risk getting the shit beaten out of me if someone noticed... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #46 November 22, 2004 Quote Believe me, I got more than my share of ridicule and bullying as the little deaf runt in the big schools... Yeah, but think of this Billy... How many of those "bullies" are WORLD CLASS ATHLETES NOW?? So, ...born a 'socially slow deaf runt', but you've blossomed to an inspiration for all who know you!! {still can't hear $hit though!!! } bwahahahahaha!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 November 22, 2004 QuoteQuote Believe me, I got more than my share of ridicule and bullying as the little deaf runt in the big schools... Yeah, but think of this Billy... How many of those "bullies" are WORLD CLASS ATHLETES NOW?? So, ...born a 'socially slow deaf runt', but you've blossomed to an inspiration for all who know you!! {still can't hear $hit though!!! } bwahahahahaha!!! You're absolutely right! My wife has told me from time to time how good I've got it now, owning my own home and having a nice job. And yeah, I'd like to think I'm a pretty darn good skydiver. Sometimes I'd just like to show up those bullies with their huge beer guts and bald heads paying child support to their ex-wives. Then again, I've got a good life, which is good enough for me. Yes, I still can't hear shit!!! My hearing is worse now than when I was growing up, but now I can joke about it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #48 October 15, 2012 as long as we're bumping... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SivaGanesha 2 #49 October 15, 2012 Quote A shy deaf kid with bad speech in the hearing world pretty much defines "socially slow". You were deaf and dumb? They must have called you the Pinball Whizard. "It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #50 October 15, 2012 He has to be blind, too! The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
