BillyVance 34 #1 November 19, 2004 A long time ago, maybe 23 or so years ago, when I was young and stupid, I was enjoying the day at a water/amusement park. You know the kind where you stash your dry stuff in lockers and carry the locker key with you as you enjoy the water rides, games, etc? I had just finished playing some of the water rides and decided to go into the game room to play some pinball, I was still sopping wet. There was nobody else there except the attendant who was sitting in a corner reading a comic book and not paying attention to anything. I got a great game going on the pinball machine, getting long plays for each ball. Halfway through, I felt an urge to go pee. This urge grew. The closer and closer I got to the high score, the worse the urge got. I was getting to the point where I could barely hold back, but I was so damn close to the high score. A quick look around, nobody except the comic book reader, and he's not even looking in my direction. Fuck it, and I let it cascade down, all the while still playing the game of my life! It was one of the longest pisses of my life too, right at the end of the piss, I passed the high score, then let the ball go out of play and ended the game. I walked out of there calmly and nonchalantly as if nothing had happened and headed straight for the shower. I never went back in there again. I got away with it, no embarrassment. Okay I'm embarrassed just telling the story now. Anyway, if you were in my place (I'm not saying shoes because I didn't have them on then ), what would you have done? Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Granimal 0 #2 November 19, 2004 I think I just met one of the most warped dudes ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 November 19, 2004 Oh, that's just sick. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #4 November 19, 2004 I would have said 'screw the game' cause really- You peed on yourself in public for a score that got wiped out probably two minutes later. How long was your walk home? Were you stinking pee all the way home? In other shops? Pass other kids? Get noticed by anyone???!!!! That is a very weird story. It disturbs me. I really have to meet you now. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 November 19, 2004 well, he said he went to the shower. I'm assuming he was weaaring a swimsuit & just showered it all off before changing. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #6 November 19, 2004 Please tell me you were under the age of 6. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #7 November 19, 2004 This is the first post that has ever truly Weirded me out. Dude, you need depends or something...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 November 19, 2004 OH MY FUCKING GAWD! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a post! That is fucking beautiful man. I don't know if I would have done the same thing when I was a kid (and I'm assuming you were a kid) but one time when I was about 7 I was in the back of a pick up truck that was hauling sand from a beach to ..shit I don't exactly know where it was going but anyway I had to pee really bad so I just went right there in my pants. I couldn't hold it and I couldn't get the truck to stop so it was all I could do. I just sort of buried myself in sand until we got to where we were going so the other kids wouldn't see. The funniest part about it was that one of the other kids did the same thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #9 November 19, 2004 EWWWW...I'm almost afraid to say I know you now. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 November 19, 2004 One day i wanna pee in the cat litter box while they're watching me, just to confuse them. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #11 November 19, 2004 The weird part is that you're telling the story NOW, for no aparent reason. I peed during Bingo after school when I was 6 because I was winning and didn't want to leave. I hope you, too, were 6. Thanks for the laugh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #12 November 19, 2004 QuoteOne day i wanna pee in the cat litter box while they're watching me, just to confuse them. lmao, ummm...start small... try drinking out of their bowls firstPlease feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #13 November 19, 2004 Quotelmao, ummm...start small... try drinking out of their bowls first Actually....a few weeks ago i was at my friend's house. He was in the bathroom and i was playing with his cat. I was pretending to eat out of the cat bowl, and my friend walked in the kitchen and found me on my hands and knees with my face in the cat bowl. Ah, good stuff!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #14 November 19, 2004 So we had horny day, sex say, porn day, show me your whatever day. Now, its freaking solo GS day.... man you pleople are weird.... and coming from me, that says a lot...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 November 19, 2004 OMFG!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #16 November 19, 2004 I said I was young and stupid at the time, what, about 11 or 12 years old, and socially slow. A shy deaf kid with bad speech in the hearing world pretty much defines "socially slow". Now, I have perfect speech and big balls, but still can't hear shit. Yes, I had swim trunks on, big ones down to the knees, and since I was already wet, there was no discernible pee stain, not even on the floor. Wet kids walk in and out of there all day so the only way to know is by odor. Nobody saw me, I played it cool, and the shower was just a 15 yard walk away. I was lucky. That was the only time I ever did it in a public place with the potential to get caught red-faced. I refused to push my luck. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 November 19, 2004 It's a shocking story, but we still love ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #18 November 19, 2004 Everybody's got a shocking story to tell. Most of them just keep it waaaay back in the deepest corner of their minds... I knew this one would either make you laugh your ass off or gross you out. Besides, there is a reason I waited so long to tell it. It's funny as hell now. I would have been ridiculed as a kid. Believe me, I got more than my share of ridicule and bullying as the little deaf runt in the big schools... Blue Skies Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #19 November 19, 2004 QuoteI would have been ridiculed as a kid. And now you're gonna be ridicules as an adult, Mister PeePee Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #20 November 19, 2004 QuoteAnd now you're gonna be ridicules as an adult, Mister PeePee Have Mar teach us all how to say that in sign language. We can tease him in freefall too!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #21 November 19, 2004 The best thing is, I can handle the ridicule now "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #22 November 19, 2004 QuoteOne day i wanna pee in the cat litter box while they're watching me, just to confuse them. OMG, I just spit soda on my keyboard. The visual is PRICELESS."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #23 November 19, 2004 QuoteOh, that's just sick. My thoughts exactly. Now you've dirtied the area with piss, a very unpleseant smelling fluid that is sure to seep into the carpet, grout of tile, whatnot... not to mention that peeing all over yourself is just ech. -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites only_at_120 0 #24 November 19, 2004 ROFLMAO..... I can really only remember peeing in the swimming pool.....along with the other 100 kids in the pool doing the same thing. I knew I wasn't the only one. Now I really feel alot better!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #25 November 19, 2004 QuoteROFLMAO..... I can really only remember peeing in the swimming pool.....along with the other 100 kids in the pool doing the same thing. I knew I wasn't the only one. Now I really feel alot better!! Overheard at the neighborhood pool by my brother back in the 70's when the pool was full of kids: "Hey, I just felt a warm spot..." pause as reality sets in... "AAAGH!!" (SPLASHING) getting the fuck out of the pool! Come to think of it, I've peed in the water at the beach a few times... wonder how many fish I killed then? Well, I WAS paddling an ocean kayak way off shore! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
antifnsocial 0 #12 November 19, 2004 QuoteOne day i wanna pee in the cat litter box while they're watching me, just to confuse them. lmao, ummm...start small... try drinking out of their bowls firstPlease feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 November 19, 2004 Quotelmao, ummm...start small... try drinking out of their bowls first Actually....a few weeks ago i was at my friend's house. He was in the bathroom and i was playing with his cat. I was pretending to eat out of the cat bowl, and my friend walked in the kitchen and found me on my hands and knees with my face in the cat bowl. Ah, good stuff!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #14 November 19, 2004 So we had horny day, sex say, porn day, show me your whatever day. Now, its freaking solo GS day.... man you pleople are weird.... and coming from me, that says a lot...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 November 19, 2004 OMFG!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 November 19, 2004 I said I was young and stupid at the time, what, about 11 or 12 years old, and socially slow. A shy deaf kid with bad speech in the hearing world pretty much defines "socially slow". Now, I have perfect speech and big balls, but still can't hear shit. Yes, I had swim trunks on, big ones down to the knees, and since I was already wet, there was no discernible pee stain, not even on the floor. Wet kids walk in and out of there all day so the only way to know is by odor. Nobody saw me, I played it cool, and the shower was just a 15 yard walk away. I was lucky. That was the only time I ever did it in a public place with the potential to get caught red-faced. I refused to push my luck. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 November 19, 2004 It's a shocking story, but we still love ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 November 19, 2004 Everybody's got a shocking story to tell. Most of them just keep it waaaay back in the deepest corner of their minds... I knew this one would either make you laugh your ass off or gross you out. Besides, there is a reason I waited so long to tell it. It's funny as hell now. I would have been ridiculed as a kid. Believe me, I got more than my share of ridicule and bullying as the little deaf runt in the big schools... Blue Skies Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #19 November 19, 2004 QuoteI would have been ridiculed as a kid. And now you're gonna be ridicules as an adult, Mister PeePee Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 November 19, 2004 QuoteAnd now you're gonna be ridicules as an adult, Mister PeePee Have Mar teach us all how to say that in sign language. We can tease him in freefall too!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 November 19, 2004 The best thing is, I can handle the ridicule now "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #22 November 19, 2004 QuoteOne day i wanna pee in the cat litter box while they're watching me, just to confuse them. OMG, I just spit soda on my keyboard. The visual is PRICELESS."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #23 November 19, 2004 QuoteOh, that's just sick. My thoughts exactly. Now you've dirtied the area with piss, a very unpleseant smelling fluid that is sure to seep into the carpet, grout of tile, whatnot... not to mention that peeing all over yourself is just ech. -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
only_at_120 0 #24 November 19, 2004 ROFLMAO..... I can really only remember peeing in the swimming pool.....along with the other 100 kids in the pool doing the same thing. I knew I wasn't the only one. Now I really feel alot better!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 November 19, 2004 QuoteROFLMAO..... I can really only remember peeing in the swimming pool.....along with the other 100 kids in the pool doing the same thing. I knew I wasn't the only one. Now I really feel alot better!! Overheard at the neighborhood pool by my brother back in the 70's when the pool was full of kids: "Hey, I just felt a warm spot..." pause as reality sets in... "AAAGH!!" (SPLASHING) getting the fuck out of the pool! Come to think of it, I've peed in the water at the beach a few times... wonder how many fish I killed then? Well, I WAS paddling an ocean kayak way off shore! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
