I'm going to be disgusting.

[promise5 17]

I'm sorry but I'm going to be disgusting for a minute so if I offend well I'M SORRY.

I walked into the bathroom at work and someone was talking on their cell phone!! And they flushed !! I mean seriously ??

Then I was texting someone and I asked him what he was doing. He tells me he's in the bathroom. Really?? He thought it was hilarious. Seriously??

Is this sonething you would or have done??

I mean dang !!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[turtlespeed 212]

promise5

I'm sorry but I'm going to be disgusting for a minute so if I offend well I'M SORRY.

I walked into the bathroom at work and someone was talking on their cell phone!! And they flushed !! I mean seriously ??

Then I was texting someone and I asked him what he was doing. He tells me he's in the bathroom. Really?? He thought it was hilarious. Seriously??

Is this sonething you would or have done??

I mean dang !!!

Hell, I'm posting from the shitter right now!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[ryoder 1,590]

promise5

I walked into the bathroom at work and someone was talking on their cell phone!! And they flushed !! I mean seriously ??

True story:
A co-worker told me about the time he was on a con-call...and someone on the con-call flushed.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

My first boss used to make a point of that back in '89. He had one of the newfangled cell phones that looked like a brick and he'd tell you he was taking a leak while he was talking to you.

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[Bertt 0]

So I'm sitting in a stall in a public bathroom, and a guy comes in and sits down in the next stall. After a few seconds, he said "Hi honey, I've been thinking about you."
I said, "Congressman, you've already got my vote."
No, I didn't really. He was on a cell phone.

You don't have to outrun the bear.

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

Bertt

So I'm sitting in a stall in a public bathroom, and a guy comes in and sits down in the next stall. After a few seconds, he said "Hi honey, I've been thinking about you."
I said, "Congressman, you've already got my vote."
No, I didn't really. He was on a cell phone.

I like to have conversations with people who are talking to people on cell phones. I'll ad-lib and hope that the next thing they say to the person they're talking to makes sense in that context. A lot of times they won't even notice what I'm doing immediately, and will realize it about halfway through when they subconsciously replay their buffer.

I don't do that to people in the john though. I just try to have a more violent dump than I was having before. Or at least grunt louder. Nothing quite like a good HHHHhhhnnnnnnarrrrrrgh!*unf* to put a damper on the shareholder meeting! This works stupendously well if I had my 2 bean chili the night before and am already pooting at defcon 5 (That stuff also seems to have more fiber than a brillo pad.)

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[flygirl1220 0]

1 in 6 cell phones is contaminated with fecal matter

[quade 4]

flygirl1220

1 in 6 cell phones is contaminated with fecal matter

My guess is that's pretty low. Honestly though, just about everything you own is "contaminated with fecal matter" though including the keyboard you're currently typing on. And that's not a PA, that's just reality.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[promise5 17]

Oh hell no!!! Not a chance!!

I was planning on disinfecting everything anyway.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Mach1dmb 0]

I've done more sick things on a phone before, and I was paying by the minute.

[airtwardo 7]

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I walked into the bathroom at work and someone was talking on their cell phone!! And they flushed !!

What...you would rather they DIDN'T flush?!


~ Airport in Newark a few weeks ago...I'm washing my face at the sink, behind me a flush & the door opens - - - d00d is eating a SAMMICH as he walks out!

Bowl of cereal I can see...there ya got a spoon, but ya gotta wonder - which and did he hold the foot long IN?


(see what i did there?)

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[1969912 0]

Mach1dmb

I've done more sick things on a phone before, and I was paying by the minute.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[promise5 17]

That is so disgusting !!!!
Brain bleach !!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Andy9o8 2]

Quote

I mean dang !!!

Please watch your language in here.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

airtwardo

Quote

I walked into the bathroom at work and someone was talking on their cell phone!! And they flushed !!

What...you would rather they DIDN'T flush?!


~ Airport in Newark a few weeks ago...I'm washing my face at the sink, behind me a flush & the door opens - - - d00d is eating a SAMMICH as he walks out!

Bowl of cereal I can see...there ya got a spoon, but ya gotta wonder - which and did he hold the foot long IN?


(see what i did there?)

EWR has a Subway sandwich shop? I wish PHL had one!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[BillyVance 34]

You haven't lived until you've gotten a text message with a pic of a pile of shit in the toilet from Walt Appel.

Last one had a long dookie with a hook in it and his text said "Hook 'Em!" a reference to the Texas Longhorns battle cry.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[quade 4]

promise5

Oh hell no!!! Not a chance!!

I was planning on disinfecting everything anyway.

Whatever you do, don't read this.

https://www.uop.edu.jo/download/Research/members/74_1762_A._A.pdf

Or this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-563110/How-keyboard-FIVE-TIMES-dirtier-toilet-seat--qwerty-tummy.html

Or this.

http://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Computer_Keyboard

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[format 1]

Letting the other party hear flushing over the phone? Unusual but it's an intimacy call... or availability for.
Never used it but always heard it.. then used it

And keyboard is no dirtier than money, I guess

What goes around, comes later.

[raftman 12]

Oh Hell, anytime I hear someone talking on the phone in a public restroom I flush a couple of times so the person on the other end knows they're talking to someone in a public restroom!

[promise5 17]

I'm going to end up a germ-a-phobic old woman!!!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

raftman

Oh Hell, anytime I hear someone talking on the phone in a public restroom I flush a couple of times so the person on the other end knows they're talking to someone in a public restroom!

+1 I think it's foul.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[rcs 1]

+1

Get real.

[riddler 0]

Conference calls are the best, because you can't tell WHO just farted into their phone. It's just like jump run

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

rcs

+1

Get real.

Ummm.... were you replying to me that I should "get real" because I think it's foul?

Always be kinder than you feel.