Who's BAD?

[ryoder 1,384]

I heard your twin got even by pretending to be you when she went out with your BF.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnMitchell 14]

promise5

Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!

I signed my dad's name on a release form to go skydiving.

[jimmytavino 16]

JohnMitchell

***Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!

I signed my dad's name on a release form to go skydiving.


John!!! please see post # 24 here.......
could it be that WE too, are twins??????
jmy

[JohnMitchell 14]

jimmytavino

John!!! please see post # 24 here.......
could it be that WE too, are twins??????
jmy

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

To think that our kids didn't have to whine to get to jump. . .

Lucky!

[skydude2000 3]

HE's bad!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWQxCoYgXI

PULL!! or DIE!!

[theonlyski 3]

airtwardo

I threw a boot in the windsock once back in the round daze!

Looks like there's no wind... weird it feels breezy, but the windsock doesn't lie!

10 minute call!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[promise5 17]

Not a chance!!
She's married anyway

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[BigMikeH77 0]

Really, REALLY bad!

[airtwardo 6]

promise5

Not a chance!!
She's married anyway

Well actually...YOU'RE married but don't know it!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JoeyH 0]

airtwardo

***
Not a chance!!
She's married anyway

Well actually...YOU'RE married but don't know it!
Sounds to me like this twin shit can really backfire!

Carpe Diem, even if it kills me

[promise5 17]

Growing up our parents use to tell us all the time we were really the other one.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[turtlespeed 212]

promise5

Growing up our parents use to tell us all the time we were really the other one.

You are.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[david3 0]

airtwardo

I threw a boot in the windsock once back in the round daze!

Were you under canopy with your foot still in that boot?

[mjosparky 3]

Now here is a guy who is BAD! I mean really Bad.

Sparky

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/01/tango-mike-mike/

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[ryoder 1,384]

Blaming the twin can really get ugly!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/16/colo-sex-assault-twin/3615975/

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[promise5 17]

That's just disgusting!!
What's wrong with some people !!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[spootch 0]

After my brother and me (identical) got our licenses, he used to pride himself on a squeaky clean drivers abstract. Mine was less than stellar. One night we were screaming into town and I got pulled over at a speed that put the Duke boys to shame. Now the rear slider in the truck was tinted out so right after I pulled over, I told my brother "dude hurry up and throw me your license". I mean if ever I needed him it was then, one more ticket and im walking! He quickly undid his seatbelt reached in the glove box and pulled out something plastic and passed it to me and did up his belt. It was the insurance and registration cards. "have fun Rebocking it" he said

[promise5 17]

spootch

After my brother and me (identical) got our licenses, he used to pride himself on a squeaky clean drivers abstract. Mine was less than stellar. One night we were screaming into town and I got pulled over at a speed that put the Duke boys to shame. Now the rear slider in the truck was tinted out so right after I pulled over, I told my brother "dude hurry up and throw me your license". I mean if ever I needed him it was then, one more ticket and im walking! He quickly undid his seatbelt reached in the glove box and pulled out something plastic and passed it to me and did up his belt. It was the insurance and registration cards. "have fun Rebocking it" he said

I hope you were creative in your payback.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[theonlyski 3]

http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1987/Court-Case-Dismissed-After-Officer-Can-t-Pick-The-Right-Twin/id-bbf5a74b1bc0be137cbee4cc7850cc1c



It happens more often than you'd think.

I wish I had a twin!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[airtwardo 6]

mjosparky

Now here is a guy who is BAD! I mean really Bad.

Sparky

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/01/tango-mike-mike/

HoLee Sheeeet!

No more calls...we have a winner.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[xsniper 1]

I broke a thermometer and played with the mercury, and I am still okay....I think. So I am bad.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

promise5

******Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!
Beat that!
Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!!

They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?

Are you kidding me? My mom would have whooped my bum!

I don't even remember what I got the demerit slip for.

I got a few Saturday detentions in Catholic high school for wearing a crew neck Izod sweater with my uniform instead of the V-Neck sweater with the Holy Spirit insignia. My mom said she wasn't mad because it was cold at the bus stop.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[airtwardo 6]

LuckyMcSwervy

*********Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!
Beat that!
Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!!

They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?

Are you kidding me? My mom would have whooped my bum!

I don't even remember what I got the demerit slip for.

I got a few Saturday detentions in Catholic high school for wearing a crew neck Izod sweater with my uniform instead of the V-Neck sweater with the Holy Spirit insignia. My mom said she wasn't mad because it was cold at the bus stop.

Catholic girls in sweaters...THERE'S a name for a band!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

airtwardo

************Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!
Beat that!
Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!!

They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?

Are you kidding me? My mom would have whooped my bum!

I don't even remember what I got the demerit slip for.

I got a few Saturday detentions in Catholic high school for wearing a crew neck Izod sweater with my uniform instead of the V-Neck sweater with the Holy Spirit insignia. My mom said she wasn't mad because it was cold at the bus stop.

Catholic girls in sweaters...THERE'S a name for a band!

I like 'Cold at the Bus Stop'.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[airtwardo 6]

LuckyMcSwervy

***************Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school!
Beat that!
Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!!

They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?

Are you kidding me? My mom would have whooped my bum!

I don't even remember what I got the demerit slip for.

I got a few Saturday detentions in Catholic high school for wearing a crew neck Izod sweater with my uniform instead of the V-Neck sweater with the Holy Spirit insignia. My mom said she wasn't mad because it was cold at the bus stop.

Catholic girls in sweaters...THERE'S a name for a band!

I like 'Cold at the Bus Stop'.

In my high school dayz I had a GTO with a heater that could melt the pantyhose off a cheerleader in 3 minutes...but the tight sweater was usually the first to go!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~