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LuckyMcSwervy

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LuckyMcSwervy

***If you want to save on booze, google sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships. Lots of interesting ideas.



I'll do that! I'm not a big drinker but I see alcoholic beverages aren't included. Nor are all of the restaurants for that matter!

I seem to remember you tipping back the tuaca ...:P
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
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******If you want to save on booze, google sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships. Lots of interesting ideas.



I'll do that! I'm not a big drinker but I see alcoholic beverages aren't included. Nor are all of the restaurants for that matter!

I seem to remember you tipping back the tuaca ...:P

Shhhh girl! Don't tell my secrets!! :P:P:P:)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Thanks! God damn this room and the bathroom is SMALL!!! Thank goodness I "upgraded" to a balcony room. AND it makes me even happier now my travel buddy bailed!!

And I want to know who dumped the cast of Honey Boo Boo, Buckwild and the Beverly Hillbillies on this ship? It's gonna be a longgggggggg week. I should probably rethink my bright idea of thinking I can deal with a Kid Rock Chillin' the Most Cruise. :P

Oh. And some guy on a scaffolding with a pressure washer just rolled past my balcony washing the glass railing thing and saw me changing into my bathing suit. :$:$:$

And I've already chipped my toenail polish after I almost face planted tripping over on a threshold I didn't see. :|:D:P

This is starting out just GREAT. :D:D:D

Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

AND it makes me even happier now my travel buddy bailed!!



You know that about 115 posters here just tried to get a flight out to fill that slot, right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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just rolled past my balcony washing the glass railing thing and saw me changing into my bathing suit




Did I tell ya about the security camera tapes of late night Jacuzzi action being on sale - last day on deck 4! B|;)










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turtlespeed

*** AND it makes me even happier now my travel buddy bailed!!



You know that about 115 posters here just tried to get a flight out to fill that slot, right?

Dude... I swear to God if I could get a flight from Jamaica to home tomorrow I'm on it. I've been asked by 3 couples at the pool and 1 couple at the casino if I want to "play" with them, if I "swing", "play", "am I into the lifestyle". W>T>F> [:/][:/][:/]

On the bright side I met an adorable couple on the elevator yesterday morning who were celebrating their 5 year wedding anniversary on 11-11. That would've been my 13th wedding anniversary but that's another story. They're from Texas, Baptists and the sweetest people. About 80 years old. OMG they're so sweet. They asked me if I wanted to sit with them at the big party dinner thingy tonight. I wasn't planning on going but we'll see.

My balcony is sandwiched in between some goth husband and wife Frenchies with horrid body odor that's seeping into my balcony and a set of truck drivers that smoke like fucking chimneys are apparently like to drink and party at 1am on their balcony.

I'll pay one of you people to chopper me outta here. There's a landing pad on the aft tennis court. I can't even escape to the spa for peace and quiet because some of these people have no clue what spa etiquette is all about even with the "silence is bliss in our spa" signs all around. :D:D:D

For the record, it's kind of a nice ship and the staff is pretty attentive. The food does pretty much blow.

If I do this again I'm spring for The Haven suites up top.

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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I've been asked by 3 couples at the pool and 1 couple at the casino if I want to "play" with them, if I "swing", "play", "am I into the lifestyle". W>T>F>

You shouldn't have worn the "I have a French maid outfit at home" T-shirt :)

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Remster

lol..

They all probably though you were the mythical Unicorn! ;)

It must be some signal you're sending out, because we just spent 1 week at a resort full of swingers, and no one asked us to play! lol :ph34r:



OMG. I was starting to think it's one of those swinger cruises and I didn't get the memo.
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It must be some signal you're sending out, because we just spent 1 week at a resort full of swingers, and no one asked us to play! lol :ph34r:



No, Karen just didn't tell you about all the offers she got when you were up fetching her drinks at the bar. :D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Remster

lol..

They all probably though you were the mythical Unicorn! ;)

It must be some signal you're sending out, because we just spent 1 week at a resort full of swingers, and no one asked us to play! lol :ph34r:



They can spot desperation.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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