davjohns 1 #26 January 14, 2014 promise5 ******HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment Now, there is a telling comment... But you draw the line at having your toes sucked? Again, I can tell you haven't tried it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 January 14, 2014 davjohns *********HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment Now, there is a telling comment... But you draw the line at having your toes sucked? Again, I can tell you haven't tried it. Especially when the Tootsies get a nice beer bath first. But I bet she wasn't aware of that part.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #28 January 14, 2014 promise5 ******HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment Now we know her weakness."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #29 January 14, 2014 ryoder *********HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment Now we know her weakness.One of them anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #30 January 14, 2014 davjohns But you draw the line at having your toes sucked? Again, I can tell you haven't tried it. Hasn't had it done right, maybe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #31 January 14, 2014 turtlespeed ************HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment Now, there is a telling comment... But you draw the line at having your toes sucked? Again, I can tell you haven't tried it. Especially when the Tootsies get a nice beer bath first. But I bet she wasn't aware of that part.I am thinking there was not enough beer at Lost Prairie to make up for all that glacial loess that has an admixture of 100 years of cow pies ground up in it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 January 14, 2014 Quote I didn't hear anything! That's MY line, damn it! You can't have it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #33 January 14, 2014 promise5Asshat bully! Jerk! Creep!!!!! Wanger!!!! Ok I'm done. No that's just name calling. Trolling would be more like "Now that gay marriage is legal, can you gay marry your same-sex cousin in Kentucky?" or "Otter noise is clinically proven to cause vaginal pain! Whenever the plane flies over, my vagina starts to hurt! And I don't even HAVE a vagina!" If you know where to drop these, you can start a 3000 message shitfest that ends with an admin shutting down the server. That's the mark of an exquisitely crafted troll! If you really want to hone your trolling skills, you should review the Trolls News youtube channel. That should get you on your way!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 January 14, 2014 promise5 ******HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #35 January 14, 2014 Remster *********HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-) Perhaps one referencing a Hawaiian fruit?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #36 January 14, 2014 ryoder ************HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-) Perhaps one referencing a Hawaiian fruit?Hawaiian Punch? That counts. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 42 #37 January 14, 2014 ryoder ************HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-) Perhaps one referencing a Hawaiian fruit?Mango!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #38 January 14, 2014 oldwomanc6 ***************HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-) Perhaps one referencing a Hawaiian fruit?Mango! Mangoes? There is a fucking tiger in the woods -- I could've been eaten alive! I'm never going into that jungle again! I gotta remember never get out of the boat; never get outta the boat!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #39 January 15, 2014 ryoder ******************HA!!!! This beats them all!!!!! Spanker! Oh wait that would be someone that gives spankings. Uuuuuummmmm Yeah uuuuummm. Nevermind. Spanking lover. No comment None needed. Just a safeword. ;-) Perhaps one referencing a Hawaiian fruit?Mango! Mangoes? There is a fucking tiger in the woods -- I could've been eaten alive! I'm never going into that jungle again! I gotta remember never get out of the boat; never get outta the boat!Ya'll lost me after safeword. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #40 January 15, 2014 Please please please tell me no one took this thread seriously!!Please!!!! I would die if someone did and got offended. Well I would blame Ryoder first and then die. Ok I would blame someone else first and then Ryoder and then die. Alright dying is overly dramatic but you get my point. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #41 January 15, 2014 promise5 Please please please tell me no one took this thread seriously!!Please!!!! I would die if someone did and got offended. Well I would blame Ryoder first and then die. Ok I would blame someone else first and then Ryoder and then die. Alright dying is overly dramatic but you get my point. There needs to be a raised eyebrow emoticon... I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #42 January 15, 2014 FlyingRhenquest ***Please please please tell me no one took this thread seriously!!Please!!!! I would die if someone did and got offended. Well I would blame Ryoder first and then die. Ok I would blame someone else first and then Ryoder and then die. Alright dying is overly dramatic but you get my point. There needs to be a raised eyebrow emoticon... Oh no not till after I get the "eyeroll" one.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #43 January 15, 2014 Quote Oh no not till after I get the "eye roll" one You won't ever get an animated icon from DZ.Com. Best- Richard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 42 #44 January 15, 2014 rwieder Quote Oh no not till after I get the "eye roll" one You won't ever get an animated icon from DZ.Com. Best- Richard lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #45 January 15, 2014 BillyVance Quote I didn't hear anything! That's MY line, damn it! You can't have it! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #46 January 15, 2014 rwieder Quote Oh no not till after I get the "eye roll" one You won't ever get an animated icon from DZ.Com. Best- Richard Or an animated avatar.... the world comes to a screeching halt.. except for the Animals who are more equal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 42 #47 January 15, 2014 Amazon *** Quote Oh no not till after I get the "eye roll" one You won't ever get an animated icon from DZ.Com. Best- Richard Or an animated avatar.... the world comes to a screeching halt.. except for the Animals who are more equal There are at least a couple of animated avatars on Dizzy. One was so annoying, I pm'd the guy and asked him to remove it. I could NOT read what he said, because it was so distracting. I was surprised when he did as I asked. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 January 15, 2014 I don't like animated avatars, eye rolling stuff, stuff like that. It messes with my brain and gives me blinding headaches. I'm glad we don't have them here but it's totally self serving.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #49 January 15, 2014 oldwomanc6 There are at least a couple of animated avatars on Dizzy. One was so annoying, I pm'd the guy and asked him to remove it. I could NOT read what he said, because it was so distracting. I was surprised when he did as I asked. Was it this one?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 42 #50 January 15, 2014 ryoder *** There are at least a couple of animated avatars on Dizzy. One was so annoying, I pm'd the guy and asked him to remove it. I could NOT read what he said, because it was so distracting. I was surprised when he did as I asked. Was it this one? Not one I noticed. As an avatar, that would be really tiny. The one that is still here is a line drawing of a guy beating himself bloody on his keyboard. The one that was removed was a pulsing, multi-neon-colored, recipe for an epileptic fit.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites