What can you name a hundred of?

[promise5 17]

So I saw this on another site and I thought it would be fun to ask here.
So what can you name a hundred of if you can name a hundred of something.
If possible list what you can name, just to keep you honest.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[wildcard451 0]

I think I can come up with 100 numbers

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[airtwardo 7]

Birthdays

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,590]

Bottles of beer on the wall?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[oldwomanc6 42]

Given enough time, I could name that many colors. From memory.

Or I could go out to my studio and read the names off the tubes. Buying them is like crack, except I don't use most of them; they just sound so interesting.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[lawrocket 3]

Women who wouldn't have sex with me.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Arvoitus 1]

Country names, hopefully.

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[davjohns 1]

oldwomanc6

Given enough time, I could name that many colors. From memory.

Or I could go out to my studio and read the names off the tubes. Buying them is like crack, except I don't use most of them; they just sound so interesting.

There are not 100 colors. There are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, white, brown and grey. Plum, taupe, tangerine, etc are not colors. They are marketing schemes.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[oldwomanc6 42]

davjohns

***Given enough time, I could name that many colors. From memory.

Or I could go out to my studio and read the names off the tubes. Buying them is like crack, except I don't use most of them; they just sound so interesting.

There are not 100 colors. There are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, white, brown and grey. Plum, taupe, tangerine, etc are not colors. They are marketing schemes.

No, there are only seven colors. Red, orange, yellow,green, blue, indigo, purple. (actually, three will do, if you are a purist)

The rest are the marketing schemes that make me buy them. Some of them are actually useful. I usually only use a dozen or so. The rest just sounded so good in the catalog.

I'm a sucker for a good brush, too.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[lurch 0]

Friends.
-B

Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

[airtwardo 7]

Black is not a color

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[davjohns 1]

airtwardo

Black is not a color

Good point. Black is the presence of all colors and white is the absence. Except in light spectrum where it is reversed. Thanks! We are even further from 100 now.

I combined indigo and violet in the light spectrum and called them purple because I can't tell the difference between indigo and violet. Pretty sure Indigo is just the guy who said, "Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Violet is a girl who wouldn't go out with me in highschool. (Actually, I just made that last part up because I thought it was cute.)

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Meso 38]

Birds, quite a few hundred of them.

[promise5 17]

Well crud, compared to a few answer mine seems shallow.
Nail polish colors

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[davjohns 1]

promise5

Well crud, compared to a few answer mine seems shallow.
Nail polish colors

We've already established there are not 100 colors. There can therefore not be 100 nail polish colors.

I'm torn on the topic of sexual positions, however. If you go from 'missionary' to 'missionary with one of her legs hooked over his arm', do you have a new position, or is it just a modification? If it's just a modification, I can't get to a hundred.

Promise: recall that over in SC, I advised you that males can make anything into a fight or sex?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[shropshire 0]

Damn .. I only got to 99 Red Balloons

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[MikeJD 0]

promise5

So what can you name a hundred of if you can name a hundred of something.

Well, there must be fifty ways to leave my lover. And possibly fifty ways to woo her back, but then I guess those count as two different things.

[BIGUN 1,248]

100 Things iPhone’s can’t do that most Android phones can

1. App integration with Operating System
2. Can’t set default apps
3. No NFC capabilities
4. Google Now (with card notifcations)
5. True HD resolution
6. Widgets
7. Dual User
8. Replaceable keyboards (Swype, etc)
9. Photosphere (panorama) – without the use of a third party app
10. USB host – USB OTG
A. Transfer media to and from an external SD card
B. Watch streaming video or listen to streaming audio from external SD.
C. Control a Dslr without root.
11. Use a bluetooth mouse
12. Floating window apps for desktop like multitasking
13. Switchable launchers
14. Apps that allow gesture based control
15. Adblock
16. Data usage monitor. App usage, Set warning and maximum
17. Battery usage monitor. What apps are using up power
18. Many system monitors like wakelock
19. VPN Proxy for privacy bypassing country restrictions (Tunnelbear)
20. security apps like Cerberus and . Anti-theft, discreetly take a picture of the thief, see what they’re up to (Cerberus) like prey on mac.
21. Launcher shortcuts for apps e.g. evernote, not just bookmark shortcuts
22. Turn the phone into a server: phone to become a DLNA, DNS, Email, FTP, IRC, Proxy, SMB, SMS, SSH, Web, WebDAV, XMPP server (Servers Ultimate)
23. Android can run on many other devices: USB stick computers, laptops (HP, Asus, Acer), cameras, TV set top, google glass, smartwatch, consoles, televisions
24. Run Ubuntu
25. Run various emulators
26. Run system maintenance tools like cache cleaner, Automatically cleanup all app related files once an app is uninstalled (CCleaner)
27. Change profiles based on situation and location
28. Change desktop based on situation.
29. Rhe ability to backup apps and restore them in case you upgraded to a faulty version
30. Bluetooth transfer to and from different devices not just from android devices.
31. Ability to send BT signals as serial port to be accessed by another device.
32. Ability to assign commands to the phone when the phone’s state is detected eg. light level, magnetic field, orientation, proximity sensors, etc.
33. Able to change file extensions without the need to import the file into an app because of a true file system.
34. Seamlessly pair and use an external GPS device with an android phone.
35. Allow apps to specify download location and not just in the same app container. This means you can copy a file once, such as a pdf, and open it with different apps.
36. No removable storage
37. No replaceable battery
38. Use the device as usb storage without iTunes. Windows only see it as read only.
39. Allow multiple Gmail accounts on one device
40. Flash Custom ROM’s – No need root if you buy an Oppo Phone.
41. Smart app protector – You can password protect specific apps. (ios has my secret folder but does not work for apps. ios needs to be jailbroken for this to work.)
42. AIDE – integrated application development. Develop apps directly from your android device.
43. Disable background data per app when on mobile networks.
44. Support 6 different ways to unlock screen, including no lock
45. Miracast
46. DLNA
47. Find out in detail how your storage is used – apps like disk usage
49. Change system wide font size
50. Almost always have the same app available on phone and tablet
51. Integrated FM Radio (HTC One, Oppo R819, Others)
52. The Ability to change icons system wide
53. Face Unlock :)
54. Multi Picture Wallpaper
55. Ability to hide apps (NO ROOT REQUIRED EITHER)
56. Run Flash Websites
57. Voice Control Anything (using Voice/Tasker)
58. Control Televisions (IR Blaster)
59. Air Gestures (Samsung)
60. Google Wallet
61. Be able to download any files onto your phone
62. Make geeks happy (intangible)
63. Can’t theme your phone, all iPhone’s look the same. No personality
64. Choice of features
65. Boom Sound or Dual Front Facing Speakers (HTC)
66. Thermometer
67. Barometer
68. Back button. Without it, switching to the previous app requires two actions
69. No Porn Apps
70. WiFi direct
71. No Wireless Charging
72. Always Listening (Moto X / AutoVoice)
73. Launch apps from a dock like on Mac os (dock4droid). This will confuse the fanboys because it is an Apple feature that is not on ios
74. Install caffeine like the very popular Mac utility
75. Swipestarter – most efficient launcher
76. Gesture search
77. Anticipatory computing ** See the end of this post
78. Dynamically change your home screen – one home screen for work, and one for play
79. Customize LED notifications
80. Connect to your lan workgroup, copy files back and forth. No need for iTunes
81. Stream movies, music from your shared drives
82. The largest developer support (XDA, Rootzwiki, Etc)
83. Choose from a dizzying array of form factors and hardware. Different screen sizes. Ruggedized phones. Different price points.
84. Can’t set mobile data limits (why they overpay)
85. HDMI output
86. No 15 Minute grace period for apps. once you buy in iOS you’re stuck.
87. Install apps to your mobile device directly from the web play store.
88. Voice Actions on Home Automation
89. Boot into Safe mode
90. Disable background processes on startup without root.
91. Batch modify/move/copy files from one directory to the other.
92. Easily switch from one browser to another (flashify) without copying and pasting.
93. Backup files locally with any version available not just the present and previous ones. Eg. I have 10 different versions of Google maps and I can roll back to any of them.
94. Control lock screen when a bluetooth signature is detected. Eg. Pebble locker. Can also activate any profiles upon detection.
95. Perform tasks depending on magnetic field strength. This is particularly effective to mimic an NFC feature. Eg. Open an app (car mode ultra) by reading and sticking a magnetic strip on a car mount.
96. Make your own Siri. Autovoice + Tasker
97 Run shell Scripts
98. Use phone as external GPS for android tablet that doesn’t have a GPS.
99. Extract apks so no need to re-download from the internet. Just are reinstall from a windows network share or SD card.
100. Ability to control other Android devices (AutoRemote).

SOURCE: http://thedroideffect.com/100-things-iphone-5s-still-cant-do-android-can/

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[promise5 17]

davjohns

***Well crud, compared to a few answer mine seems shallow.
Nail polish colors

We've already established there are not 100 colors. There can therefore not be 100 nail polish colors.

I'm torn on the topic of sexual positions, however. If you go from 'missionary' to 'missionary with one of her legs hooked over his arm', do you have a new position, or is it just a modification? If it's just a modification, I can't get to a hundred.

Promise: recall that over in SC, I advised you that males can make anything into a fight or sex?

I honestly thought that was going to be the first thing someone said!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[theonlyski 4]

BIGUN

100 Things iPhone’s can’t do that most Android phones can

1. App integration with Operating System
2. Can’t set default apps
3. No NFC capabilities
4. Google Now (with card notifcations)
5. True HD resolution
6. Widgets Yes they do
7. Dual User
8. Replaceable keyboards (Swype, etc) Yes they do, they're just not different entry methods
9. Photosphere (panorama) – without the use of a third party app Yes they do
10. USB host – USB OTG
A. Transfer media to and from an external SD cardhttp://store.apple.com/us/product/MC531ZM/A/apple-ipad-camera-connection-kit iPads can, its just not a normal function of the iPhone. That being said, there are third party adapters to allow it.
B. Watch streaming video or listen to streaming audio from external SD.
C. Control a Dslr without root.https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/camranger-wireless-dslr-camera/id552765874
11. Use a bluetooth mouse Who the hell needs a mouse for their phone??
12. Floating window apps for desktop like multitasking - see above, who needs that?
13. Switchable launchers
14. Apps that allow gesture based control Yes they do.
15. Adblock
16. Data usage monitor. App usage, Set warning and maximum There are usage monitors in the settings and you can set alerts with many phone companies
17. Battery usage monitor. What apps are using up power
18. Many system monitors like wakelock iStat works great on my iPhone/iPad/Mac/Ubuntu Server
19. VPN Proxy for privacy bypassing country restrictions (Tunnelbear) I just use a VPN for that.
20. security apps like Cerberus and . Anti-theft, discreetly take a picture of the thief, see what they’re up to (Cerberus) like prey on mac.http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/apps-to-recover-stolen-lost-iphone/
21. Launcher shortcuts for apps e.g. evernote, not just bookmark shortcuts Guess you're not including Siri
22. Turn the phone into a server: phone to become a DLNA, DNS, Email, FTP, IRC, Proxy, SMB, SMS, SSH, Web, WebDAV, XMPP server (Servers Ultimate) Actually, with a jailbroken phone, I'd be willing to bet most of that is possible.
23. Android can run on many other devices: USB stick computers, laptops (HP, Asus, Acer), cameras, TV set top, google glass, smartwatch, consoles, televisions I thought we were talking about what the PHONEs can't do?
24. Run Ubuntu So? It's running Linux, who cares if it's Ubuntu?
25. Run various emulators
26. Run system maintenance tools like cache cleaner, Automatically cleanup all app related files once an app is uninstalled (CCleaner) http://iphonedevsdk.com/forum/iphone-sdk-development/56207-what-is-sandbox-in-iphone.html
27. Change profiles based on situation and location What kind of profiles are you talking about?
28. Change desktop based on situation. Change your desktop how?
29. Rhe ability to backup apps and restore them in case you upgraded to a faulty version Never had to, but http://www.iphonefaq.org/archives/971543
30. Bluetooth transfer to and from different devices not just from android devices.
31. Ability to send BT signals as serial port to be accessed by another device.
32. Ability to assign commands to the phone when the phone’s state is detected eg. light level, magnetic field, orientation, proximity sensors, etc. Actually, probably can if you're willing to take the time to develop the app for it.
33. Able to change file extensions without the need to import the file into an app because of a true file system.
34. Seamlessly pair and use an external GPS device with an android phone. I've got 2 GPS devices paired to my iPhone and iPad as well as my Bose headset and stereo in my truck. What's the point?
35. Allow apps to specify download location and not just in the same app container. This means you can copy a file once, such as a pdf, and open it with different apps.
36. No removable storage
37. No replaceable battery Wanna bet?
38. Use the device as usb storage without iTunes. Windows only see it as read only.
39. Allow multiple Gmail accounts on one device I've got 3 GMAIL accounts on my iPhone. As I understand it, you can no longer add them to a new phone because Google stopped it.
40. Flash Custom ROM’s – No need root if you buy an Oppo Phone.
41. Smart app protector – You can password protect specific apps. (ios has my secret folder but does not work for apps. ios needs to be jailbroken for this to work.)
42. AIDE – integrated application development. Develop apps directly from your android device.
43. Disable background data per app when on mobile networks. My iPhone can do this.
44. Support 6 different ways to unlock screen, including no lock How many ways do you need?
45. Miracast
46. DLNA
47. Find out in detail how your storage is used – apps like disk usage I can see the storage usage of individual apps.
49. Change system wide font size Pretty sure you can do this in an iPhone using the accessibility menu
50. Almost always have the same app available on phone and tablet I think I've found maybe 2 apps that didn't have a scaled version between my iPad and iPhone.
51. Integrated FM Radio (HTC One, Oppo R819, Others)
52. The Ability to change icons system wide
53. Face Unlock :)
54. Multi Picture Wallpaper
55. Ability to hide apps (NO ROOT REQUIRED EITHER)
56. Run Flash Websites
57. Voice Control Anything (using Voice/Tasker) Siri.
58. Control Televisions (IR Blaster) Probably not impossible, just no huge demand for it
59. Air Gestures (Samsung)
60. Google Wallet
61. Be able to download any files onto your phone
62. Make geeks happy (intangible)
63. Can’t theme your phone, all iPhone’s look the same. No personality
64. Choice of features
65. Boom Sound or Dual Front Facing Speakers (HTC)
66. Thermometer
67. Barometer
68. Back button. Without it, switching to the previous app requires two actions
69. No Porn Apps
70. WiFi direct
71. No Wireless Charging There are plenty of cases that allow this
72. Always Listening (Moto X / AutoVoice)
73. Launch apps from a dock like on Mac os (dock4droid). This will confuse the fanboys because it is an Apple feature that is not on ios
74. Install caffeine like the very popular Mac utility
75. Swipestarter – most efficient launcher
76. Gesture search
77. Anticipatory computing ** See the end of this post
78. Dynamically change your home screen – one home screen for work, and one for play
79. Customize LED notifications
80. Connect to your lan workgroup, copy files back and forth. No need for iTunes
81. Stream movies, music from your shared drives I can stream all of my media thru my media server to my phone using Plex. Anywhere I have coverage.
82. The largest developer support (XDA, Rootzwiki, Etc)
83. Choose from a dizzying array of form factors and hardware. Different screen sizes. Ruggedized phones. Different price points.
84. Can’t set mobile data limits (why they overpay)
85. HDMI output http://store.apple.com/us/product/MD098ZM/A/apple-digital-av-adapter
86. No 15 Minute grace period for apps. once you buy in iOS you’re stuck.
87. Install apps to your mobile device directly from the web play store. Not sure what you mean by this
88. Voice Actions on Home Automation
89. Boot into Safe mode
90. Disable background processes on startup without root.
91. Batch modify/move/copy files from one directory to the other.
92. Easily switch from one browser to another (flashify) without copying and pasting.
93. Backup files locally with any version available not just the present and previous ones. Eg. I have 10 different versions of Google maps and I can roll back to any of them.
94. Control lock screen when a bluetooth signature is detected. Eg. Pebble locker. Can also activate any profiles upon detection.
95. Perform tasks depending on magnetic field strength. This is particularly effective to mimic an NFC feature. Eg. Open an app (car mode ultra) by reading and sticking a magnetic strip on a car mount.
96. Make your own Siri. Autovoice + Tasker
97 Run shell Scripts
98. Use phone as external GPS for android tablet that doesn’t have a GPS. I just use my iPad that has a built in GPS
99. Extract apks so no need to re-download from the internet. Just are reinstall from a windows network share or SD card. You can save the .IPA file and re-install at anytime.
100. Ability to control other Android devices (AutoRemote).

SOURCE: http://thedroideffect.com/100-things-iphone-5s-still-cant-do-android-can/

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[JohnMitchell 16]

I was gonna reply that I could probably name 100 airplanes, but you guys are going off on a much better tangent. .

[oldwomanc6 42]

Herbs.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[Tink1717 2]

I can do that in the millions.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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