turtlespeed 212 #51 January 29, 2014 kallend ***I can open a bra strap with my left hand. Instantly. Meh. Any guy that can't do this needs to turn in his man card. Yeah, I mean, why does it matter what hand a guy can open the back of a bra with? What matters is WHY THE HELL IS HE WEARING ONE!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #52 January 29, 2014 turtlespeed ******I can open a bra strap with my left hand. Instantly. Meh. Any guy that can't do this needs to turn in his man card. Yeah, I mean, why does it matter what hand a guy can open the back of a bra with? What matters is WHY THE HELL IS HE WEARING ONE!Some bras have the closure in the front. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #53 January 29, 2014 normiss I can open a bra strap with my left hand. Instantly. I used to be able to unhook a front hooked victoria secret bra... with an otherwise normal hug. That's what she gets for trying to trick me with the front hooked bra... Hope she made it to class on time. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #54 January 29, 2014 Dan Gale packed my 1400' reserve total malfunction. Reserve pulled at 1700'. Different jump. Saw Dan last Labor Day. He was like Jack Benny, he stopped counting at 39. But it was malfunctions not years. He packed his PC faster than anybody. Drop it, walk back and drop the container, shake the canopy, pull the slider down, stow the lines. A true 5 minutes. Of course he was jumping a chest mount so most of his malfunctions were canopy transfers. Dan only made a few jumps on a ram air and really stopped for the most part in the 80's. I should have known better when Dan packed my SST reserve on the ground in the field at the DZ. But I was an 80 jump wonder and didn't know any better. It's why I became a rigger.Actually it wasn't Dan that did the tree thing. Hmm, can't remember his name now. If I wasn't trying to remember it I would. It was before I moved here but as I heard it the guy stripped the side of a tree under a streamer and landed in the mud of the bogs around there. They were looking for his body and he sat up out of the mud. He didn't want any surgery but his family gave permission for exploratory surgery. The docs couldn't believe he didn't have internally injuries. He didn't. Just a scar afterwards from his neck to his crotch. I met him a few times. He didn't handle it well. Don't know if he had issues before but he became an alcoholic and never did much in life afterwards. I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #55 January 29, 2014 councilman24 Actually it wasn't Dan that did the tree thing. Hmm, can't remember his name now. If I wasn't trying to remember it I would. It was before I moved here but as I heard it the guy stripped the side of a tree under a streamer and landed in the mud of the bogs around there. They were looking for his body and he sat up out of the mud. He didn't want any surgery but his family gave permission for exploratory surgery. The docs couldn't believe he didn't have internally injuries. He didn't. Just a scar afterwards from his neck to his crotch. I met him a few times. He didn't handle it well. Don't know if he had issues before but he became an alcoholic and never did much in life afterwards. Yes, that was the story I heard, just different guy. I'd be PO'd over a scar like that from surgery I didn't even need."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #56 January 29, 2014 I've always liked those. Instant gratification as it falls open and I could see what I was doing. I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #57 February 3, 2014 kallend I wrote software for a nuclear weapons lab. AND I went to high school with one of the Rolling Stones. I didn't think an of them went to school. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #58 February 4, 2014 My bloodline contains both Norwegian and Austrian nobility... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #59 February 4, 2014 I'm smarter than I look. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #60 February 4, 2014 kallend ***I can open a bra strap with my left hand. Instantly. Meh. Any guy that can't do this needs to turn in his man card. Fuck that I just use a hook knife.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #61 February 4, 2014 grue I'm smarter than I look. No. No really. You aren't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #62 February 4, 2014 I grew up in Texas and studied Latin as a kid. And I used to speak Latin with a Texas accent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 February 4, 2014 JohnMitchell I grew up in Texas and studied Latin as a kid. And I used to speak Latin with a Texas accent. THAT would be interesting to hear.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #64 February 4, 2014 I'm a direct descendant of 15th century BC Chinese warlords. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #65 February 4, 2014 PLFKINGI'm a direct descendant of 15th century BC Chinese warlords. Don I'm almost shy about this, but this one time at band camp . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #66 February 4, 2014 turtlespeed ***I'm smarter than I look. No. No really. You aren't.You sayin' I look smart? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #67 February 4, 2014 I don't like eating anything still on a bone. I almost never touch my drink until my food is gone. Once I begin on my drink, I do not eat any more. I have no idea why.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygypsie 2 #68 February 4, 2014 I'm Cherokee & Black Foot to a mostly Welch heritage. * Sir Pretty Boy Tomlin (direct descendant of, my maiden name is Tomlin) was Wm Penn's "private tutor". (Pennsylvania was named after Wm. Penn) I'm a former women's wrist wrestling champion (righty). I'm also a fairly accomplished boxer. * Which came in especially handy one time when a 6'4" pervert grabbed me from behind * My dad was Air Force Golden Gloves who once fought Ollie North (& won... got the picture somewhere). He taught me at a young age ! I've been told by some seasoned MC riders, I can ride a Harley like a man & they'd be proud to ride along next to me anytime ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #69 February 4, 2014 Weird Al - Apocalypse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,935 #70 February 4, 2014 mjosparky*** I wrote software for a nuclear weapons lab. AND I went to high school with one of the Rolling Stones. I didn't think an of them went to school. Sparky Jagger has a degree from the London School of Economics. My cousin went to school with him.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boogers 0 #71 February 4, 2014 I pick my nose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #72 February 5, 2014 My signature has put more people in jail than I could ever count. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #73 February 5, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy My signature has put more people in jail than I could ever count. You can't count that high huh? Good to know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #74 February 5, 2014 turtlespeed ***My signature has put more people in jail than I could ever count. You can't count that high huh? Good to know.It was a very "busy" city. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #75 February 5, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ******My signature has put more people in jail than I could ever count. You can't count that high huh? Good to know.It was a very "busy" city. What was the population?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
